Disclaimer: We own nothing. We're just borrowing everyone for a little while. Don't worry, we'll return them. (Well, most of them…)
A/N: Yay! The second chapter is here! Finally! Sorry it took so long. We had some communication errors and all that, but everything is fine now. And, in this special chapter of Sugar Antics, we'll be introducing yet another real-life person, our good friend Kaylee! But, she's not writing anything, she's just in it. Give a big round of applause for her, everybody, and hope for her safety. We'll all need it… Now, let the madness begin! (Both make 'begin' signal with their hands)
Note: Again, Lisa-Tsukikari Kitsune, Andrea-inuko-13. And, new person, Kaylee-Slain By Bunnies. Also, character references and Japanese are at the end, just like before.
Chapter 2-Mountian Dew and Pixie Sticks
"He he he…" Lisa and Andrea chuckled, flexing their fingers. Shigure, Miroku, and Kyohei backed away, scared. Hunny and Momiji just watched calmly, licking the lemony goodness off of their sticky fingers.
"Uhh… What are you going to do?" Miroku asked.
"He he he…" Lisa and Andrea chuckled as they moved closer and closer.
"Hey, Miroku." Shigure whispered.
"What?" Miroku whispered back.
"They have lemon in them, don't they? So, whatever they're going to do won't be a bad thing, right?" Shigure whispered.
"Oh, yeah!" Miroku said. Then, he spread out his arms and yelled, "I'm ready girls! Come at me!" Kyohei cringed, not able to believe what Miroku had just said.
"What?! Are you crazy?! I—" Suddenly, a small 'ding' sound was heard coming from Kyohei's stomach. "I'm ready!!" he yelled, and copied Miroku's stance. Shigure followed suit, and Lisa and Andrea launched themselves at them.
"Weeeee!" they screamed as they were tackled, causing a big crash that woke up Ichigo and Kon.
"What the heck is goin' on?" asked Ichigo as he saw the girl lying next to him and a pile of people on the other side of the room.
"I was wrong," Miroku laughed, "They're going to tickle us to death!"
"A pile with girls in it?! I'm gone!" Kon ran over to the mass of limbs and jumped in.
Sunako stirred, opening her eyes, and winced.
"Too…much…light!" She said as she stood up and backed up to the wall, sliding to the right. She covered her eyes and kept going along the wall until she fell backwards through a door.
The tickle fight was halted as Sunako's 'thump' rang through the room. Everyone crowded around the door to see what was inside.
"A bed!" yelled Miroku, Shigure and Kon.
"You know what that means," said Andrea.
"JUMPING TIME!!" screamed Momiji, Hunny, and Lisa.
"That's not exactly what I had in mind, but OKAY!" Shigure said as he joined them. Andrea, Miroku, and Kyohei joined them too. Kon tried to squeeze in, but it was so crowded that he couldn't.
"Hey!! Let me in!" he yelled. Andrea reached outward, catching Kon by the leg and dangling him over everyone bouncing on the bed.
"That's not what I meant!" he yelled down to Andrea.
Suddenly, Momiji lost his footing and stepped on Miroku's foot. Miroku bumped into Shigure, who fell forward into Hunny, who fell sideways and knocked himself out as his head connected with the wall. The unconscious Hunny fell into Kyohei, who backed into Miroku so he could catch Hunny. Miroku hit Lisa with his shoulder, who had to jump off the bed so she wouldn't fall.
Then it went bad. Everyone on the bed was thrown backward as the sound of a board snapping was heard. Said people were then flung onto the floor, pushing Ichigo forward. Onto Lisa. As he fell he put his hand out to balance himself, but as they hit the floor, his hand met not with the floor, but with a certain area of Lisa's upper body. To make it worse, Kon was thrown across the room to hit Ichigo, forcing his head down. To connect with Lisa's lips.
Two pairs of eyes widened, and Ichigo jumped up, both of them as red as a tomato, and mumbled and apology. Then, two feet jump-kicked him in the face. When they landed, Sunako and Andrea looked at each other. They both smirked and shook hands.
"I think you and I will be best friends," said Andrea.
"Definitely." Sunako replied. Then, Andrea ran over to Lisa.
"Are you okay?!" she asked.
"Y-Yeah." Lisa said, still beet red, with a hand over her mouth.
