Chocolate
by Perdendosi Muse-ing
Rating: PG-13/T
Main Character: Kuran Kaname
Summary: 2. In which Kaname is flooded with Valentine's Day chocolate and shows a bit of insanity, while Yuuki is cursing the person-up-there for ruining her chocolate.
Disclaimer: I think I'd be really, really rich if I owned Vampire Knight… But I ain't. Yeah. Totally.
WARNING: CHARACTER MAY BE OOC. IF SO, BLAME AUTHOR.
From the time he started going to Cross Academy, he started to get something annually called 'chocolate'. Well, technically, it wasn't just 'getting', but the chocolate from those very-human girls just piled up at the corner of his dark room.
After he had gotten way too much of it, he asked one of the girls exactly why they were giving it to him, and not giving it to everybody else in the process. Whenever he asked, the girl (and other girls that were asked the same question) did three repetitious things. They were:
1. They started blushing out of nowhere, making it seem as if they were proposing or something.
2. They started to giggle while looking at the floor.
3. Then, they just dashed out of the scene.
Why they did that, he didn't know.
(Because, like, you know, women are such complicated beings-)
I mean, exactly why would these girls give chocolate to him?
(Oh. Wait. He knew. It was because he was excessively hot and fantabulous.)
And from all the sweets in the world, just why did they have to choose that excessively sweet, saccharine-filled thing called chocolate?
Well, it was becoming pretty obvious that he didn't like them. It irritated him to no end, but he sure as hell wasn't going to show his irritation to the other vampires.
It would have been better if those chocolate had blood in it, instead of cream or more chocolate. Alas, those humans girls didn't know that he was a vampire.
It also wasn't helping that the chocolate had a bazillion calories in it. The more he thought about it, the more reasons he found for despising chocolate. It wasn't helping at all, really it wasn't.
Well, the saccharine taste was a wee bit addicting…
(Nobody was ever going to know this side of him, because, well, he was keeping it a secret! The only people who were going to find out about his insane part was himself! HA!)
Well, that's what he thought.
Meanwhile, while Kaname Kuran, the 'dignified' pure-blood vampire was being tortured and annoyed by those pesky sweets, Yuuki Cross was in a huge pinch.
If you want to know exactly what the pinch was, it was this: Oh-my-gosh-I-think-I-just-burnt-the-chocolate-for-Kaname-sama.
Yes, it was true. She had just messed up her Valentine's Day gift. Again. She glared up at the sky, cursing whoever-resided-up-there.
Damn! And that was the last of her supplies, too. Urgh. That person up there didn't like her at all, it seemed.
And when she couldn't think of anything else to do, she did the thing that everybody would do when facing such a huge mistake: she despaired.
After about a week's amount of despair, she stood up, and just wrapped up the burnt chocolate, while thinking 'I'm sure Kaname-sama will understand!'
She then promptly stood up, then went straight for the Night Class Dorm.
And thus, our story goes once again to Kaname.
He was happily chomping the chocolate in his dark room, hurriedly hiding it away from other people's (and vampires') sights when he heard a knock. (It was done secretly, because his very-cold and very-sexy attitude was the only things that should ever be shown to anybody, not the 'I'm-a-chocolate-crazed-vampire!' attitude.)
"Come in," he said to the person who was knocking. (With dignity, of course.)
When he saw who entered, he saw Yuuki with something all wrapped with ribbons.
"Kaname-sama, this is for you."
She hurriedly ran towards him, handing him the chocolate.
When he opened the wrapping in front of her, he saw chocolate, and he took a bite.
(He could tell it was burnt with those awesome senses of his, because he ate way too much good chocolate.)
"It tastes wonderful, Yuuki. Thank you."
She blushed, thanked him, hoping he liked it, then walked out of the room.
Well, at least she did something different from the other girls:
She walked out like a normal person would, and didn't giggle like some hysterical, almost-psychotic lunatic.
Closing Notes: I hope you liked it! It was hilarious when I thought about it, but I don't really know what happened to me…. Sorry T-T
Please read and review!
I know that Kaname seems way out of character, but you just never know what happens in his head, let alone how he acts while he isn't in the spotlight, yes?
Sorry if I messed up Kaname for you!