Hello, readers! I just thought I'd mention that the kids in this fic are not the same characters as The Individuals in 'Child Of Time'.
Now for part 2 of 'Lauren To The Rescue!'
"Now, does everyone know the plan?" I asked. They all nodded. "Corey, I'm looking at you."
"Of course I know the plan!" He said, acting like I was stupid.
"Oh, yeah? What're you meant to do?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmm... dance?"
"You're the distraction. You get the Fuzzies attention."
"Fuzzies?" Courtney asked.
"Yeah, I changed the Sharpies name. It was too daunting. Anyway, Fuzzies suit them better." Courtney nodded in agreement.
We were about to put the plan into action, when Corey asked a question.
"Could I dance?"
"What?"
"Could I dance?" He repeated. What was he on about now? "You know, when I'm distracting the Sharpies."
"Uh, sure. Just don't do anything drastic."
"Can we go now?" asked Rachel, impatiently. She didn't like waiting.
"Yes. We're leaving now," I said, half pushing them out the door.
Time to save the Flock.
**MR**
It wasn't as easy as we thought it'd be.
When we got there, a girl was in the garden. She placed a dish of food in front of a disgruntled bird kid, dressed in black. Fang. He had a black spiked dog collar on, and was chained to a shed. It was like he was some of of pet.
"Eat up, dear Fangles," She said, patting him on the head. He snarled. "Bad Fangles!" She hit the back of his head.
"Any chance you're letting us out today?" asked Max, from her cage.
"Doesn't seem like it," Angel commoented, reading the Crazy Kidnapper's mind.
She ignored them, focusing on Fang.
"I'm going shopping. If you're a good boy, you might get a treat." Fang glared at her.
Great! This gives us time for the plan...
**MR**
Stage 1
Corey will distract Fuzzies. The rest will use this time to get to our positions.
"Hey! Fuzzies! Watch this!" Corey yelled. They turned to look at him.
"Wake up in the morning, feeling like P Diddy,
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the city,
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack,
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back!" He sang.
Oh, Lord. Not Ke$ha. True to his word, he was dancing. Not very well, but still dancing. The Fuzzies looked mesmerised.
"Don't stop, make it pop,
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we we see sunlight
Tick tock on the clock,
But the party don't stop, no!"
Why not Katy Perry? I could've enjoyed it then. Still it gave us enough time for stage two.
Stage 2
Lure Fuzzies to big grey stone. Remove tarpaulin.
I gave the signal to Rachel and Duncan. They untied the ropes that held the blue tarpaulin over the garden up. It fell, soaking Corey and the Fuzzies with the rain that had accumulated on it.
Just our luck to choose a day that it was raining. Oops.
The water made Fuzzies explode, due to the fact they were basically robots. It wasn't a proper explosion. More just a light bang and their heads came flying off. Most of them had blown up but we couldn't take any chances.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" Courtney yelled, soaking the remainder with her SuperSoaker 3000. Keiran joined her, armed with a less extravegant water gun. Courtney liked to get a job done to a high quality standard.
One that had happened, it was on to stage 3.
Stage 3
Free the Flock.
I decided to do Fang first as he was easiest. I undid the collar at the back and it fell off, letting Fang loose.
He ran up and hugged me. This didn't seem like Fang, but I guess being locked up in a lunatic's garden does stuff to you.
"Max, next," I announced.
"About time!" I'd expected her to say she didn't need rescuing, or come out with a sarcastic comment. But like I said before, being kidnapped by a lunatic changes you.
The locks were easy to pick for such an expert burgular like myself, and in no time we were ready to go. The Flock offered me and the guys a flight home, which we eagerly accepted.
It was all going brilliantly until Angel remembered something. Or rather, someone.
"We don't have Total! We have to go back and rescue him!"
Damn.
So there you go! I think it's only going to be 2 more chapters longer.
Until then,
TARDIS Queen x
