Monty Python and the Holy Grail Character Back stories
CHAPTER 2- THE LEADER OF THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI PART-1
The story you are about to read is one from my childhood, yes my childhood was a very hard one I also remember that it
AAAAA I SAID IT! AAAAA THERE IT IS AGAIN! NOO IT KEEPS SHOWING UP!
ok,ok calm down, where was I? Ah yes my childhood I remember that day like it..AAA! I need to focus more on what i'm saying, I remember that day like... I remember that day well!
CUE THE FLASH BACK!
"MUM! I'M GOING TO SCHOOL NOW!" I shouted.
"SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE HOLE YOU STUPID BADGER!" my mom yelled as she threw a screaming cat at me
The cat then proceeded to claw,maul,and completely make my face red with my own blood.
"Ok mother thank you for giving me breakfast!" I spake as I ripped off one of the legs from the cat and ate it as if it were chicken.
The trip to school was one that most often took about 2 steps considering I lived right next to the place.
"Hey look!" shouted the now obvious bad guy in this story "It is the child of whom we beat up upon every day!"
After that all the children ran to me and used their crossbows and swords ,given to them by the king incase a french man tried to taunt them, to beat me up and rub salt in the wounds caused by the now three legged cat
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!" I shouted.
"BECAUSE WE ARE OBVIOUSLY PHYCOLOGIACLY DESTRESSED AND WE TAKE IT OUT ON OTHERS!" yelled one of the children.
"No don't do this!" I yelled "EEEEEEE!" I screamed because have you ever put salt in a wound it hurts!
"No!" I yelled from the swords hitting me "EEEEEE!" I yelled from the salt' but then came an event that would change the planet earth forever a sword and salt hit me at the exact same time then I yelled "NIIIII!" the face of the nearest child turned into a herring
All the children stopped and stood back in awe and shock, or as I say shawe, all children bowed and said "What do you want from us master?"
I pondered for a moment, this moment would also change my life forever, I said..
"I DEMAND... A...GROUP OF SLAVES!"
HA YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY A SHRUBBERY! I FOOLED YOU! HA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE! Oh, that was good! Ok,ok back to the story.
"Yes great knower of the word Ni." they all said in unison "We shall do as thy command knower of the word Ni.".
Finally my life was good, you know until the accident. But thats a story for another time.
That day when I went home my mom yelled "GOOD NEWS!".
"What?" I replied.
"From this day forward I will treat you very well!" said my mother.
"Hooray! This is the best day ever!" I cheered.
"Yes i'm going to make tomorrow the bast day ev-AAA!" she yelled as a small white rabbit tore her neck open.
"NOOO!" I screamed I knew what I had to do "TIME TO DIE RABIT! NIIIIIIIII!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
The rabbit uttered a small high pitched scream then pounced on my face, ripping off huge amounts of skin and flesh.
But, out of the corner of my eye I see something, something wonderful, A...SHRUBBERY!
I reach for it and smack the rabbit in the face with it "YES DIE! DIEEEE!" I yelled while smack the rabbit in the face.
"Time to finish you off!" I held the shrubbery in front of my face and yelled "NIIIIIIIII!"
the force from the blast blew the rabbit far away, I herd that he landed in a cave but i'm not sure.
I quickly ran to my dieing mother and picked up her now severed head "mom." I said "are you ok?"
"yes, I'll just walk it off. MY BLOODY HEAD IS OFF WHAT DO YOU THINK!" my mom yelled
"son' I must tell you something." I mom said as she was dieing
"yes mom?" I inquired
"beware the black beast of aaaaaaa." my mom said when she was dead
Well thats part of my story stay tuned for possibly more of my story.