A/N: I have grown up a lot since starting my fanfic reading/writing career in 8th grade. I have had this story in my head since then, bouncing around in multiple variations. I dare say that the first chapter is ABHORRINGLY short; however, I don't seem to have the time, or the patience, to finish what I have started. This story has evolved since this previous version, to what I now plan to write bunny for.
I am going to write what I would be an ACTUAL war of Muggles vs. Voldemort.
"Hey Bella, what you suppose that dernd whistlin' sound is?" BOOM
Or
"Bella, you have a peculiar dot on your forehead"
Get the picture? I am now going to go on a rant, just BTW for all of you who agree with me.
How many kids are in each year and each house of Hogwarts, hmmmm? I would say no more then 30, which is, in total, 120 kids to a grade, 840 total. So there are 120 eleven year old wizards at any one time? In all of the UK and Ireland? Granted, there are multiple children per capita, but I am guessing an average of two, right? That's about 420, ja? So 420 wizarding familys at one time… and 1/20 of them are "evil." That's not a big number, considering Voldemort's inner circle was 16 people.
Also, weaponry. You say AVADA KEDAVRA!!!1! I twitch my finger, or I can hold it down and spread about 10 AKs a second up your wimpy little white ass. Not to mention smart missiles, directed energy(ja I know) tanks, flying vehicles that cruise over mach speeds. It's not much of a challenge for the "lowly" muggles now is it. The only reason that our people would be dying off so much is because people like Fudge decide the play the ostrich game, and stick their head up you know where. They also cannot conceive that muggles could do such things.
Ok, I am done now, thank you very much. Good night, and good luck.