Just so all my loyal readers know, this fanfic has a 90 percent chance to be a pure NaruSasu. I see a lot of SasuNaru's (and all of them are hot!!!!) so mine will be a NaruSasu. (Me, personally I don't care either way. As long as it's Sasuke and Naruto having hot amazing yaoi sex, it works for me!!!) (-)

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Chapter 2: "I What!!!!!?????"

Naruto awoke the next morning with the worst headache ever in history. It was so bad, his eyes teared up and his head felt like it was being split in half. He let out a low groan. 'Note to self: Never drink that much again.' His head would have felt better if someone took a sludge hammer and started hitting him over the head over and over again. Naruto wanted to get up and take some medication for his aching head, but just thinking about getting out of bed took away all of his energy.

Naruto sighed and figured it best that he tried to sleep his hangover off. The sheets shuffled as he twisted around into a more comfortable position. Laying there, he saw that some things were just not right. For one, his bed seemed a lot larger than it usually was. As he turned over, his arm stayed on mattress and didn't fall over the side. The pillow that he buried his face in smelled like starch and not of his cologne or drool. But the main reason that he felt things were different was because he felt something or someone breathing evenly on his face from the space next to him. Naruto opened his eyes slightly, and then they shot open when he caught the sight of ebony locks.

Panic for Naruto usually consisted of his brother inviting his friends over and they perform ghastly pranks on him. But this was an exception. Next to him laid Sasuke Uchiha…completely naked. Naruto looked down to see that he wasn't wearing anything either. The sheets that they both slept on were defiled with substances Naruto didn't want to think about. Some was even caked on his skin.

'Oh my god!' Naruto tried to remember everything that had happened last night.

(Flashback)

Sakura couldn't come to the party. When she arrived home after school that evening, she found out that her mother was throwing her father a surprise birthday party, though his birthday wasn't for another few weeks. Sakura had to go to her father's birthday party. Neji wasn't feeling well and Hinata's father never allows her to go out without her cousin with her. Gaara and Shikamaru didn't want to go. And Ino had to baby sit her younger brother. So only Naruto, Lee, Kiba, and Temari could make it. Not that they stayed together long.

Just like normal, Temari went off and did her own thing with people, leaving the three boys alone. They didn't care all that much because Naruto was still pissed that Sakura couldn't make it, Kiba saw a thin blonde girl the minute he came in and hadn't turned away from her yet, and Lee was looking for someone he was suppose to fight. It didn't matter. The gang generally goes their separate ways when they go to a drinking party (besides Naruto and Sakura).

Sure enough, over an hour into the party, Lee was passed out into a closet. He had just one drink and then he went into his violent killer mode. It took five men to barricade him in the closet where his body eventually gave out and unconscious overcame his body. Temari hadn't been seen since they had arrived at the party, and Kiba was flirting shamefully with that blonde.

Naruto, in spite of his missing girlfriend, had a really good time with everyone else. He was popular enough and good-looking enough to talk with anyone there. He didn't need anyone around to help him do so. Naruto was the life of the party.

Soon, Naruto's mind began to feel fuzzy. Bits and pieces of conversation didn't make it completely into his mind and he often forgot what he was doing or saying. If he had been more sober, he would have known that he was drunk from all the alcohol he had consumed. But he wasn't so he didn't. He was reaching out for his sixth cup when a hand firmly grasped onto his.

"You've had enough, dope." Naruto, through his drunken state, could easily see those amazing obsidian eyes burning into his. Naruto blushed a deep scarlet. If it weren't for the liquor, Naruto would have kept a more level head and fought off the blush. But no, it was there for all to see, especially Sasuke.

"Whadda you doin' 'ere?" Naruto slurred. He felt no shame at the time he spoke. Naruto didn't blink. He just continued to stare at the Uchiha in enthrallment.

Sasuke smirked like he had won some contest. "This is my friend's party. I was invited." Naruto obviously didn't remember Temari telling him that exact same thing earlier that afternoon.

"Your friend or one of your sex buddies?" Naruto said without thinking. For an instant, he realized what he had said and regretted it, but the alcohol returned and made him lose all his remorse. Sasuke didn't frown. He kept his playful smile plastered on his face. "One of my regulars."

Even drunk, Naruto didn't expect that. Finally, he blinked a few times and laughed. "Well, I can see why. You're awful pretty."

Sasuke's face twisted for a second in confusion but returned to his Noh Mask smile. "I'm surprised you looked at me all the way from your throne. Isn't a bit hard to see me from up there your highness?"

"You're mocking me." Naruto muttered crossly. It would have been more serious had he been sober.

"Yes I am." Sasuke replied without hesitation. It was like he wanted to get on Naruto's nerves. He continued leering at the blonde drunk.

"Ya shouldn't' do dat." Naruto slurred a scold. "It's not nice."

"And you'd know all about being nice now wouldn't you?"

Naruto narrowed his eyes. Even drunk, he was surprised that anyone would talk to Naruto that way. Everyone liked him. How could Sasuke act like he hates him? "Whadda ya mean?"

Sasuke grunted. "Please. If you have to ask, then you're not ready to know."

Naruto would have been enraged at Sasuke, but again, he was too drunk to care at the moment. In his lightheaded daze, Naruto started thinking up the most random things he'd never think of considering and yet he said them out loud. "How much does this guy pay ya?"

"Pardon?"

"The guy who lives here." Naruto dumbly moved his hands above his head, indicating to the whole house. But it looked like he was lazily swatting a fly away from his face. Sasuke tried not to laugh. "How much does he pay ya?"

"Pay me?"

"For fucking him."

Sasuke chuckled. "Why do you want to know?"

