Chapter 2
Ichigo went back to his house when he saw his dad leave the house with his sister. By the looks of it there going camping. Ichigo didn't go far after he got kick out. He just went to star bucks and back. Ichigo had a spair key which hes dad didn't know so it was easy to get in when he gets kick out. The first thing he notice was a black lump where his movies been . "WHAT THE HELL!!!! MY MOVIES!!!WHY ME!!!!" He also notice a letter with five bucks under it. It said Son I burn your movies with my flamethower I got from your sister Karin. Well anyways I did that because you need to do something with your life so I did you a favior so go have fun with the five bucks and don't burn my house down or your Karin is going to cut both our eyes out and poor Yazu is going to pick up the blood. Ichigo crumple up the letter and grave the five buck an sat down. " So bored why did my sister give him a flamethower and how does a KID get a flamethower?"
Back at the hospital. Yamamoto was rush to the ER after the girl he was looking at finally notice he was looking at her butt and broke his nose. "Such a angery woman…thats hot." One of the nurses came in and and notice two plugs up his noses and try not to laugh and explain the esparda condession."Sir Ha mmm she stab Ha ble and her spirt energy is Ha Sir what happen HAHAHA?" " Nurses that's not important can I see her?" The nurse heard her friend said that a creepy man was checking her out. " No you creepy man! That was my friend you check out!" "Well tell her im sorry" The nurse sigh and was leaving furgiving him and didn't notice the general was checking her out to. He whisper " Target been sighted and ready torpedos" The creepy old man left the room laughing himself and went to check out the esparda.
In the room where she was kept. Harribel wake up and notice it was bright she was not in Hueco Mundo. Then all of her memories flooded back in, Aizen beytrayal, the slash he give her, and the fight with captain. " Why cant I feel my spirt pressure?" The the perverted general came in with a big slap on his face and he notice she was hot to! " Because we cut it half" "why did you do that to me?" " Mebey I don't my balls cut off!" Harribel didn't know the power general was perverted. She back away alittle…okay a lot. " Let me go free and I well let never mind if I get my power back I going to kill you anyways." " That way we cut your power in half." Yamamoto left wondering why does evey girl hate me im not that old man the rappers make it sound so easy!
Well there you go I made Yamamoto a pervert Im so awsome. Any ways review!!!