A/N: Sorry for the late update! ~bows~

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing...

HERE WE GO! :D

"Oh crap…"

"Yeah, oh crap!" said the blonde as he transmuted the bar back onto the wall. "Go answer the door while I get dressed."

"Fine, fine." Envy grumbled as he went to do as he was told. "Bossy little munchkin…"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SO MINIATURE HE CAN'T REACH THE TOILET SEAT?"

"Nobody, Chibi-chan!" the homonculous yelled up the stairs. He walked over to the front door and opened it to see a bright, polite young face in front of him. "Hi, Al! Sorry to keep you waiting."

The younger Elric smiled politely. "No, It's fine. I should have called last night."

"No, no, It's cool." He reassured the boy. 'sort of…' he said in his head, taking a side glance at the bathroom, hoping Ed wouldn't come out with another blunt object. Ed came out of the bathroom empty-handed, making the palm tree sigh in relief.

"NO, It's not! You fell asleep right after he called! Then you busted through my bathroom door like the freaking SWAT team and tried to practically rape me! Then, to top it all off, you tell me my little brother is coming to visit an exact minute before he gets here!" The Chibi Alchemist finally took a deep breath, continued by hard breathing. He looked down, and since he couldn't talk right now, he flipped him off. The other occupants of the room swaetdropped.

"I said I was sorry…" the emerald-haired man mumbled.

"Yeah, Whatever." Ed muttered.

Al chuckled at the couple's antics. When he first heard that his Onii-chan was dating at all, let alone his used to be enemy, he was thoroughly shocked. But when he saw the loving looks they gave each other when they thought no one was looking made him believe that this relationship could work. He chuckled at the memories of his brother calling to complain about how his lover always tried to jump him.

"Hm? What's so funny Al?" the elder Elric asked.

Al shook his head. "Nothing brother." He smiled.

"Well, let me help you with your bags." Ed picked up one of his little bother's bags with strained difficulty.

"Wow Al! What the hell do you have in here, the house? Its heavy as hell!" Ed struggled with the luggage.

"Hey! Who callin heavy!" a voice shouted from the luggage.

It squirmed and rocked in Ed's hands.

"WHOA! What the Fuck?" Ed yelled, trying to keep his grip on the luggage.

Suddenly it popped open something –more like someone- tumbled out.

"Winry? What were you doing in my suitcase!" Shouted Al.

"I have a better Question!" interrupted Ed, "HOW the FUCK did you fit in there?" He spazzed.

"Ehehehehehe…Surprise?" Winry laughed nervously.

There was a deep, shocked, and awkward silence in the room.

"now that's what I call flexibility." Envy commented nonchalantly.