Yo Yo Yo! Srry couldn't resisit. I'm wearing pajamas! and now to our story
"Dats what I'm talkin bout." Neji said to a near tears Sasuke. Sasuke handed Neji his money and food pills and then ran while Sakura and Ino stood there looking seductive. "Haku! Where did you come from? And why da hell are you wearin a micro-mini?" Neji asked. "I just want to be useful by making you look good." Haku said. "Man get da hell outta here!" Neji yelled. Haku walked seductively away. "Neji when you gone take me on a date? Cuz I'm a classy lady and I feel unappreciated!" TenTen said sucking her teeth. "Wheneva I feel like it." Neji said and continued pimp walking to class leaving the girls there to dance in slow motion and look seductive. Ahhh just like in the videos.
"Neji why are you late?" said his science teacher Guy. "Ain't none a yo biusiness why I was late." Neji said making Lee get out of his chair so he could sit even though there were plenty of other seats. "Turtwig! I choose you!" said Ash bursting through the door. "Eh Yo Ash get out dis is my story." Neji said lowering his sunglasses "But I hafta--" Neji cut him off "It's yo destiny to get out my story 'fore I stuff you in one a dem Pokeballs." Ash sighed "okayyyyyy. Ash is sad." He said walking away.
"Neji I need to talk to you for a quick second." TenTen called to Neji at his locker. "What woman." Neji said. TenTen slapped him across the face,hard. "You was cheatin on me with dat little skank Sasame and now she pregnant!" TenTen yelled. "Ain't mine." Neji said calmly. "Yeah it is yours! I saw her numba in yo phone! You a liar! I'mma get my cousin and my grandma and my momma and my brotha and my godsista's little cousin's step uncle..." Neji was completely tuning her out thinking that he should get get some french fries. "And i'mma get all them people to fight you!" Then Ten-Ten walked away.
Will Neji remember that he doesn't know Sasame?
Will TenTen gather up those people to fight Neji?
Will Neji get some french fries?
Find out in the next chapter of (Heroic music) Neji's Pimp Life!
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