"Hmm. Its great these passports, visas, and plane tickets magically appeared, considering the Japanese government considers you dead over 500 years ago!" remarked Kagome.

"Plane tickets? Whats a plane?" asked Inuyasha.

"Umm. Its like a magical bird that flies people places."

"Shit!" exclaimed Inuyasha. "Where are we going?"

"Los Angeles, California," said Kagome.

"I've been reading up on our destination. Its a good thing we speak such perfect English," said Miroku, "even though Feudal Japan had no contact with English speaking nations."

"Well everyone get packing. We have to catch the subway to the airport," commanded Kagome.

"Whats a subway?" asked Inuyasha.

"Nevermind. Everyone follow my lead."

So they all gathered their belongings and headed out to the subway station. All from the Feudal Era were amazed at the tall buildings and masses of people. Likewise, all the modern Japanese were amazed at the freaky feudal attire. They descended into the subway station. The gang was swept up in the sea of commuters. The subway attendant pushed everyone into the subway car.

"Get your hands off me fool or feel the force of the Tetsaiga!" yelled Inuyasha.

Everyone looked at him and Kagome said "Quiet Inuyahsa!"

In the crowded train, Inuyasha could have sworn he saw that bitch Kikyou, but took it as tiredness. Finally they reached the airport. They got their boarding passes and headed straight to security. Kagome walked right through no problem. Shippou was up next.

"Oh what a cute fox costume you have there little girl!" said the agent.

"I'm a boy!" exclaimed Shippou. He walked through the metal detector to join Kagome on the other side.

Next up was Miroku. He put his bag on the conveyor belt. Suddenly the alert light went off and the security agent said "Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to check this staff. This is against federal regulations!"

"I refuse! I use this to defend myself! What if Naraku attacks?!"

"Boy I don't know what kinda fruity tooty name Naraku is but you need to cooperate or there will be legal reprocussions."

"NEVER!"

"You leave me no choice but to use the taser!" She lunged at Miroku but Inuyasha deflected her blow with the Tetsaiga and knocked her out cold. All the agents and airport security rushed up to Inuyasha ready to tase him as well.

"Inuyasha! What are you doing?!" exclaimed Kagome.

Suddenly Kikyou appeared. 'I know when Inuyasha completes his quest, he will realize I'm his true love. The quest can't be over this soon. Neither can this fanfic. I will wipe out all of security's memory. Hurry Inuyasha! Catch your flight into my arms!' thought Kikyou.

All the security agents fell asleep. "Hurry Inuyasha. You have three minutes before they wake up!
Catch your flight!"

They all ran to the gate to board the flight to Lala Land!