I have followed the request of starfire341 and made this into a one-shot collection about different funny conversations Jim and the rest of the crew have with Starfleet control. I already have a humour one-shot series, but another never hurts, does it?
Thank you to my reviewers…
Dimplz: I'm very gllad you think this is cute. Tell me what you think of this next chapter, pretty pretty please?
Starfire341: I have made this into a one-shot collection, just like you suggested. Thanks so much for the marvelous idea, and feel free to check out any of my stories, and time you would like to. Thanks again!
Now, chapter two…
TRIBBLES
Hello, this is Starfleet Pest Control Department speaking. How can I help you?"
"This is Commander Spock of the USS Enterprise. Perhaps you could instruct me o how to eradicate tribbles from my ship?"
"May I speak to the captain, please."
"He is currently incapacitated due to the large amount of tribbles which are currently residing upon his person. Will I suffice in his absence?"
"Giggles. Sure. Sorry about that. It's just a really funny image of James Kirk covered in tribbles. Are you too?"
"Is this of any consequence to the problem at hand?"
"Ummmm…YES!"
"Then, yes, I am, however, I still posess the full lung capacity and therefore the mission of contacting you was left in my hands."
"Ok. Let me just transfer you here…"
"Of course."
Static.
"Hello, this is Casey Rodriguez. I understand you are having difficulties with tribbles taking over the ship?"
"Yes, that is correct."
"Well, I can't help with that. Sorry, tribbles aren't in the instruction book. I guess you'll have to figure it out on your own."
"This is a matter of life or death."
"Have a nice day!"
So, Starfleet can't always get them out of a tricky situation. I know that the "Tribbles Invading the Ship" plot has been done many times, but I thought that I added a unique twist to it. Please tell me what you thought.