Shoulda done this much earlier…

Luigi had just finished explaining to Tails the details of his greatness. All of which was a total lie.

He left out the chaos he had caused at the mansion and the fact that it was actually a love potion, and just added other stuff that sounded cool, like "It'll make you 28 percent better overall," and "It makes you popular." His favorite was "It'll guarantee lifelong health."

Tails was actually in awe. He'd been trying to make a mixture like his for quite some time now, to no avail. One of them melted a bird's heart from the inside. One burned. Another stunk too much. His latest tasted incredible…

"Really? It does all that?" he asked.

"You bet," Luigi said, grinning.

"…Um…can I have some?"

It begins.

"Of course you can. I want to see how much…healthier you become."

There was brief silence.

"Ready?" asked Luigi, sipping his last bit of cocoa.

"Yeah…" Tails cleared his throat. "Yeah, I'm ready."

"Say cheese!"

Luigi sprayed the potion in Tails' face. Tails breathed it in, impressed that this enhancement potion had no scent.

Then they waited for about a nanosecond before Tails rushed inside his workshop.

"Great. Now I have to get up."

Luigi unenthusiastically rose, waiting for Tails to come out of his workshop.

He waited for about a millisecond before the small patch of land near the shop turned into a landing strip and the Tornado 2 (with, obviously, Tails as the pilot) prepared for takeoff. Luigi ran up to Tails.

"Where's the passenger seat?"

The Tornado 2 started moving.

"Wait! Where are you- stop!" Luigi ran to the biplane's wings, jumped on top of them, almost fell off, and clutched them as tightly as he could.

"Standing on this thing looks pretty hard. Seriously, you'd need supreme balance to stand on this thing and totally not fall and die. That was ranDOOOOOOOMMMMM!"

The Tornado 2 took off. Luigi screamed like…how can I say this originally? A little bitch. Yeah. The T2 flew over the ocean, where Station Square was slightly visible in the distance. Of course, neither of the two saw it since Tails wasn't himself and Luigi was too busy screaming his head off.

"SLOW DOWN!"

Tails didn't slow down. What a surprise.

4 minutes later, at Casinopolis…

Sonic was playing blackjack at the…blackjack table. Recently, he acquired a liking for this game of anticipation and chance. Especially since anticipation and chance had nothing to do with it, because he could see the other person's cards in less than a second.

He had a 10 and a Queen.

The dealer, Vector (part-time job), had a King and a 9. He banged his large hand on the table, causing some of the chips and spectators to jump.

"Well? What are ya gonna do?" asked Sonic, who held.

Vector growled. "This isn't right…Dealer…picks up." He got a 3. "Oh, bullshit!"

Sonic chuckled and took his chips. He had won about $600 already. Vector cried a little and sat in the corner. He fell on hard times, he did…

Crash!

The Tornado 2 crashed right through the roof of the Casino. If the majority of the people weren't so into their gambling, they would've ran away somewhere. But alas…

Luigi fell to the floor on his back. The T2 crashed into a wall. Tails jumped out of the plane. He ran to Sonic, at a speed tying his, and grabbed his hand.

Then he ran away. Luigi got up.

"…Damn."

10 minutes later…

Tails came back, dragging both Sonic and, now, Cream, to the bathrooms. Luigi gathered some of Sonic's chips in his pockets and followed them.

The scene…oh, man, the scene…

All three were in the same stall. While Tails was frenching Sonic, he was groping Cream, who was horrified. For the first minute, then she started liking it. Sonic tried to break free and run away (he didn't like it at all), but Tails easily caught him and brought him back. Then he began frenching Cream (which was passionate on both parts, unlike Sonic) while groping Sonic.

Luigi went to get a wrench.

3 minutes later…

Luigi came back with a wrench.

"Hey, green guy! What happened to Tails? He's acting all gay!" exclaimed Sonic, still trying to break free. "I knew he liked me, but this is too much."

"Move. This is weird," Luigi said, clasping the wrench and walking towards Tails, making out with a now-only-slightly-clothed Cream. "You two!"

Cream broke free for a second. "What is it?" The second ended.

"Turn over."

Tails was in Luigi's plain view. He knocked him out with the wrench. Cream crawled away and began clothing herself, panting and blushing the whole time.

"Mister, do you know why Tails suddenly…?" she asked.

Luigi lied and shook his head.

"Hope that never happens again," said Sonic, wiping his forehead.

"Trust me, it won't," said Luigi.

Now which one of these guys should be next? She looked like she liked it, so I'll go with the blue guy. But I need a good story…

"Wanna forget this ever happen-"

"Um, yeah!" Sonic quickly answered.

"This should erase your memories of everything up to 6 minutes ago," Luigi said, holding his greatness.

…Hope no one virtually kicks my ass for what I just wrote…I'm going to bed.

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