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Uhm… 7 reviews… 12 alerts… 9 favorites… Not bad! And now, let's continue this story! Here's the second chapter! Let's see what Meinos has in mind.
Meinos: Me or you?
Meinos: Well… Both of us, I think… AHHH! THIS IS CONFUSING! JUST ENJOY!
P.S.: I changed the rating to M because of the needed lemons. Enjoy nonetheless.
Let's take Naruto out
Chapter2: Coffee and chocolate
A new, peaceful morning was blessing Konoha, once again. The children were getting ready for school or the ninja academy, ninjas were having breakfast, doing a little jogging or a pee, and a few shops were opening. And the mood of each one depended from their dreams. Some girls were in a different mood than usual. Depended on their dreams, probably. First, Sakura Haruno. She slept clutching her pillow tightly, and she woke up with a dreamy smile.
"Ahhhh…" And she couldn't stop staring at her hand. "He was so romantic and gentle… And so poetic… The total opposite of Sasuke…"
"So, we can say that we have a little change in the menu?" Her inner self suggested, snickering.
"Yeeeeah… Menu… I'd eat him in a single bite…"
Then, TenTen. The girl woke up… From a very disturbed dream. Orbetter… She couldn't sleep much. She just couldn't stop thinking about what she had witnessed the day before. And she had bumped into a pole. She had never bumped into a pole before the day before, and her nose was so sore… Score. Rhyme. Returning to TenTen, she just couldn't stop thinking about… About…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" She threw away the pillow in an outburst of rage or something, and she started hurling every single weapon she had in her room at it. "WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, TENTEN?! YOU CAN'T REDUCE YOURSELF LIKE THIS JUST FOR A NEW HAIR-STYLE AND SOME ABS… Some nice abs… BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"
While hurling weapon after weapon, one of the kunais bounced back and… Hit the poster of Tsunade that TenTen kept attached to the ceiling, just above her bed. TenTen gasped, then sighed and finally pouted.
"… Great… Not I just need Lee, and my morning will be disasterrific…"
"TENTEN! COME AND JOIN ME ON MY YOUTHFUL MORNING LAPS!"
"… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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In the meanwhile, in another house, three males were waking up. One with his favourite teddy still clutched between his arms woke up and sat on the couch, blinking slowly a pair of time. Another one yawned loudly in his bed, stretching his arms. The third one just got out of his futon and approached the kitchen counter, searching for his morning nectar. … The horror. Ramen everywhere. Nothing else. Not even the magical instrument was there. Just ramen…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Screamed the brown-haired civilian. Gaara turned around slowly, still clutching his teddy, while Naruto ran into the kitchen, ready to fight.
"WHAT IS IT?! AKATSUKI?! OROCHIMARU?! BARNEY THE DINOSAUR?!" Screamed Naruto, alarmed.
"THE COFFEE!" Screamed Meinos, grabbing Naruto for his t-shirt.
"… What?"
"YOU DON'T HAVE THE DAMN COFFEE! AND IF I DON'T GET MY DAILY MORNING RATION OF CAFFEINE, I TEND TO GET NERVOUS!" Meinos shook Naruto back and forth like a doll. In the end Naruto earned a pair of swirls in his eyes.
Isn't caffeine supposed to favourite the nervousness? Thought Gaara, his only reaction at the strange scene a single blink of his eyes.
"Ahhh… I… Don't take coffee… But there's a café or something… Not far from here…" Naruto managed to say while his world swirled and rounded and moved. Meinos dropped him in an istant.
"GOOD! THEN GET DRESSED!"
"…" Entertaining to say the least…
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"Ahhh… I feel reborn…"
Naruto, Gaara and Meinos, after putting on some clothes, went to the café. Naruto had never been there before because he never felt the need to do so, but he had to admit that the place was nice, and the prices were good. He could even come every morning to have breakfast there. Only that… No ramen on the menu. So, no deal. Sorry. Gaara, in the meanwhile… Even if he didn't show it, he was quite amused to witness how habits could enslave people's life. Now that he had had his coffee, Meinos was back to his usual, strange self. Meinos had ordered a coffee, Naruto a cappuccino and Gaara decided to try an hot chocolate… And he just stared at it the whole time.
"Nice place, hn? I think I wouldn't mind coming here every morning…" Said Meinos, taking another sip from his coffee. "I'll think I'll take a toast as well… Hn? Gaara, how come you still haven't touched your chocolate?"
"… I don't know." Bluntly replied the redhead. Naruto and Meinos raised an eyebrow at that.
"What do you mean?" Asked Naruto. Gaara stared at it a bit more.
"It's like… Something tells me I shouldn't eat it. But I don't know why…"
"Ah, come on. It's not poisoned or anything. Drink, pal. The smell is great."
"…" Gaara grabbed the cup containing the chocolate and took a little sip of it. Then… After a little pause, he started drinking it slowly, bit by bit. In the meanwhile Naruto, who had the door in his vision, saw Temari and Sakura enter the café. He was about to shout for her… When he remembered about Meinos' first lesson. Don't be loud. So, he just waved and used a normal tone of voice.
"Ohayo, Sakura-chan."
"Uh?" The pink-haired girl turned around, and Temari did as well. "Hey, Naruto. Never expected to see you in a place like this." "SCREW NARUTO! THAT STUD OF YESTERDAY IS HERE AS WELL!"
"Hey. What a surpr…" Then… Temari went blank in her face. Gaara was drinking something. She approached the table in a hurry. "Hey, Naruto! What is Gaara drinking?!"
