Dingodile's
diary
Written by: zafaraneo
Though nobody reviewed… yet, I'm continuing this fic!
Summary: Dingodile writes on his diary… and lets us read it!
CHAPTER 2: FRIDAY (REGRETING-OF-CREATING-MINIONS DAY)
Dear Diary,
Hi again. Today, Nefarious (Hehe… if he reads this…) just called me a dumbfounded moron, I guess he's following Master Dr. Neo Cortex's orders… again. BTW, mate… Ooh! Third Watch is on! Err, never mind… As I was saying… BTW, mate, Tiny (Tiny Tiger) just glued his ass on his head… and yes I'm not talking about the butt, I'm talking about the donkey: So in other words, he glued his pet donkey to his head… Oh yeah, and before I forget… Ooh! The Amazing Race is on! Grr, I mean… Aww! I'm missing Bay Watch! ARRGH! DIE STUPID TELEVISION! … Okay, I burned the T.V. … GREAT! Now I'm going to miss C.S.I! There's a new season!
Okay,
I need to tell you this before I go AXN crazy:
RIPPER ROO AND
KOALA KONG HAVE BEEN READING MY DIARY! I mean, have been reading
you…
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO RUIN MY MUTATED
LIFE?
And yes, I found out because… they wrote…
Rippa Roo end Kowala Kung hav bin hier
Signed,
Rippa Roo end Kowala Kung
Pee.Ess: Wai deed u run ova En Trans wen u gat drungk?
Sigh, I bet you know who wrote that…
Anyways, I need to wake up early tomorrow because N. Trance will control me again if I don't work on the Crashinator.
Signed,
Dingodile: Half Dingo, Half Crocodile
Note: I don't own Dingodile, Nefarious Tropy (Ha, good name), Dr. Neo Cortex and all related characters… and Third Watch, Bay Watch, The Amazing Race and C.S.I belong to AXN and I don't own the Crashinator.