"I'm just curious."

Sasuke eyed the blonde for a minute before answering. "Depends."

"On?"

"The services."

"Just a fuck." Naruto insisted.

"How long?"

"An hour or all night."

"Well, for an hour, it would be a hundred. All night at least five hundred." Sasuke chuckled again, "But that is only for a normal no strings attached fuck for an everyday guy. Anything else will cost more." He looked at Naruto with amused eyes. "Why, you interested dope?"

Naruto didn't need to think about what he said next. "Maybe I am."

Sasuke straightened himself up; his dark pools seemed to burn like fire. Some people whom were having conversations of their own, turned to watch the pair. Most thought Naruto must have offended Sasuke. Maybe he did. Sasuke wasn't smirking anymore. He said in a very monotone voice "I may have a special service dope, but I do have principles. That's why I'm called 'The Geisha' and not 'The Hooker'."

"You have principles?!" Naruto spoke with his eyes bugging out of his face. Naruto would have believed him more if he said he had two heads.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Well, maybe they are more of guidelines than principles. More of my own guidelines that I follow."

"Well, what are they? Can't we somehow work around them?"

Sasuke held up his right hand, each finger spread out showing the number five. As he named off each of his conditions, he folded another finger into his hand back into the shape of a fist. "For One: I never go to a client's house. That is his or her domain where they can make all the rules. I don't like that. Two: I never take a client to my house. That's my domain and only I can rule there. Three: I consider payment like taxes. The richer you are, the more you have to pay. Four: If you want anything from me, I have to approve of the person. In other words, if I don't like you, you request can and will be denied. And finally Five: Service hours are closed from 7:00 am-6:00 pm."

Almost the instant the words fell from Sasuke's mouth, Naruto forgot them. "So…can we do it?" Sasuke took a deep breath and exhaled sharply. "If we must." He whispered. That was all Naruto needed to hear. He grabbed Sasuke firmly by the wrist and dragged him out of the house. "Do you even know where we are going dope or how much you're paying?"

"I'll pay ya anything you fucking want as you long as there is fucking involved!" Naruto laughed.

"Damn, you're so wasted." Sasuke muttered, but smiled.

(Flashback End)

Naruto stopped thinking. He didn't want to remember the rest. It was hard enough just remembering that little part leading up to it. Naruto didn't want to think if Sasuke was good in bed or how much he had to pay or anything. It was the biggest drunkest mistake he could ever perform. 'I had sex with Sasuke Uchiha. I lost my virginity to a prostitute and not my girlfriend whom I still love. I'm so stupid!'

The figure next to him began to stir and his eyes slowly fluttered open beneath his long black eyelashes. Naruto would have looked away in shame, but he still couldn't believe what had happened. Sasuke looked around and saw the blonde looking at him in horror. He had to bite his lip to stop from laughing at the dumbfounded look on his face, but it came out as a smile. Sasuke flipped over on his back and brushed his raven black hair out of his eyes with his arm. "Morning dope." Sasuke yawned. "How'd you sleep?"

"Why didn't you stop me?" Naruto said quickly.

Sasuke looked Naruto in the face and Naruto looked back at him. "What do you mean?"

Naruto began to shake in anger. He couldn't stand that Sasuke could just pretend nothing happened. It wouldn't happen that easily for Naruto on his part. But then again, Sasuke slept with more people than Naruto wanted to count. It was just another day for him, so of course it had no real impact on him. "Why did you agree to sleep with me when I was that drunk?"

Sasuke chuckled. "You made an offer I could not refuse." Sasuke sat up and look at the bedside table with a bug hunk of cash sitting upon it. "Speaking of which." Sasuke made a grab on the cash and got up to gather his clothes. Naruto got up too and began gathering his.

"How much did I pay you?" Naruto asked while he put on his shirt. Sasuke was tying his shoelaces when Naruto asked him. "Three thousand dollars."

"Three thousand!"

"Like I said, I couldn't refuse. It's enough to pay for the next three months of rent." Sasuke faced Naruto with a sincere smile on his face. "Thanks dope." Naruto met Sasuke's smile with a scowl. "I mean, I said I'd do it with the twelve hundred you originally offered, but you insisted I did such a good job I deserved a big tip."

Naruto's face turned pinker than Sakura's hair. "Y-you won't tell anyone about this will you?"

Sasuke shrugged.

"Please Sasuke, don't! If Sakura finds out, she'll dump me! My popularity will go down the drain! I'll be ridiculed! I'll become the laughing stock! I'll-"

"Your suppose to be convincing me not to tell people. All you're doing is making it more tempting."

"Sasuke!" Naruto's voice had become squeaky in desperation. Naruto climbed back onto the messy bed and put all the weight on his knees. He clasped his hands together in a tight prayer and Sasuke was god. "Please! I'm begging you! My future depends on this!"

The other boy rolled his eyes again for the second time in less than eight hours ago for practically the exact same reasons. "Fine. Don't kill yourself dope. I'll not tell anyone-"

"Thank you! Thank you Sasuke! You won't regret this, I promise you won't-"

"Good, because I won't tell on one condition."

Naruto felt like a stone had dropped into his stomach. He could see in the raven's eyes that he was planning something bad for him. Naruto gulped. "What's your condition?"

Sasuke smiled in victory. "You have to hang out with us-Shino, Haku, and myself- from now on during lunch."

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End of second chapter! Wahoo! Sorry I skipped the yaoi. Naruto will get into remembering it in the next chapter. Please review! And I know this is selfish of me, but if any of you are good at art, could you please make an art picture dedicated to my fanfic? I'm not that great at it myself otherwise I'd do it myself. (Sweat Drops)