Chris: Well the campers should be getting here any minute now...
A boat revs up carrying none other the rebel that made it through all but 2 challenges in both seasons.
Chris: Looks like Duncan's on his way
Duncan jumps off the boat with his bags
Duncan: The challenges here were actually easier then your phsyco TDA ones.
Chris: What about the fact that you have some new ones to worry about
Duncan: That can't be as insane as Monster Movie or Pirate Movie.
In confession Booths
Duncan: I'm ready for anything to fight off Chris could pull out a swarm of bees and a bomb tied to them and I'd
Still fight
Back on dock
Duncan: So is this money actually real as in us getting it
Chris: Duncan, after Courtney got kicked off we could actually rent an island this time so yes everything is real
This time
Duncan: oh even before anybody else is here you lied the boat I rode in on was made out of cardboard and
Started to Shrivel and rip.
Owen rides in on what looks like a lifeboat then when Owen climbs off the boat goes up to about the size
Duncan's was.
Owen: Sup Chris Mister
Chris: Sup O-dog
Beth rides in and hugs Owen.
Beth: Oh my god I missed you so much
Then a boat rides in and nobody can hear each other because loud Disco music blared from a boom box and a red
Headed girl wearing clothes from the 80s carrying a disco ball
Girl: Yal I'm Fiona and ready to get down and boogey woogey all the way down to the corner of disco street where
The spa hangs for my digs & me.
Duncan: Hey disco queen look around there is no spa
Fiona: Hey dudes Chris dawg where is the spa you totally like dropped me like a hot tomato dude.
Beth to Fiona: Sorry, Fiona there is no spa I'm Beth
Fiona: Well I'm down with that yo.
Owen: I'm Owen it's nice to meet you
Chris: Looks like here comes the king and queen of wrestling! OMG! I just rhymed.
Duncan: It doesn't rhyme that much
The boat traveling and tips and turns as 2 figures beat the living daylights out of each other.
Boy: Ow Donna that's my ear
Donna: oh be quiet it has happened in boxing it can happen in wrestling.
The stumble onto the dock together.
Donna: I'm Donna
Boy: I'm Drew.
Duncan: I wish Courtney was here then we could have a tag team match against you two
In confessional both
Duncan: Ok so I still daydream about Courtney... a bit.
Back at dock
Then the next boat pulls up and a weak boy wearing a sweatshirt and a cap covering most of his hair
Chris: Was up B-
Chris was cut off with the boy slapping him.
Boy: don't ever call me by that name my name is B.D. you got that Mclean
Chris: IT'S MCLAEN
In confessionals
Chris: I knew the new campers were a bad idea now there are NEW people to try to insult me!
Note to self: Fire Chef for idea of new campers
Chef: Note To Self: Kill Chris for trying to fire me.
Back on dock
A boat comes up and a girl falls straight on her face
Girl: owe who would put a dock in front of my face.
Beth OMG! Are you o.k?
Beth runs up to her
Girl: Hi is the person called ch- what sound does this thing make
She points to the R
In Confessionals
Beth: Well I miss Lindsey from Tda but she is pretty nice and she reminds me a lot of Lindsey but Lindsey I will
Never replace you.
Back at dock
Beth: no I'm Beth that says Chris Mclaen.
Girl: I'm uh. Um. Amanda!
Chris: Ugh it's bad enough you can't read my name but can't even remember your own! Your name is MARIA
Beth: Hi Maria
A cloud appears out of no where and a male wearing black clothes with night vision goggles on his head appear out
Of nowhere.
Chris: Dude nice entrance welcome to TDI Dishing
Dishing: My mission here has just begun sir
Chris: dude why do you talk like that
Dishing: Because talking of your nonsense will get me caught at enemy's base
In confessionals
Duncan: I'm just looking at this dude and thinking gotta be the first off.
Back at dock
Chris: Nice that you still play pretend
Dishing: Pretend? I am a spy set out to spy on the U.K. secret service
Chris: Well I'm the king of Canada
Dishing: Sir I find that quiet rude.
Beth: OMG!
Her eyes popped out as her heart began to pump. While Duncan, Owen, and Chef sat in disbelief
Up came the boat containing non-other then...
Chris: Welcome Brady to Total Drama Island
Brady: Glad to be here Chris
Beth: Brady I haven't seen you sense I called you on TDA
Brady: I saw you...
Brady had a mean look on his face
Beth: What?
