It was early noon the next day and L was pacing back and forth in front of the computer console and licking the icing off a chocolate doughnut. Light and Matsuda were sitting across from him on the couch. "Well, since Matsuda decided to answer someone's private cell we are now stuck with three "kids" to babysit. The only logical way to deal with them would be to split the work between us: one kid per person. Yes Light? You have a question?" L asks in mid-lick.
"Why am I being sucked into this babysitting deal? Matsuda was the one that said yes and you're the one who knows the brats, so when do I come into all this? I have much more important things to do."
L pauses in his pacing and slouches over to Light. "As I said before there's three of us and three of the things. Equal shares. The other reason is that if you don't help I may be tempted to increase your percentage of being Kira an extra 10% or 11%. Think about that." L says then takes a savage bite out of the chocolate doughnut. You could almost hear it screaming.
Matsuda shifted nervously in his seat. He didn't know how to approach L with his question without getting his head bit off. Finally he settled on raising his head, like an elementary student. "Um, L? Sir? Highness? When are the kids due to come here?" Just then the front door flung open and Matusda screamed at the shadows in the doorway.
"Whoa, is that a MAN screaming?"
"He screams like a pussy."
"I'm already bored."
The monsters have arrived.