iLove/iHate

Chapter 2: Josh, Mindy, and iCarly

Author's Notes: I don't own iCarly, Drake and Josh, or Zoey 101. I spell Freddie's name like Freddy. Ever notice how sometimes the g irls in Zoey 101 go on iCarly?

"Hey man," Drake said, walking up to Josh who was watching something on the computer. "Whatcha watchin'?"

"Hi Drake," said Josh. "It's a webshow called iCarly."

"Cool," said Drake. A few seconds later, he asked, "What's iCarly?"

"A webshow about this g irl Carly and her best friend Sam. Mindy-"

"Okay I don't want to hear anymore," Drake said.

"I was just gonna say that Mindy suggested it."

"Ugh, then it must be a horrible webshow."

"No, it's the best. These g irls are so funny."

"G irls?!" Drake ran up to the computer screen and pushed Josh behind him. "Out of my way!" he looked at them. "Huu… the blond one looks just like Michelle."

"The g irl from the academic team?" Josh asked.

"Uh… yeah?" Drake said, as if it was obvious. "Now where's Sam?"

"She's right there," Josh said, pointing to the blond.

"She?" Drake said, laughing. "Dude, I've met five Sams, all boys."

Josh opened his mouth but no words came out. "Nevermind. Now get away from the screen, I want to hear what Carly's about to say."

"Carly?!" Drake looked again. "Where?"

"Not the g irl you met during the g irlfriend bet."

"Oh," Drake said, disappointed.

"I thought you and her were over."

"I did too man, but as I told you before I've never felt this way before."

"Wow," Josh said. "Now out of the way." He pushed Drake away from the computer screen.

"That Carly of yours looks just like Meagan," Drake said.

"Yeah, she does," Josh said. "Speaking of which, where is Meagan?"

"I don't know."

Then, they both screamed "Meagan!"

"Yeah?" Meagan said, appearing from under the ground.

"Meagan! How did you-" Josh started.

"Just ignore it, man," Drake said.

Meagan pushed Josh away from the computer screen.

"What is this?" she asked, looking at the screen. "And who's that g irl who looks like me only older?!"

"Oh, that's Carly," said Drake.

"Your g irlfriend?" Meagan asked.

"No."

"Oh I forgot, no b oob like you would be able to date somebody as pretty as me."

"Okay out of the way," Josh said, pushing Meagan away. "I want to see what remains of this week's iCarly webisode."

"Fine," said Meagan. "I was gonna call Stacy anyway."

She left and went to get the phone.

Drake went too. "Fine. Me and my band have to practice anyway."

"Thank you," Josh said. He watched and listened.

"And finally," Carly said on the computer screen. "We want you couples out there to submit your story about how you ended up together. And if it sounds unlikely enough, you have a chance to be here, on iCarly."

Drake snuck up next to Josh. "You and Mindy should enter that contest on iCarly."

"I thought you were-" Josh looked at him. "Seriously?"

"Yeah," Drake said, nodding. "You're an unlikely pairing."

Josh opened his mouth but said nothing. Then he said, "You know, you're right. I just hope Mindy's up for it."

"Speaking of Mindy," Drake pointed.

Mindy was at the door. "Hi Josh. Did you see iCarly?"

"Yep," said Josh. "And I think we should enter the contest."

"Me too," said Mindy.