"Hey, Ichigo!" Andrea said angrily. Ichigo looked at her in horror, feet marks still on his face. "You are soooo dead!!" She ran after him, and Ichigo tried to escape. While they ran around, Lisa noticed Hunny knocked out on the bed in an odd position. She walked over and un-twisted him and put him safely on the floor. By now, everyone had recovered and were dancing and skipping around like drunks. Suddenly, there was a large crash at the front door. Having heard it, everyone ran to the the entrance.
"Oops…" Kaylee said sheepishly as everyone looked at the broken glass door.
"KAYLEE!!!" Andrea yelled as she ran up to hug/tackle her, momentarily forgetting her rage toward Ichigo, who was now reduced to a bloody pulp on the floor.
"Hey, what's in the bag?" asked Lisa, pointing at what Kaylee was holding.
"I've got…" she said as she reached into it, "…POISON!!"
"YAY!!!" everyone screamed happily.
(A/N: beeep beeeeeeep BEEEEEEEEEEEP! We interrupt this for a special report… from the authors and friend. Hear them babble. Or read. Whatever.
Tsukikari Kitsune: Wait a minute… THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENS!
Inu-ko 13: Why not?
Tsukikari Kitsune: Because, that's crazy! And it's not T rated!
Inu-ko 13: Wasn't it crazy to begin with? Plus, you can just change the rating.
Tsukikari Kitsune: B- but, but poison isn't sugar!
Inu-ko 13: So?
Slain by Bunnies: Yeah! Why can't I bring poison?
Tsukikari Kitsune: Because... 'cause... Uh, I don't know why!
Slain by Bunnies: Fine. I'll bring something else.
Tsukikari Kitsune: (anime-crying) Why is it that I always seem like the bad guy?
Inu-ko 13: Girl.
Tsukikari Kitsune: Right, good catch...
Now, we return you to your program…)
"MOUNTIAN DEW AND PIXIE STICKS!!!" everyone yelled in unison, and ran over to grab some. In no time it was gone, and with their sugar rush renewed, everyone got back to their crazy antics. Everyone was dancing and singing, except for Sunako, the only one who hadn't had any lemon pie, mountain dew, or pixie sticks, who was cowering in the corner saying,
"It's too bright, they're too bright…"
Suddenly, Sunako looked around and said, "Where are my shoes?"
Kaylee walked back into the room, and everyone looked at her.
"I just went to see of there was any pie left… there isn't!"
"That's OK be—wait. I could have sworn I was wearing a clip in my hair… it was red…" Andrea said, and looked around on the floor. "HEY PEOPLE!"
Everyone stopped moving for a moment while Andrea tried not to pop a vein in her forehead.
"Please help me find my red hair clip." They looked at her, and then walked back to the kitchen to go crazy again. "Whatever. I'll just buy a new-"
Kaylee walked back in the room at that moment, wearing… a red hair clip. Andrea just stared at her, unable to speak.
"You like my new hair clip? I got it from my friend Todd for my half-birthday!"
"Sure," replied Andrea, sure that she had just lost the clip to the jumbled mess that used to be a bed. "I'll just find my clip later."
Everyone else walked back into the little bedroom, having found that there was nothing to do in the kitchen. Kaylee walked past a night stand and everyone watched as a small lamp miraculously disappeared in her wake.
"Did she just-" started Lisa.
"Do a magic trick?" asked Hunny.
"No—" said Lisa.
"Sprinkle invisi-dust?" asked Shigure.
"No—" Lisa tried again.
"Eat the lamp?" asked Andrea.
"NO! I was just going to ask if she just stole that lamp!" yelled Lisa.
"I didn't take anything!" Kaylee whined.
"Hey! Why are you wearing my shoes !" yelled Sunako, pointing at her feet.
"OK, maybe a couple things. I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac." Grinned Kaylee.
"My hair clip!" Andrea pouted.
"Can I borrow it?" begged Kaylee.
"Sure."
As Kyohei walked past in the pants he "borrowed" from Ichigo's pile of guts on the floor, he took the lamp from Kaylee and went by her to put it back. After he set it down, he jumped up, staring at Kaylee.
"Did you just steal my underwear?!"
Kaylee just looked upward.
"Nooo…." She was suddenly tackled by Andrea, whose hand dove into Kaylee's pocket, grabbing Kyohei's boxers. She ran from the room, and came back a moment later, putting a key in her pocket.
"What the hell did you do with my boxers?!" demanded Kyohei.
"Just put 'em in my private stash of stolen boxers, along with the purple star ones-"
"What?!" yelled Miroku.