"? Well… Some hot chocolate, but…"
"CHOCOLATE?! NO!"
"? What's up, Temari-san?" Asked Meinos.
"YOU MUST NEVER GIVE GAARA CHOCOLATE! OTHERWISE…"
"Ohhhh! Bad girl! Willy Wonka will send choomba womba after you!"
Then… All the audience, ninja or not, turned towards Gaara… And were shocked, except for Temari… She was just frightened. Gaara was… Different. His eyes were as wide as glasses, and he was biting on his lower lip like a mad man, trying to grin at the same time.
"… What the…"
"Choomba Womba can be veeeeery scary, you know!" Said Gaara, laughing like a mad man immediately after. Naruto, Meinos and Sakura could thought just of one sentence.
"What…"
"The…"
"Ramen?"
"Hurry! Some one take some milk!"
"NO! YOU WILL NOT FORCE ME TO DRINK THE WHITE LIQUID OF DOOM!" Gaara jumped out of the window, crushing it, landing in the middle of the street. "I'LL DESTROY ALL THE COWS WITH MY SOON TO BE MADE CHOCOLATE ARMY FROM HELL! BY THE WAY, WHY DO I CONTROL SAND?! I WANT TO CONTROL CHOCOLATE!" Then, he ran away.
"… Ok. I don't know who's more disturbing between you and Gaara…" Said Naruto. What was worse? Madness from lack of coffee or from excess of chocolate?
"Hurry! We got to stop him as soon as possible!" Temari ran after Gaara, followed by Naruto and Sakura. Meinos just stayed there. He had a coffee to finish and he wasn't a ninja, so…
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"AHAHAHAHAH! CHO-CO-LA-TE!"
Gaara kept running, his sand morphed into a giant copy of Barney the dinosaur on which he sat, three other ninjas on his tail.
"Damn it… He goes hyper with just a cup of chocolate?!" Exclaimed Sakura, dodging a swing from the tail of Barney.
"Yeah! We have to stop him! We have to make him drink milk! It's the only way!" Replied Temari, clutching her fan.
"Ehm… Girls…"
"What?!"
"We don't have any milk…"
"DAMN IT!" Shouted both Sakura and Temari at the same time. Naruto sweatdropped, asking himself of in the world would they get rid of that tyrant… But salvation arrived, in the shape of a green blur with enormous eyebrows.
"Naruto-san! You sure are inventive while it comes to training!"
"Fuzzy eyebrows! Now it's not the moment…"
"I just thought you would like some company on your morning training! I always do one hundred laps around Konoha while drinking my daily bottle of milk!"
"Eh?" Naruto turned around. Lee was, indeed, drinking milk from a bottle. He quickly snatched it from his hands.
"Eh? Naruto-san…"
"Fuzzy eyebrows, your our salvation! Sakura-chan!"
"WHAT?! Uh…" Sakura noticed the bottle in Naruto's hands. "Great job, Naruto! Where did you take it?!"
"Later! Now, just hurl me towards Gaara!"
"Right! I'll distract him in the meanwhile!"
Temari opened her fan, and charged her signature move, enveloping his fan in chakra.
"Ninpou Kamaitachi!"
Lot of gales of wind hit the dinosaur on his back, making him slightly tremble and bend on his knees. In the meanwhile…"
"Ehm… Sakura-chan… Couldn't you throw me another way?" Sakura had grabbed Naruto by the ankles.
"No time for that! GO!"
"AAAAAAAAARGH!"
Sakura spun on herself once and the let Naruto go, hurling him towards Gaara. Screaming, the blonde shinobi landed on his back.
"Who are you?! THE CHOCOLATE FAIRY?!"
"Ahi… NO! I'M YOUR FAKING MILK FROM HELL!"
Naruto just opened the bottle and stuck it into Gaara's mouth. After a pair of sips… Barney began to crumble, and Naruto and Gaara to fall.
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"… What am I doing here?"
Naruto was ready to impact the ground, but… He instead landed on something soft. He opened his eyes… And he found himself face to face with a pair of teal eyes. Temari. In the meanwhile, Temari still didn't say anything… Because she almost didn't recognize Naruto. He had lost his forehead protector while falling, and… Well, he was better without it. That was for sure.
"… Temari…"
"… Naruto…"
"… Yes?"
"Get the hell off me or I'll rip your skull apart…"
"Ah! OK!"
Naruto got immediately back on his feet. Temari followed a few moments later. She dusted her clothes, and then glanced into Naruto's direction. He had his hair down… He was cooler, that way.
"Hey, Naruto…" Said Temari.
"Yes?" Naruto blinked, scratching the back of his head.
"You look better, without the forehead protector, you know…"
"EH?! OH, NO! MY FOREHEAD PROTECTOR! WHERE IS IT?!" Naruto ignored the compliment, and began to search for his forehead protector. Temari sweatdropped, and then sighed. That was Naruto Uzumaki, for you… And salvation came in the form of Meinos' hand, who handed back to Naruto his forehead protector.
"Pheeew… Thank you!" Naruto practically snatched it and tied it one more time around his head.
"Quite a show, you put on there… You don't see someone destroying Barney the dinosaur everyday, you know…" Said the civilian while scratching his back.
"I still don't understand what happened…" Said Gaara. Everyone sweatdropped. He didn't remember anything?
"A-Ah! Meinos-kun! Good morning!" Said Sakura, flushing a little and smiling at the brown-haired civilian. Meinos just smiled back.
