BeautifulDreamer.x's Seddie Songfic Challenge.
Song- Permanent Marker
Artist- Taylor Swift
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or anyone in it.
7 years. 7 years of Freddie being "in love" with Carly. 7 years of me hiding my love for him. Finally over. That's right. The diphthong finally realized Carly would never love him back, and asked me out. Me of all people. Samantha Puckett, his torturer, his tormentor, his bully. Turns out, ever since we first kissed, he couldn't get me off his mind. Yeah, I'm that amazing. The only suckish part about us going out is, when Carly found out, she went bananas. She says that she was going to ask Freddie out and that she loved him. All I said to that was, too late Ms. Shay.
I know he loved you
A long time ago
I ain't jealous of you
Just thought you should know
She hates me know. She says that Freddie's just going through a phase, and once he gets me out of his system, he'll come crawling right back to her. I wanted to do bad things to that chick. Doesn't she realize that they could never work out? She's not good enough for him. She's little miss perfect, little miss tries to hard. On the other hand, there's me. All Freddie could ever want and need. Carly would stay away if she knows what's best for her.
You were never good enough for him
Or anything like me
So you might as well sit back
Cause I ain't tryin to show maturity
X is the shape I drew through your face in permanent marker (oh yeah)
Just like the mark you knew you were makin
Who do you think you are
To write on his heart
In permanent marker?
The only thing I hate is that she permanently damaged him. I mean, she was his first love. He's still trying to get over her. I know he loves me, but it's still hard on him. Like on day, I politely entered (broke into) his house and bedroom on to find a picture of Carly in a short green dress from last Christmas. I felt a little pain in my heart but then I remembered how he gave her a promise ring that she turned down. I don't want to sound shallow, but I was glad he was hurt. I was there to comfort him. I stared at the picture a little longer, then the next thing you knew, pieces of it where flying everywhere. Ooops.
So I found that picture
Of you in that green dress
Sure had a good time
Cleanin up that mess
He found thirty other pieces
But he'll never find them all
Tried to tape it back together
Now he knows to keep it off the wall
X is the shape I drew through your face in permanent marker (oh yeah)
Just like the mark you knew you were makin
Who do you think you are
To write on his heart
In permanent marker?
She constantly calls and texts him. Begging him to remember the good times they had together. She promises that if he leaves me for her, she'll make all his dreams come true. I told her the next time she calls, she'll wake up underwater.
And I don't appreciate you callin him to reminisce
The only reason is you're seein just how much better off he is
X is the shape I drew through your face in permanent marker (oh yeah)
Just like the mark you knew you were makin
Who do you think you are
To write on his heart
X is the shape I drew through your face in permanent marker (oh yeah)
Just like the mark you knew you were makin
Who do you think you are
To write on his heart
In permanent marker
In permanent marker, oh
Permanent marker, yeah
I decided it was time to pay her a visit after Freddie told me she tried to kiss him. I went to her house and vandalized her room and the iCarly studio, I had nothing against Spencer. That oughtta teach little miss Carly Shay.