Strawberry15 says:
Hey, Toshiro!
Captain10 says:
It's Hitsugaya-taicho! And hello.
Strawberry15 says:
So, what was with that Code White thing the other day?
Strawberry15 says:
Hold on, Rangiku's on. I'll add her.
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Captain10 says:
That's top-secret Shinigami information to be given strictly on a need-to-know basis.
Lieutenant10 says:
No it's not! He's just embarrassed about it!
Captain10 says:
Rangiku!
Lieutenant10 says:
Come on, Ichigo won't tell! Hell, he may even be able to help!
Captain10 says:
Fine. But know this, Ichigo Kurosaki. If you tell ANYONE outside the Gotei 13 about this, I will freeze you to death, crush your icy remains, and feed them to Hyorinmaru!
Lieutenant10 says:
So basically, you'll give Hyorinmaru a strawberry snow cone.
Captain10 says:
When did I say that?
Lieutenant10 says:
It's called a pun, Taicho.
Strawberry15 says:
Yeah, like I haven't heard enough jokes about my name, WHICH, incidentally, is supposed to mean "One who protects!"
Captain10 says:
Duly noted.
Captain10 says:
Anyway, whenever I feel extreme anger, my reiatsu spikes to dangerous levels. If that happens, someone declares a "Code White," and a Captain is called in to counter my reiatsu with their own so I don't deep-freeze half the Seireitei.
Strawberry15 says:
Huh. My reiatsu's probably the most unstable Soul Society's ever seen, but I haven't blown anything up in anger.
Captain10 says:
Really? Well, you always were an anomaly.
Strawberry15 says:
Yeah, I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma shrouded in a riddle.
Lieutenat10 says:
Geez, I came here for a chat, not a thesaurus!
Lieutenant10 says:
And now, it's time for Gin!
+ Silver Fox has been added to the conversation.
Gin Ichimaru was one of the traitors who defected from Soul Society with Aizen. However, when he was ordered to kill Rangiku during the battle at Fake Karakura Town, he turned on the hypnotist. In the same battle, Aizen revealed that he was the Shinigami who killed Kaname Tosen's friend. Aizen had killed Tosen after figuring out his Bankai. He almost did the same to Gin, but Ichigo stepped in, and after a climactic final battle, defeated and killed Aizen.
And as for Gin? Well, for turning on Aizen, Gin was not put to death as is the custom for traitors. However, for his part in the rebellion, he was stripped of his powers and exiled to the World of the Living. This wasn't so bad, as Soul Society was kind enough to provide background information for Gin so he could make a life in the Living World. He currently attended Karakura High with Ichigo and his friends, who, despite initial caution, had taken to Gin quite well. He currently lives in Orihime's apartment building – across from her apartment, no less.
Silver Fox says:
Hi, guys!
Captain10 says:
God damn it, now I want a strawberry snow cone! Be right back!
Silver Fox says:
Guess where Orihime is right now.
Lieutenant10 says:
Where?
Silver Fox says:
I dunno, I'm just her neighbor. :)
Lieutenant10 says:
LOL, maybe she's over at Tatsuki's.
Silver Fox says:
Why, Rangiku! Are you insinuating that Hime and her girlfriend are doing naughty things?!
Lieutenant10 says:
Maybe.
Silver Fox says:
Sweet. :D
Strawberry15 says:
GIN!!!
Silver Fox says:
What? Don't tell me you don't find your female friends having fun, well, fun.
Strawberry15 says:
Okay, I do, but at least I'm a gentleman about it!
Silver Fox says:
Such as your little trip to the men's room yesterday?
Strawberry15 says:
I told you, I was fighting a Hollow!
Silver Fox says:
Then why didn't your badge go off?
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Strawberry15 says:
At least I can fight Hollows! AND I never sided with them!
Captain10 says:
Back, hey Grimmjow, hey, Ichimaru.
Sexy Sexta says:
Hey, Shiro! And what's that supposed to mean, Kurosaki?!
Strawberry15 says:
You're different, Grimmjow! You and Ulquiorra sided with us!
Captain10 says:
I come back to this shit? *facepalm*And Grimmjow, it's Hitsugaya-taicho! You know that!
Silver Fox says:
Let's add some ladies on here tonite!
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+ Shirayuki Bunny has been added to the conversation.
+ Lieutenant05 has been added to the conversation.
+ Black Cat Woman has been added to the conversation.
Sexy Sexta says:
I don't know too many ladies, so I added Ulquiorra instead.
Cuarta Espada says:
How can you call me a lady when you've seen my penis for yourself?
Sexy Sexta says:
Shit, are you that dense that you don't realize sarcasm when you hear it?
Cuarta Espada says:
And anyway, Grimmjow, you're obviously the woman in our relationship.
Sexy Sexta says:
What, so just because I'm the uke, I'm the woman?! Well let me tell you something, Ulquiorra Cifer! I'm only on the bottom because I love the shit you do to me! Hell, if I wanted to, I'd top you like a pizza!
Black Cat Woman says:
Top you like a pizza? That's a new one.
Cuarta Espada says:
Well, then. Put up or shut up, as the humans say.
Strawberry15 says:
Uh, we don't all say that.
Cuarta Espada says;
No one cares.
Silver Fox says:
Ooh, you got told!
Lieutenant10 says:
What songs do you have on your MP3 player that no one expects you to have?
Sexy Sexta says:
Best Days of Your Life, by Kellie Pickler.
Strawberry15 says:
OMG LMAO!
Sexy Sexta says:
Shut up! It was stuck in my head when I downloaded it, and I'm not wasting the $1.29 I spent on it!
Shirayuki Bunny says:
Yeah, Ichigo, and don't forget you have Mariah Carey on your iPod!