"Morning, cherry. Well…" Meinos stretched his back. "Since we… Sorta had breakfast, what's to do, in the morning, in this village?"
"Ehm… Training?" Said all the present shinobis, Gaara apart, who was still thinking about what the hell had just happened. Meinos sweatdropped.
"… I guess Shinobi use their free time in another way. Let it be training, then. But you train, I watch. Ok?"
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So, there they were. The sparring match would be NarutoVSGaara. In the meanwhile, Meinos would be sitting under a tree, with his back leaned to it. Temari and Sakura would be sitting next to him. While Temari observed the fight, throwing glances in the direction of the civilian boy, Sakura took all the opportunities possible to scoot nearer and nearer to him.
"Uhm… Girls, one question, before they start…"
"Yes, Meinos-kun?!"
"Who's stronger, between those two?" And there, Sakura forgot for one moment about trying to scoot closer to her new crush. And Temari had crossed her arms. That was THE question. The two fought just once, in their life, and after an incredible fight, they ended in a sorta draw. Now… Gaara was the Kazekage, but they weren't going to use their demons' chakra, Gaara didn't have it anymore, so… Who knows…
"We don't know…" Replied Sakura.
"Last time they fought for real they ended in a sort of draw, but Naruto had more energy, in the end…" Continued Temari.
"Understood… But I think they will not use their full power, right? It's only a spar, after all…"
"Yes. But it will be interesting nonetheless, I can assure you that…" Said Sakura. It would be interesting, yes. Those two were powerhouses.
"Oh, I believe you, Sakura-san…"
"Oh, please… C-Call me just Sakura…" Oh, god… Now I stutter… This has never happened to me before…
"Eheheh… Ok, Sakura." Well… Maybe I could give her a shot, before Naruto's turn… "Sakura, by the way, how's your relationship with Naruto?"
"Uh? Well… He's a good friend. Probably my best one. He's not a goof like before, even if he still acts silly every each and then… I suppose he could be good boyfriend material as well, if he just changed his clothes."
"Understood…" Eheheh… I thought I would have to force the 'boyfriend' part out of her, but… It seems that Naruto had a few chances already. "Well, since you're so good friends with him… Wouldn't you mind helping me with something?"
"Something concerning Naruto?"
"Exactly. But for now, let's enjoy this fight…"
Naruto and Gaara were ready to fight. Gaara was just standing, while he was about to remove the plug from his gourde, and Naruto was just slightly flexed on his knees. They were about to begin. The tension was solid, almost visible. You could cut it with a knife and put it on bread like it was peanut butter. And then… Naruto's mobile phone rang. And all the audience and Gaara too sweatdropped.
"Ahahah… Sorry…" Said Naruto scratching the back of his neck.
"NARUTO NO BAKA! YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TURNED IT OFF!" Screamed Sakura. Meinos leaned a hand on her right shoulder.
"Calm down, Sakura. He was probably waiting for an important call, right?" Said the civilian. Sakura immediately calmed down, and leaned her head on the hand, blushing and 'Aaaaaw'ing with her eyes closed.
"Actually… Yes." Naruto opened the phone, in a hurry, it seemed. "Tsunade-bachan?! Is… OK! OK! I'M SORRY! I'LL CALL YOU HOKAGE-SAMA! NOW TELL ME ABOUT… …" And everyone noticed that Naruto's eyes, at that moment, seemed to shine with a strange light. "I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY! Sorry Gaara, we'll continue later! SHUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"
And with that, Naruto disappeared. All of them stood confused for a moment, before Sakura slapped her own forehead.
"Right! I should have told Naruto myself this morning! How stupid!"
"What? Has something happened?" Asked Meinos, perplexed.
"It sure has. It's about Isaribi…"
"Isaribi?"
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Isaribi. No surname. Never had one. Naruto me her during a mission quite a few years ago. She was a subject of some experiments conducted by one of Orochimaru's subordinates, doctor Amachi. She had been turned into some kind of Hybrid between a sea dragon and a human. Well, the purpose of the experiment was to make her able to control the transformation, but even in her human form, some parts of her body were covered in scales. After the mission, the girl had returned to Konoha, with the hope that Tsunade could find a cure for her, to make her human once more. Unfortunately, to do so, they would have to operate on genetic level, and that was impossible to do… So, she would have to keep her ability to morph forever… But they could do something about her scales in her human form. With an operation. They would remove the scales and make the skin grow again. The process would have been very painful… And it had been painful. And Tsunade couldn't find out why the girl wanted to go trough all that. Yes, there was the thing to become human again, at least in the looks… But it wasn't enough. There was something more. Tsunade knew better than that. Then… She understood. Isaribi was always in pain, because of the treatment that she had to receive before and after the operation. She hardly smiled. But… She did her best to do so everyday a certain someone came to visit her. And of course, said person was clueless about it. Now, it was the day. Isaribi would remove her bandages and could finally be dismissed. And she informed Naruto to come to the hospital… And there he was, appearing in the hospital room of the girl in a cloud of smoke. The girl, now in pain no more, was smiling without big efforts…
"Naruto…" Said the girl, with her sweet voice.
"Anf… Anf… Note to self… Never ever use Shunshin no Jutsu… 30 times consecutively…" Said Naruto, on his knees, breathing heavily. But he immediately got back on standing. He was holding something in his right hand. "Ah! Look, nee-chan! I brought a mirror!"
"Naruto, how many times do I have to tell you to call me Isaribi? I'm just one year older than you, after all…"
"Eheheh… Sorry, nee… I mean, Isaribi-chan." Said Naruto, blushing and scratching the back of his head. It seemed that Tsunade had become a ghost. That, till Naruto asked her something. "Baa-chan, are you sure that we can do it? Really, really sure?"
