A/N:
This chapter is called... "Kurenu Flu OMG, WTF, BBQ?"...
Because it sounds cool and rhymes.
Also, I know Kureno's name as an O not a U…
BUT! The title wouldn't rhyme if there was a U.
SO HA!
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The bird flu epidemic is swooping across this great land, bringing foul disease to the cluckiest of families.
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Puns intended.
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"Megumi, that was rather insensitive of you,"
"Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!"
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And then I was all,
"GIRLFRIEND, YOU DID NOT JUST!"
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But she DID just.
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Once again.
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The truth of it is, I'm Batman.
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Dunna nanna nanna nanna nanna nanna nanna nanna,
MEGUMI-MAN!
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That's the ticket!
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"That's very un-hxrdcore/scene of you."
"No one asked you, Isuzu. Now, if you don't mind, I do believe I have a date with hate."
"Fate?"
"Mate."
"Irate."
"Set the record straight."
"Sing it, brother!"
"Let us go forth and multiply."
"… You whacked our gangsta moment, you bastard!"
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So much for being a scenester.
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Have you ever SCENE that advert with the man calling his son about the house?
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And this chick is all, "This wouldn't happen in Australia,"
And then he decides to move?
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That add is pretty lame.
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"Why do you say that?"
"Australia doesn't really have better coverage than the rest of the world, it's just a scam to make people move their as their economy can one day be as large as America's. Australia is always trying to upstage America. It's rather pathetic, seeing as most people can't understand a word they're saying…"
"…"
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I heard Kisa was once in an impotency commercial.
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"Say Larry, how is it you have all that lovely chest hair and rich, potent testicles?"
"Well, Anita, the truth is, I take Viagradone. It gives you a lot of hair and a lot of what you need down there. So what are you waiting for, loser?"
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The truth is, Kisa was Larry.
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"You promised you'd never tell!"
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I was Anita.
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"BRAAAWK! EYE ARM DA CHEEKEN OF DA ZODEEARCHZ0RZ!ONE!"
"… Kureno?"
"KURENUUUU!"
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I wonder if Kureno has bird flu.
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"Kurenu the bird flu!"
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OMG, WTF, BBQ?
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An idea just came to me!
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As the sexual, hunk of African-Japanese rapper I am, I shall produce a new hit single!
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"It's always with the gangsta's and the rappers, isn't it?"
"Pretty much."
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I had to ask Kimi to come rap with me, because she's ALL good.
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She bought out a single just recently.
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HEY HEY!
YUN YUN!
KIMI DOESN'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
NO WAY!
NO WAY!
KIMI THINKS YOU NEED A KNEW ONE!
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That's basically it.
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"You ridin' wit me, beeyatch? No diggin', no dog, yo! DROP IT LYKE IT'S HAWT!"
"Translation, please."
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TRANSLATION OF THE ABOVE, GANGSTA-FIED SPEECH.
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"Are you messing with me, bitch? No respect, no sex! So drop your clothes and strip tease! You're hot!"
"… I see."
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The TRUTH OF THE GANGSTA has been revealed.
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OH, YOU!
KURENU!
BIRD FLU!
OMG, WTF, BBQ!
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Someone once told me the problem about posting lyrics on the Internet is that no one knows the tune but you.
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"FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!"
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Please suck my penis?
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That's rather polite for a GANGSTA HOE.
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God, I feel like some tacos.
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"As you wish, Megumi!"
"Pipe down, Akito!"
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I curse you to review.
A/N:
That's… pretty much it.