Brady: Remember you saying that we were breaking up on live television then you kissed that nerd
Beth: I sort of remember...
Brady: Well I certainly won't date you anymore EVER.
Beth: But Brady
In confessionals
Chris: Ohh, some spicy hot Drama Note to self: Rip up Note to self to fire chef
Chef: That's right
Beth: I.. I didn't know what was going to happen *Sniff but I didn't *Sniff think it would hurt mine and Brady's
Relationship *Crying BRADY I Miss you Please come back to me!!!!!
Another boat pulled up and a bridge popped out and out walked a girl wearing glasses with her hair tied back into a
Ponytail she was carrying books
Girl: Hello Fellow contestants I hope for a clean game.
She reached out to shake their hands.
Duncan: With Chris hosting that is going to be a problem
She stared at him blankly for a moment
Girl: I'm Jasmine
Duncan: Well see you some other time
Another boat pulled up and every body heard heavy rock play.
Out jumped a man wearing a skull shirt that resembled Duncan's
Duncan: sup, dawg.
Owen: Hey bro what do people call you
In confessionals
Owen: I'm glad I can actually play the game fair instead of stirring it up like last season.
Back to the dock.
The man threw a knife out nearly slashing every boy then it sling shouted back and engraved into the ground
LENNY
Duncan: Dude you gotta teach me that
Lenny: I only teach that to Jailbirds
Duncan: I've been to Juvey 5 times and a Jail movie set
Lenny: Good enough for me.
In confessionals
Duncan: I see the start of a beautiful friendship
Back to the dock
Out of nowhere a man bursts in screaming like crazy
Man: You all will bow down to PERRY!
Chris: uh no
A boat comes speeding up the suddenly it stops
Chris on walkie-talkie: Chef what's down
Chef on walkie-talkie: Engines broke guess you're stuck with those loons.
Chris: aww, I was looking for the new dramatic people.
Then a figure breaks open a trunk in the boat and fixes the engine then jumps into the water and swims over to
The dock.
Girl: Sup I'm Quslina
All: Sup Quslina
A boat pulls up and a boy holding a laptop jumps off
Boy: hi I'm Freddie.
Freddie has several bags obviously filled with tech stuff.
Owen: Hi Freddie
A banjo can be heard in the distance then. Then jumped out a girl in country girl playing a banjo
Girl: Howdy, Yal I'm Darcey
Then out of no where a female figure appeared
Other Girl: I'm Stacey
Duncan: Chris isn't this enough contestants already.
Chris: um no.
Then pulled up a boat
Chef: hut two three four hut two three four
Out stumbled a teenage male that looked really strong he was wearing camouflage
Boy: Ten hut my name is private Jan Chef sir.
Chris: Chef, Who is this dude
Chef: he my son you fool I squeezed out some weirdo named Appohncho
Chris: Dude that dude was going to cause so much drama
Then a boat pulled up and a boy with flaming hair jumped off
Boy: I'm flame
Chris: not the major deal right now!
Chef: well deal with it Mcaen
Then a boat pulls up out jumps Lashinca
Duncan, Owen, and Beth: Lashinca?
Lashinca: Yeah Leshawna couldn't make it so Chris here let me go instead
Chris: Yes and I notified CHEF BEFORE SWITCHING CAMPERS!
The pulled up another boat. Two figures jump out one female and one male
Boy: That's Honey
Honey: That's Evan
Then the last boat pulls up first jumps off a girl.
Girl: Hello Fellow contestants I am Kelly.
Then the last figure jumped off the boat she stared at all of them through her black sunglasses their reflection Glow in them they all gasped.
Beth: Heather?
Chris: Yes Heather!
Heather: Out of my way Trashbags!
Chris: Well let's all go over the rules....
In confessionals
Appohncho: I will make it on to the show and trust me the will all go down one by one starting with that army
Boy.
Back at docks
Chris: Welcome campers, time to sort out the teams
Would the following campers please walk over to the right:
Beth, Evan, Heather, B.D., Darcy, Perry, Stacey, Brady-
Brady: You're putting me on a team with that girl who would dump ME for a nerd with barf all over his face.
Chris: Deal with it your on the team with the witch all the way from-
Heather: Chris I think you should announce the rest of the teams
Chris: Fine sheesh
Fiona, Lenny, Maria, and Dishing.
You will be known as the Killer gophers!