"Of course. I already know the outcome because I changed her bandages last time, but it's absolutely safe."
"Great! Isaribi-chan, hold this in your hands and close your eyes!"
"H-Hai…" Said the girl, a bit nervous. One could see it clearly that he was trembling.
The two had planned this months ago, even before Isaribi's hospitalization. While she would hold a mirror with her eyes closed, he would remove her face and neck bandages, so that for the girl it would be a surprise till the end. Naruto had finished removing her face bandages, and he was now uncovering her neck, slowly. Tsunade inarched an eyebrow when she noticed that… Isaribi had flushed at the touch of Naruto's hands on her neck… Like she liked it. She just snorted and shook her head. Teens and their hormones… In the meanwhile, Naruto had finished. He was now in front of the girl, and he took his time to look at her. Then, he swallowed.
"Isaribi-chan… Open your eyes." He said, softly.
"…" The girl bit her lower lip and then slowly opened her eyes… She blinked a couple of times. Then… She observed her reflection in the mirror. She was… Normal. Normal. No more scales. Just skin. The only difference was a slight minor tan between the different sections, but… It was all human skin. She lifted a hand and touched her right cheek. There was no error. It was skin. Tears began to well up in her eyes. She let the mirror in her hands fall on the bed, and she put her hands in front of her mouth. Naruto smiled and approached her. He placed a hand under her chin and raised her head.
"N-Naruto… How do I look?" Asked the girl, sniffing right after.
"You're beautiful, nee-chan…" Replied Naruto, displaying his foxy grin. Isaribi removed his hand and embraced him tightly. Naruto hugged her back.
"Baka… I told you to call me Isaribi…"
"Ok… Nee-chan…"
"… Baka…"
With that, Tsunade understood that it was better to leave them alone. And in that moment, the door opened, revealing Gaara, Temari, Meinos and Sakura. The civilian observed the scene. And knew what as the right thing to do.
"Aaaaaaand my proverbial timing strikes again. We'll come back later." And he dragged out the whole group out of the room, Gaara included. Strangely the sand didn't interfere. Tsunade just observed the scene with a confused look, before smiling and closing the door behind her.
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Meinos and the others waited almost an hour, before Naruto and Isaribi decided to leave the room, and in the meanwhile Meinos had learned about Isaribi's story. Isaribi old clothes were obviously now too little for her. When the couple exited the room, Isaribi was wearing a pair of jeans that covered all her legs, arriving a bit lower than her navel. Then, a pink top, a pair of black shoes with heels, of the kind that Kunoichis usually wear, and a pair of golden bracelets. She wore a pair of bandages that covered half of her forearms, this time just for style, though. Meinos observed her figure. She was tall, as tall as Naruto. She had a slender figure and a C cup. A pretty face, a strange but cute hairstyle… And from how she was leaning her head on Naruto's left shoulder, with a dreamy face, he could guess two things: he wouldn't have a single chance with her, and Naruto had all the chances of the world.
"Well, finally done?" Asked Sakura.
"Yes. We can leave. Isaribi had a bit of problems with her clothes." Said Naruto, while scratching the back of his head.
"Well, since she's just gotten out of the hospital, I have a suggestion." Said Meinos.
"What suggestion?" Asked Temari.
"LET'S PARTY! SLUMBER PARTY AT NARUTO'S HOUSE! EVERYONE'S INVITED!" Shouted Meinos.
"WHAT?!"
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And slumber party was. But in the end, at the party came just the people in the hospital, TenTen, Ino, Hinata and Hanabi, who Meinos casually invited as well. All were talking to Isaribi and complimenting her for going trough all that pain. All the girls, actually. Meinos, Gaara and Naruto chose to stay away from the mob of questions.
"Eheheh… She's like the heroine of the day…" Said Naruto, smiling. He was truly happy for his friend.
"She is… In a way." Replied Gaara. Meinos smirked. It was time. He got back on his feet. "Ehm, Gaara. Naruto. We're lacking beer, here. Mind going and take some more?"
"But if we have still…" Replied Naruto. But in an instant, he and Gaara had been thrown out of the window, with Meinos closing it right after. Gaara landed on a layer of his sand, and Naruto on his head.
"… Quite strong, for a civilian." Said Gaara.
"… My head…" Replied Naruto.
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The girls, witnessing the act, sweatdropped. Meinos had just thrown the Kazekage and a ninja of Konoha from the window like it as nothing. What the…
"Now that the unnecessary witnesses have been taken care of…" Said Meinos.
"…" Unnecessary witnesses? It sounds like he wants to kill us all…
"We can start the reunion!" Continued the civilian. The girl all had the same thought. Reunion? Meinos walked into Naruto's bedroom, and he came out with an enormous picture of the said blonde. "The reunion has the same name as the project: 'Let's take Naruto out!'." And he took out of nowhere a pipe that smoked… Bubbles. More sweatdrops. And he took out a stick too. "Now, observed the subject. There are some of you who knows him really good, other that know him lesser. For now, observe the subject."
I observed him… Maybe too much. Thought TenTen. Her blush got noticed just by Hanabi, while the other girls were focused on Meinos' speech, or Naruto's pictures.