Strawberry15 says:
It's Hero! That's a classic power ballad right there!
Shirayuki Bunny says:
Then why do you have "Dream Lover" on there?
Sexy Sexta says:
ROTFLOL at Ichigo! Anything but Hero is crap!
Captain10 says:
I have "Hot Blooded" on my Heart (Soul Society's answer to the iPhone). And Grimmjow, what about her version of "I'll Be There?"
Sexy Sexta says:
One, what's so weird about that? Two, The Jackson Five's version is superior in every way.
Captain10 says:
One, if you had a sense of irony, you'd get that. Two, possibly, but I'm a sucker for power ballads.
Sexy Sexta says:
Kid, lemme tell you something. "I'll Be There," be it Mariah Carey or The Jackson Five, is not a fucking power ballad!
Captain10 says:
What about "You Are Not Alone?"
Sexy Sexta says:
Okay, that's a power ballad.
Captain10 says:
Just checking.
Cuarta Espada says:
"Love Story," by Taylor Swift.
Lieutenant05 says:
OMG, me too!
Lieutenant10 says:
Momo? I thought you died on us.
Silver Fox says:
She was probably Googling Aizen Rule 34.
Shirayuki Bunny says:
What's Rule 34?
Strawberry15 says:
"If it exists, there is porn of it."
Shirayuki Bunny says:
Anything that exists?
Silver Fox says:
Yeah. Hell, there may even be some Chappy porn I can send you.
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Shirayuki Bunny says:
FUCK NO!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE NAME OF CHAPPY IN VAIN!!! NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURN YOU INTO A MINIATURE CHAPPY ICE SCULPTURE!!!
Lieutenant10 says:
Better than a strawberry snow cone, at least. :)
Lieutenant05 says:
I WAS NOT GOOGLING AIZEN-TAICHOU RULE 34!
Captain06 says:
I am going to kill whoever added me. :(
Silver Fox says:
Sorry. I thought you'd like to see Rukia's little meltdown.
Captain06 says:
Chappy Rule 34? Really, Ichimaru? And Rukia, don't blame Ichimaru. He's not the one who invented Rule 34.
Shirayuki Bunny says:
Nii-sama! I didn't realize you were on!
Captain06 says:
Am I not on your Friends List?
Shirayuki Bunny says:
No, Nii-sama, you are! I was focused on the conversation, that's all!
Silver Fox says:
Uh-oh! Rukia's in trouble!
Captain06 says:
GTFO, Ichimaru.
Silver Fox says:
All right, fine. I know when I'm not wanted! :(
Silver Fox says:
And BTW, Ulquiorra, I think I've lost a little respect for you.
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Black Cat Woman says:
Now look what you've done, Byakuya!
Captain06 says:
He started it.
Captain10 says:
Dammit, Grimmjow, now I want pizza! Matsumoto! Get me the menu for Seireitei House of Pizza!
Lieutenant10 says:
Yes sir! Bye, guys!
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Strawberry15 says:
LOL, I just got the irony of Toshiro liking Hot Blooded. :)
Shirayuki Bunny says:
I like that song, too.
Cuarta Espada says:
Well, Grimmjow. When would you like to prove your point?
Sexy Sexta says:
No time like the present. ;D
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Captain06 says:
I have to go too. I have a clan meeting to attend. God, strike me down now. DX
Black Cat Woman says:
Ah, meetings. The reason the Four Great Clans haven't reached their full potential.
Captain06 says:
LOL, this is true.
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Strawberry15 says:
Well, it seems I'm the only guy in the conversation.
Black Cat Woman says:
Indeed, you are.
Lieutenant05 says:
Guys, I need to go train. Tobiume says I'm close to realizing Bankai.
Black Cat Woman says:
You are? Well, that's wonderful, Momo!
Shirayuki Bunny says:
Yeah, good luck, Hinamori-fukutaicho!
Lieutenant05 says:
Thanks, guys! TTFN!
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Black Cat Woman says:
Ichigo? Rukia?
Black Cat Woman says:
They must be fighting a Hollow.
Black Cat Woman says:
Well, shit.
Black Cat Woman says:
And now I'm talking to myself.
Black Cat Woman says:
Double shit.
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A/N: And because I love you all, please enjoy this little omake.
"Watermelon pizza, Taicho?" Rangiku asked. "Really?"
"What?" said Toshiro. "I like watermelon, and I like pizza."
"But why would you put watermelon on your pizza?" Rangiku asked.
"Why would I put watermelon on my pizza?" Toshiro repeated incredulously. "Well, why would you put pepperoni on your pizza?! Why would you put mushrooms, onions, meatballs, ANYTHING AT ALL on your pizza?!"
"Good point," said Rangiku, thinking that was the end of the conversation.
"No, I'm really asking!" said Toshiro.
"Oh!" exclaimed Rangiku. "Uh... I... I honestly don't know, Taicho."
"Because it's THERE, Matsumoto! Because it EXISTS!" Toshiro declared passionately.
"So, if it exists, it's a pizza topping?" Rangiku asked confusedly.
"Yes!" replied Toshiro.
"Kind of like Rule 34."
"Er... I guess so."
Rangiku thought for a moment. Finally, she asked, "Do you think there's such a thing as pizza porn?" This caused Toshiro to laugh uncontrollably.
"Matsumoto... have you been... drinking?!" Toshiro asked between laughs.
"No more than usual," admitted Rangiku.
Toshiro continued to laugh. When he finally calmed down, he said, "Let's see!" and made his way over to Rangiku's computer, because it didn't have child blocks, unlike his own. Rangiku could only grapple with the ominous feeling in her stomach.
20 seconds later...
"I AM NEVER EATING PIZZA AGAIN!!!" Toshiro declared after seeing a man's penis wedged between two slices of pizza.