"…and the black doggy ones—"Shigure groaned.
"…and the red and blue flame ones…"
"Aren't those Ichigo's?" asked Kon.
"…and the red crosses from Kenshin, and the dandelion ones from Koki, the Led Zeppelin ones from Moriyama, then the surfing ones fromYusuaki, and my prized favorites, the ones with blood splatters on a rose from Zero, and swords gleaming in the sunlight from—" she stopped and sighed, blushing.
"From?" prompted Kaylee. As Andrea opened her mouth to speak, a menacing voice came from the doorway.
"They're mine." Andrea squealed and attached herself to Demon Eyes Kyo's arm as he stepped into the room.
"I told you, woman, stop taking my stuff!"
"Sorry," giggled Andrea. "I just can't help it!" She walked in with Kyo, with him struggling to get out of her iron grasp. (And failing miserably.)
"Hey!! You forgot that you have my boxers!" Edward yelled as he walked angrily in the door.
"Really? I do?" Andrea said thoughtfully.
"Yeah! The ones that look like they're made of automail!" Ed yelled as he pointed to his lower body.
"Oh, yeah! Those ones! I love those ones!!" Andrea said happily, jumping up and down, rattling Kyo as she went.
"Yeah. I want them back." Ed said, holding out his hand.
"Uh, sorry. I can't." replied Andrea.
"HUH?! WHY NOT?!" Ed screamed.
"Because I lent them to Lisa." Everyone looked around for her. "She found out about them, and if I didn't let her borrow them, she was going to kill me."
"By the way, where is Lisa?" Kaylee asked. "She was right next to me a minute ago."
Ed turned around, looking for her. Then, he spotted something that chilled him to the bone. (Despite not having any boxers on.) Standing in the shadows, with demonic glowing eyes that screamed for him, and pointy fox ears and a fluffy, but spiky fox tail, was Lisa. Ed froze into place out of sheer fangirl terror. And then, in an instant, she swiftly pounced on him, screaming,
"EDWARD!!! BE MINE!!" As soon as they landed, Lisa turned from her scary demonic form into her cute little kitsune form.
"Oh Ed…" she sighed as she tried to hug him tighter, rubbing her head into his shoulder.
"Hey! What the heck are you doing?!" Ed yelled as he struggled to get away. Meanwhile, Miroku and Shigure were whispering to each other.
"Hey, why is Ed getting all the action?" Shigure asked Miroku.
"Yeah! It's not fair. What about us? How come no one loves us?" Miroku whined. But, alas, their pleas fell of deaf ears as everyone watched, in amusement, Ed trying to wiggle out of Lisa's clutches. Suddenly, Andrea swayed forward, and would have fallen over if she wasn't still holding onto Kyo. Then, like clock-work, everyone seemed to do the same.
"Huh? What's going on?" Andrea asked no one in particular.
"It's the sugar! The sugar rush! It's wearing off!" Kaylee yelled, throwing up her arms in a panic as she ran around.
"NOOOOO!! Who will save us?!" several people said in unison.
"Who will save me?" Ichigo groaned quietly from his spot on the ground. Suddenly, loud, parodic trumpet music was heard playing as someone walked into the room, holding a large bag outstretched and said triumphantly,
"Don't worry, my insane friends! I have arrived!" the person said, with only a blurry outline visible due to the unusually bright light behind him/her.
"Yay, it's…"
End Chapter 2
A/N: Ha ha ha! Cliffhangers! Yay cliffhangers! No, not really. How did you like it? Review and tell us, so we can improve next time!
In reference to above, just so you know, Kaylee is also sometimes known as Todd. Kinda odd, huh? Hey, that rhymed!
Oh, and we're going to up the rating for this story, just to be safe. I can't wait until we're done with the next chapter... he he he..
As usual, here are your character references and Japanese words (there weren't very many this time), so you deprived souls can have some idea of what's going on. If you find any we might have missed, please tell us. Thank you for reading!
Japanese:
Kitsune: Fox
Characters and manga (referenced or appearing):
Miroku: Inuyasha
Shigure and Momiji: Fruits Basket
Ichigo and Kon: Bleach
Hunny: Host Club
Sunako and Kyohei: Wallflower
Demon Eyes Kyo/Kyo: Samurai Deeper Kyo
Koki: Imadoki
Moriyama: Othello
Yasuaki: Happy Hustle High
Zero: Vampire Knight
Kenshin: Rurouni Kenshin