"Spiky blonde hair. Sky blue eyes. Height more than average, for his age. Bingo. Rhyme. Strong shinobi, gentle, a little goof, but that never does any bad. Cute, muscular, brave, with the biggest hearth that I've ever seen… He could be fresh boyfriend material, right?" At this statement, Hinata, Isaribi and Hanabi blushed, while Meinos smoked another… Pair of bubbles. "But… Why he isn't? Because… He doesn't have the littlest experience or knowledge on how a girl is to be treated. It's to be expected, living without a family… So, girls, I need your help." Now, that was interesting. All the girls decided to sit down. They had the feeling that they would need to do it. "The plan that I thought is this. You girls will have to go on dates with the blonde, here."
"!" All the girls widened their eyes, and a few blushed.
"Each one of you will go on a single date with Naruto, in order. I've already written an order. The first girl will be…"
"HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! WHO SAID WE AGREE?! WHAT DO WE GET?!" Screamed… TenTen. Yes. TenTen. The others, for a motive or another, didn't say anything. The first one who got out of the shock was the girl. She was like… Alarmed.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry… I thought you would have been all consentient… Any more complains?" Asked Meinos. Ino raised her hand.
"One. The thing seems funny. It looks like 'My fair lady'…"
"I love that movie."
"Yes, but, the point is: I have a reputation. If I have to go out with someone, he must at least be good dressed." Said the blonde girl.
"Don't worry. We already took care of that. TenTen can confirm that… Oh. Could it be for that reason that you were that alarmed?" Replied Meinos, grinning. TenTen blushed even redder than before, while all the eyes in the room turned towards her. "Anything else?"
"Another thing that TenTen said. What do we gain?" Asked Sakura.
"Well, for those girls who will like to accept the offer…" Asked Meinos. "In the end, the girl who will make the best impression of Naruto and myself… Well, she ill get a date with me. And I will be at her complete disposition for everything."
"!" At this, many eyes widened. Everything… Insert perverted thoughts and blushes, here.
"Yes, but remember… I don't know about Naruto, but to impress me being good-looking isn't enough. Understood? And I hate fangirls-like behaviours." At this, Sakura had to take two steps back in her plan. Maybe neither Sasuke liked that kind of behaviour… "Now, here are the turns. First date… Hinata."
At this, Hinata fainted.
"Predictable. Second one… Hanabi-chan."
"Don't call me that…"
"Third date… Isaribi."
"O-Ok…" This is unexpected… But I think… That I was waiting for something like this…
"Fourth date… TenTen."
Why did I agree to this? Inner TenTen: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LICK THOSE ABS LIKE THEY WERE A THANKSIVING TURKEY OR A TEN-FLAVOURS ICE-CREAM! SHUT UP!
"Ready."
"Fifth date… Ino."
"Ready!"
"Sixth date… Temari."
"Here…" Now I understand why he threw Gaara as well, out of the window… If he knows about this, goodbye civilian-stud…
"And Last, but not last… Sakura."
"Ok…" I have to impress him and Naruto at the same time… And then… Then I… And him… Inner Sakura: YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HANDCUFF HIM AND AND ! Eeek! I'm sooooooooooo naughty!
"Now…"
"Ehm… One question, Meinos-san." Said Isaribi.
"Shoot."
"Naruto, should be aware of this plan, for it to work, right?"
"And?" Said Meinos.
"Then, why did you throw him out of the window?"
"… Ops."
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"Great. All the shops are closed, at this hour, like is natural, after all."
Naruto was pissed. That baka-Meinos had thrown them out of the window to go and buy some beer, but all the shops were closed. So, where to find some?
"Well… We could go and buy some in a pub." Replied Gaara, while they were walking trough the streets.
"And were do we put it?"
"In my gourd."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"… Ok. Let's go." Is there something he CAN'T DO with that sand?!
Naruto and Gaara approached the entrance of an underground local, named 'The hot Leaf'. Too bad that they missed the huge poster on the right of the entrance that said 'Tonight: Lap Dance Night'. The began to descend the stairs, lighted not so much by red light. When they entered the local, they found themselves into an enormous local filled with smoke, lights, people and… Beautiful girls doing lap-dance everywhere. Naruto felt blood rushing to his face, while Gaara remained the same… Or maybe not. Naruto noticed something… That scared him for life. In Gaara's face, blood wasn't rushing to his face… But to his gourd, now flashing bright red.
"GAARA! WHAT THE RAMEN…" Screamed Naruto.
"… My sand is useful for other things as well."
"… Come on, let's approach the bar."
And they did. In the meanwhile, let me tell you about what kind of people you can find in the pubs/disco. You can find horny males that can't get a female and so they gladly spend money to see lap-dancing girls. There are males sure of themselves that go in the pub to dance and take some girls. There are group of girls that go these pubs to enjoy themselves like a group and to ignore every male that comes near them. Damn bit… Ah-rumph! And then… There are the girls that go into pubs like the one where Naruto and Gaara were at the moment because they're full of males at 100. So, double advantage. Full of guys to select and, since they think that a girl in these pubs can't be anything but a lesbian ( or maybe a Bi, but there are few guys who risk their pride in Lap-dance pubs ), they are always the one trying to come onto a guy, and never viceversa. Two of these girls are the main characters of the unforeseen event of that night.
"Hey, look over there…" Said the first girl.
"Eheheh… What are they doing?" Replied the second. They were observing two guys, one with blonde, the other with red hair. Said guys were filling an enormous gourd with beer, under the wide eyes of the crowd. Now, those two boys fell into their circle of likeness. A strange but attractive mix of beauty and weirdness. Note. Gaara is wearing his usual attire, while Naruto is dressed in a black t-shirt and a pair of orange pants over his usual sandals. And he didn't wear his hitai-aite. So… Time to move. One single nod from the first girl, a nod in reply from the second one. Time to go hunting.