Poof! Out of no where appears a buff male
Male: Hello cast I'm Johnny Thunder
Rock voice out of nowhere: Johnny Thunder yeah
Cast looks around confused
Johnny: I'll be Chris's co-host.
The following campers please walk over to the left
Duncan, Lashinca, Owen, Jasmine, Freddie, Donna, Drew, Quisling, Flame, Honey, Jan, and Kelly.
You will now be known as the Killer Bass.
Owen (Bass): But I've always been on the killer whatever's side.
Duncan (Bass): Deal with it tubby.
Honey (Bass): It will be okay big guy.
Chris: You can record you're thoughts in the confessionals.
In confessionals
Honey (Bass): I think I have good team I think we could win!
Beth (Gophers): Last season I was here I didn't make it so far but I've been through TDA so I am ready
Chris: I hope the campers are ready for the first pretty soon.
Johnny: It's nice to be the host with Chris.
Alejandro (Lone Wolfs): They will all pay for not letting me on.
Back at camp
Chris: Go over to your cab.
Ins and get ready for breakfast then your first challenge.
At the girls cabin
Loud music plays in the girl's cabin
Honey (Bass): Turn it down please
Fiona (Gophers): It's my music yall can listen to yours
Heather (Gophers): No we can't because yours is to loud
Fiona (Gophers): my disco grooves should make all yall moves
Darcy (Gophers): Ya'll city folk crazy
In confessionals
Fiona (Gophers): They are just hating on my music
Heather (Gophers): She is the fourth off on my list the first is Beth then Duncan then Owen.
Owen (Bass): Owen Wants break fast
Owen looks at the toilet seat
Owen (Bass): I knew that Chris never replaced that seat!
Jan (Bass): Why is there a bite in the toilet seat
In boys cabin
Duncan (Bass): I call the top bunk
Owen (Bass): I call bottom with my bro Duncan
In confessionals
Duncan (Bass): I'm cool with Owen we used to be in an alliance last time here and on TDA but I think me and
Lenny are more bonded together.
Back at the boys' cabin
Duncan (Bass): Actually I was thinking about sharing a bunk with Lenny
Lenny (Gophers): I get top then
Lenny pushes Duncan off the top bunk
Duncan Growls and realizes that Lenny is trying to out juvie him
In confessionals
Duncan (Bass): Alright Lenny is starting to pinch my nerves
Back at bunks
Duncan (Bass): Fine then bunking with Owen
Owen (Bass): Awesome!
Time passes by and they are all at the tables with their teams
At the Bass Table.
Owen (Bass): I hope Chris doesn't plan anymore crazy psycho challenges like juggling sharks while riding a unicycle
With bombs strapped to our backs.
In confessionals
Chris: Make a note on that one.
Back at the table
Duncan (Bass): You can count on that one Owen.
In confessionals
Chris: Yes you can count on it.
Back at the table
Quisling (Bass): Well I'm ready for it
In confessionals
Chris: Okay Chef moves the bomb challenge to the first
Chef: Not with my son still on the show
Chris: Fine, Second.
Back at table
Jan (Bass): Well that's what my dad feeds me for breakfast.
In confessionals
Jan (Bass): Not bombs sharks while I unicycle
Chef: I feed him Sharks while he unicycles for breakfast, Bombs for lunch, and my cooking for dinner
Chris: OMG! Chef is trying to poison Jan every day!
Back at the table
Flame (Bass): I am ready for any challenge
Heather sneaks over to spy on Bass.
Donna (Bass): I can do it if I have Drew
Drew (Bass): I can do it if I have Donna
In confessionals
Heather (Gophers): If I can convince them to vote off Drew or Donna then the other one is cake
Chris: Yeah a real spy and DRAMA
At Gophers table
Heather (Gophers): Ok guys we need to win this one so we can-
Beth (Gophers): Why should we listen to you Heather
Heather (Gophers): Beth keep in to your own business I am making a strategy. So we can trick them into voting
Donna or drew off then the other one is cake
Dishing (Gophers): I believe Heather is right.
In confessionals
Dishing (Gophers): She can make a great team we are both great spies
Chris: OMG! This pretend boy should be the first off.
After the teams finished eating the walked over to Chris
Chris: Let's get a walking
The new campers stared jaw dropped at the mountain
They climb the mountain
Chris: you're challenge is to jump off this mountain into the target area otherwise the sharks will have a nice
Tasty dinner
They all gasp except Owen, Brady, Beth, Duncan, and Heather
Chris: Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Island!
Choir: AHHHHH!