"Gaara… Are you sure your sand won't let the beer go trough?" Asked Naruto, still a bit amused from Gaara's sand.
"Don't worry. I have everything under control." Replied stoic the Kazekage.
"Heeeey… Wouldn't you mind sharing a bit?"
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Naruto and Gaara turned around to see. Two girls. One approached Gaara, and the other practically threw herself on Naruto, latching one arm around his neck. The girl who was now pending from Naruto's neck had short black hair and blue eyes and she was around 5'2''. The other girl, who was now observing the insides of Gaara's gourd, had long auburn hair let loos on her back, and green eyes. Height: 5'. The first one had a d-cup, the second one a C. Want to know the clothes? Naruto's girl was wearing a long pink dress and a pair of sneakers, Gaara's gourd's one was wearing a red top and a black skirt, and high boots, with heels… Both of the set of clothes had a nice neck-line.
"Aaaaaw… It's just beer…" Said the auburn girl. "Or maybe it's better. What if they had been some drunk bastards?"
"Yeah, it's better." Replied the black haired girl. "I suppose all this beer it's not just for you, right?"
"…" Gaara decided to stay silent. Naruto was better at dealing with these kind of people… Probably.
"Well… It's for a party, actually…" What the ramen?
"A paaaaarty! Good! Can we tag along?" Said the girl with black hair, excited.
"We're sooooo bored…" Said the auburn girl, throwing herself on Gaara, her back landing… On his chest. This raised Naruto's attention. Gaara's sand should have stopped her. But he probably didn't want to make the beer go wasted… And then… Naruto's eyes went wide as plates. Gaara's gourd had taken… A… A… Lengthened shape. It was similar to 'IT'. But it… It was so un-Gaara like. And… Naruto just couldn't believe at the absurdity of the thing.
"Ehrm… Well, sorry, but it would be a little strange if we went out for beer and we came back with two girls…" Said Naruto.
"Awww… Don't tell me that we've chosen two studs already taken…" Said the black-haired girl, pouting a little.
"No. We're not." Said Gaara. Naruto was more and more shocked every second that passed. What was going on in Gaara's mind?!
"Then what's the problem?!" Said the auburn girl with a big smile. Naruto shook his head.
"It's that… Come on, we don't even know you!" Said Naruto, a bit exasperated.
"I'm Suzume!" Exclaimed the black haired girl.
"And I'm Takara! Now, can we go?" Continued the auburn girl. Naruto sighed.
A sparrow and a treasure… Great…
"I'm Gaara and he's Naruto." Said Gaara. Naruto smacked his forehead. Maybe hormones could have effects on Gaara as well. Or maybe it was still the after-effect of that morning's chocolate-high.
"It's only that… It's not a normal party… It's private. It's for a friend of mine just came out of the hospital. So…"
"Ah… Understood." Said Suzume, lowering her gaze.
"Too bad…" Continued Takara. Naruto whistled in relief, when… He was dragged to the dance-floor along with Gaara.
"Then, let's have a bit of fun here and then go to our home! We'll have a private party as well!"
"Yeah! You can dance, right Gaara-kun?"
"Maybe…" Naruto felt like a two tons brick had fallen on his head. Was it some kind of joke? Girls never came onto him… … Then, he realized it. A girl was coming onto him. A girl was coming onto him. Him. DAMN IT, HE JUST HAD TO PLAY ALONG! AFTER 16 YEARS OF INACTIVITY, HE JUST HAD TO! Naruto didn't know that this thought had crossed Gaara's mind as well, but much earlier.
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Now, something wasn't right, there. Meinos had thrown Naruto and Gaara from the window at least an hour before, and they still hadn't come back. This was worrying the girls. Maybe Naruto had understood that Meinos had to say something private to the girls and decided to avoid the house for a bit… Only that the civilian didn't say to them how much. Some of the girls had already gone home. Hell, it was freaking 2:03 AM!
"Where could have they gone to?" Said Meinos to no one in particular. The only people left were Isaribi and Sakura.
"Guess we should go as well…" Said the pink haired Kunoichi. "I'll see you tomorrow, Meinos. And tell Naruto… That if I manage to get my hands on him, he'll…"
"Sakura-san, it's okay…" Isaribi interrupted her, even if she was a bit disappointed that Naruto had disappeared. "He probably got lost or something."
"Uhmmm… Yes, it would be very Naruto-like… But the problem is that Gaara was with him. That's what worries me. What if… Naaah. If someone was trying to abduct them, Naruto and Gaara would fight back. And we could here the sounds of the battle from miles of distance." To not mention the Kyuubi's chakra…
"Tsk… Well, it's not like we can find them by following their scent…" Said Meinos. Sakura punched her right palm, opened. Isaribi smacked her own forehead. Meinos sweatdropped. "… We can?"
"Of course! Kiba! Let's go and wake him up!" Exclaimed Sakura. Finally a good use of dog-boy.
"Ok. Then, take me to him, and then go home and rest. I can take care of the thing."
"Are you sure?" Asked Isaribi.
"Yep. Now, who's this Kiba?"
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Now, if one Kiba Inuzuka wouldn't have never expected something, that was being awaken by Sakura Haruno banging on his window.
"Hmmm… Go away…"
And something that was even more unexpected was said Kunoichi destroying his window when he refused to get out of the window.
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"Great… THAT IDIOT DISAPPEARS AND I HAVE TO GET UP AT 2:30 AM?!" Screamed Kiba, still exasperated by the situation that he was into.
"Ok. I'll go with him. You two go to bed. I'll text message you later when we find them, ok?" Said the civilian, placing a hand on Sakura's head.
"Ok. Let we know when you find them." Said Sakura. Then… Something came to her. "But you don't have my number…"
"I'll take it from Naruto when I find him, ok?" Then, he turned towards Isaribi. "Don't worry, Isaribi-chan. I'm sure he's okay."
"Yes… I know." Replied the girl.
"Uff… I SWEAR, WHEN I GET HIM…" Started Sakura. But she didn't have a chance to continue.
"Now, now… No nasty emotions before bed." Said that, Meinos… Kissed Sakura slightly on the lips, under the eyes of the stunned pink-haired girl and the blushing Isaribi. Then, he moved his lips a bit, while Sakura still didn't react. He stopped and winked at her. "Here's your good-night snoggie. Night."
"…" Then, Sakura did something very un-Sakura like, and very Hinata-like. She fainted.
"Hey! I found his scent! Come on!" Screamed Kiba. Meinos waved with his hand to Isaribi and followed Kiba, leaving the fish-girl with an unconscious Sakura to carry home.
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Naruto followed Kiba trough half the village. In the end, they arrived in front… Of the same complex where Naruto's apartment was into?
"… Are you sure you didn't smell their socks or something?" Said Meinos, sweatdropping.
"Nope. Their scent is still strong. They have passed here around… Fifteen minutes ago." Said Kiba, sniffing the air.
"… We go out to search for them and they come back home?"
"Not really…"
Kiba followed the scent… And they ended up in front of an apartment that was two floors below the one where Naruto's resided.
"… Does anyone of your friends live here?" Asked Meinos.
"Nope."
"… The door is opened." Meinos opened the door, which made a small 'Creeeeak'. He was about to search for a light to turn on, when… He heard noises. Veeeeeeeery familiar noises. He tried to observe the place without turning it on, concentrating on the direction where the noises came from… He had found Naruto. So, he did the right thing. He closed the door behind him.
"… Did you see them?" Asked Kiba.
"… Yes. I saw them." Replied Kiba.
"… And?"
"… Let's say… That they were occupied with something…"
"… Or maybe someone? I caught two other scents, on the way here… Female ones…"
"… Touche."
"… Fortunate bastards."
Five minutes later, after leaving a cursing Kiba, Meinos would walk back home and find Naruto's cell phone. He took Sakura's number and text messaged her.
Sakura, it's Meinos. Don't know if you're sleeping or still out cold, but I've found Naruto and Gaara. They were in a warm and cuddly place, and they got their hands occupied with something. They were so occupied that they forgot advising us. See you next morning. And if you don't go rampage on Naruto's ass, I'll give you another snoggie. Good night.
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In the meanwhile, in the two girls apartment, on the couch, if you still didn't understand that, Naruto was making out with Suzume, he on his back on the couch, her above him. When he had heard the door closing, he had suddenly stopped.
"Naru… What's the matter?" Asked Suzume, raising her head a little.
"I… Heard the door opening and closing…" Replied Naruto, a bit perplexed. Suzume was silent for a few seconds.
"… You're not gay, are you?"
"WHAT?!" Naruto shouted whispering.
"It's just that… You seem so uncomfortable… It's not an excuse for going away, this door thing, right?"
"Unc…" Naruto sighed, leaning his head on the couch one more time. "It's just… That it's the first time, for me…"
"First time making out with a girl?" Said Suzume, giggling a bit. "Judging by how you kiss, you looked like a pro, to me." Naruto was almost sure that his blush was visible even in the dark.
"Well… I really don't know what to do, apart kissing…"
"It's okay… Sit on the couch, now."
Naruto did as told, and he sat on the couch, his legs slightly apart. Then Suzume sat on his lap, her legs more apart the his one, of course, her back on his chest. She then raised a arm and started to caress the back of Naruto's neck, turning her head a little to look at him in the eyes.
"It's just a matter of instinct… Do the first things that come to your mind…" Said Suzume, slowly and with a sweet voice.
Naruto at first swallowed, then… He did as told. He let his instinct drive him. He started kissing Suzume again, in that strange position. The girl stuck out her tongue and started explore his mouth. He did the same. Then, they stopped moving their lips, making more space for their tongues to 'battle' into. In the meanwhile… Naruto raised his hands, and landed them on Suzume's inner tights. He started rubbing them, slowly, while Suzume reacted deepening the kiss, using both her arms to push Naruto's head towards her one. Then she broke the kiss, panting a little. She needed air. Naruto couldn't see it clearly, but she was starting to flush.
"Hmmm…" She moaned. Naruto started to rub her inner tights faster, but still gently. Then… She started to massage them. Suzume moaned one more time. "Hmmm… Kiss my neck…" Naruto did as told, reacting faster that he had ever believed he could. He started kissing the side of Suzume's neck. He inhaled her scent… So good… And her hair… They smelled like some kind of flower of which he couldn't remember the name right there. And then… If the scent was so good, he wondered how it tasted, her skin. He let out his tongue, and started licking her collarbone with his tongue, slowly. The girl shivered.
"Mmmh… Yes, lick that spot…" She said. Naruto guessed: she was liking what he was doing to her. Then… He didn't know why, but… His hands started to move. He started to rub her inner tights one more time, but slowly approaching… The part of her tights still covered by her dress. Her only reaction was just more moans. He continued to make his hands travel, then… He crossed them over a certain point. Suzume reacted with another shiver. Naruto, understanding that that point, covered by panties was a crucial point, he made her hands travel there one more time. He brushed them over the point, slowly. Another shiver. He then made them travel a bit up her crotch, then he raised the tip of the panties with his right thumb and index finger. Suddenly, he felt one of Suzume's hands stopping him.
"Nu-hu… Not yet, Naru…" Said the girl, her words barely a whisper. Naruto was alarmed. Maybe he went to far?
"S-Sorry…" He said. The girl took the other Naruto's hand with her other free hand, raising it.
"It's okay… Just… Do it from above the panties…" She placed Naruto's right hand over her panties. Then… She put Naruto's left hand… Trough her neckline… Under her dress… Under her bra. "And keep the other hand occupied like this… Ok?"
"O-Ok…" Naruto knew, that moment, that the Ero-sennin would gladly pay him all his money for being in his place… Or maybe not. Who knows…
Naruto started to kiss again Suzume's neck, while his hands started to move. He was rubbing with the point of his finger the lower point, and with his left hand he was 'exploring' the space under the bra. He had seen bigger sets of breasts, but to touch them… It was something else. Suddenly, he felt incredibly hot. He started to wander with his hand, before grasping firmly her right breast. Suzume let out a loud moan. Then, he started to massage it, while with his other hand he kept on rubbing her panties.
"Ha-Harder…" Said Suzume. Naruto obeyed. He started to rub her panties harder than before. And he felt that Suzume was becoming hot as well. Her skin was becoming incredibly hot. He licked her neck a bit more, while… In his massage, he found something… Something hard, little, pointed… Her nipple. He grabbed it with the thumb and the index finger, and he started to rub it along with the flesh of her breast. Suzume began to pant. She placed one hand above Naruto's right one, the one on her crotch. She made him extend all the fingers, and she began to rub along him, the hardest that she could, over his hand. Naruto was rubbing with the entire length of his hand. He moved his left hand, changing breast. Suzume was panting harder and harder. Then… Naruto felt her panties slip, moving aside. They were starting to get damp. He tried to move them away… Suzume didn't mind. Her mind was occupied with other things, like making Naruto rub her now exposed pussy. She moaned even harder. Naruto felt something… Like a pair of lips, but with a bit of hair above it. But it wasn't a face of a girl with moustache. The opening of the lips was vertical. He immediately knew where his hand was… Suzume pushed his hand, and he complied. He was rubbing, and rubbing. Suzume began to move, to inarch her back, moaning and panting, but mostly panting. Then, Naruto felt the lips, at first tight, loosen up, and parting. He swallowed. He dared something… He stuck the point of a finger. Suzume began to move like mad, while she kept on pushing his hand with hers, panting, out of breath. Naruto felt his finger surrounded by something damp and hot, and the dampness was starting to grow. Instinctively, he started to rub and massage the harder he could rub and massage, with all his strength. Suzume continued to move and struggle, panting and moaning. Daring to do more, he then inserted another finger.
"N-Naruto… I'm… I'm…" Managed to stutter out the girl. This slightly frightened the boy.
"Y-You're what?"
"S-Stop… Please…"
Naruto stopped. He just hoped he didn't do anything bad. Suzume let herself fall with her back over him, she looked almost exhausted. She grabbed the head of the blonde and kissed him firmly on the lips.
"And you never made out with a girl before… Then, you're a natural at it… It was so good…" Whispered the girl, looking at him in the eyes with the sweetest look Naruto had ever seen.
"T-Then you liked it?"
"Of course, silly…" She caressed his right cheek. "I just didn't want to wet the couch… It's difficult to clean…"
"Then, y-you were about to…"
"Yep. I was coming." She kissed him one more time, and then she made him lean on his back on the couch, frenching him. Naruto put his hands trough her hair, stroking her head.
The girl grabbed his shirt, and then… She started to move. Naruto felt a big warmth on his crotch… Only that the warmth didn't come from his body. Suzume hadn't taken ever the time to adjust her panties, and she was moving above Naruto's pants, up and down his body, rubbing her pussy on his crotch. And even if there were the pants and the boxer between them. Naruto felt so damn good. Suzume seemed to notice this, since she increased her pace. Naruto felt so incredibly good… He asked himself, if this was with the clothes on, what about the real thing? Instinctively, he put his hands on her ass, massaging, pushing, and increasing even more his pace. And from the look on her face, he could understand that she was feeling good as well. They were both panting, when… Suddenly, Suzume's face winced, like she was in pain. Naruto didn't know why… But he understood when he felt her crying out, and he felt his crotch wet… Not because of him, though. He had just witnessed Suzume's orgasm.
"Anf… Anf… Sorry, I wet your pants…"
"D-Don't worry… I can always use a henge… Before walking home… After all, it's just two floors above…"
"Ok… Now, Naru, if you don't mind, I'll fall asleep on yourself… I'm so tired…"
"O-Ok…"
And so she did. She fall asleep on Naruto's, her face on his chest, after giving him a goodnight kiss. Naruto embraced her, but he just couldn't fall asleep. He was still… Too excited to do so. What a night… Kicked out because of a mischievous plan of a civilian, and then… That. He should ask Meinos to throw him out of the window more often.
Continue…
In the next chapter…
Liked it, you horny tards?! Of course you liked it! Now, in the morning, Meinos and Naruto have a little talk that downs a little Naruto's spirit. Then, Meinos starts his first day of work at Ichiraku. Stay tuned!