Chapter 1: Ruined the mood
Disclaimer that I had forgotten to put, I do not own any of the series (or elements from said series) that will be present in this story. That will be all
Note: I have returned and now with a double update, and finally the next chapter for this story that I have been delaying. As for the comment from yukicrewger2, I think that is an apt description on what is happening ^-^
Warning: May contain OOCness, AU and other applicable nonsense
"Hi~" Naruto greeted excitedly, waving his hand in a childish greeting while grinning happily, easily breaking the mature and regal aura he had exuded just earlier. Honestly, the man has no sense of tact or sense of consistency when he tries to act out role.
The crowd could only sweatdrop at the sudden mood change. Many of them thought that the childlike smile was adorable and suited, who they perceived as a little girl, better.
Tsukuyomi was lost in her own thoughts. She couldn't understand why her heart was pounding in her chest at the mysterious woman's low, but melodious voice or why her face burned with a blaze at the sight of the beauty before her, or how tight and constricting her clothes felt when she felt the traces of bloodlust writhing just underneath the surface of the perfect pale skin.
Naruto was more than aware of the multitude of males blushing at his direction, something that irked him slightly, but he couldn't really bother caring. What was curious was the amount of females that did blush at him. Surprisingly a lot. Especially the fancily dressed girl that literally oozed both desire and bloodlust.
"Hey Se-chan, been a while huh?" the blonde addressed the still stunned girl.
"O-onee-chan?" the only thing Setsuna could say as she did her best impression of a deer caught in headlights.
"The one and only!" Naruto exclaimed while striking a pose, arms crossed and chin held high as for some reason sakura petals fell dramatically around him in a light breeze.
"B-but you… I…" Setsuna said rather eloquently.
"I came to see you and this is your only reaction, harrumph," Naruto muttered, pouting. "I see that you got your hands full, so I'll see you guys at Eishun's place then."
With those words she simply began to walk away. Most of the crowd could only face fault at his flippant change of attitude. He suddenly arrives dramatically, builds up what seems like an interesting confrontation and then leaves. Who does that?
"W-wait!" Tsukuyomi exclaimed, causing the blonde to stop in his tracks, curious what the teen wanted.
"Yes~" he asked expectantly, only bothering to turn his head to face her.
"May I ask for your name?"
"Who, me? The name's Naruto, better remember it!"
'Oh I will, you can count on that,' the swordswoman thought, absently licking her lips before turning her attention back to Setsuna. "It seems I'll take not only your princess, but your onee-sama as well."
Oh? Now this was interesting. Perhaps this will entertain him for the time being.
"You wish to claim me little one?" Naruto asked out loud, her back still facing Tsukuyomi. His words were quite hypocritical, since he was shorter than the girl.
"Ufufufu, indeed onee-sama," Tsukuyomi replied, unaware of the steadily growing ire of her sword wielding opponent.
The blonde turned, the tail-like portion of his tunic/dress trailing the ground as he faced the girl. He smiled benignly with his eyes closed as he spoke. "If you desire it, then prove that you can take what you desire with your own hands. If you desire me then prove your worth and I shall give you what you desire."
This got the crowd and the class blushing, none more so than his apprentice, at the claim and the obvious statement he was trying to make. Both the males and females could barely stop their noses from bleeding as the cute girl was simply offering herself to the swordswoman, provided that said swordswoman could defeat her. It was a cliché found in more pervy anime and manga, and any identification to the sweet person that arrived before was wiped away as he continued speaking.
"But fail and I will eradicate you from the face of the Earth and from existence," His smile becoming decidedly less benevolent, as his eyes revealed blackened sclera and white iris. His presence flared in a way that resembled a large white halo floating and wings floating behind him. "Nothing, not even ashes will remain if you fail."
The class members of Mahora could only step backwards at the imposing aura of this being in front of them. Some distance away from this site, Eishun sighed as he felt the familiar presence and wisely decided to ignore it in favour of finishing his tea. To Tsukuyomi, this only had the effect of making her desire burn even brighter than it was before as she desperately squeezed her thighs closer together as if it will stem her desires.
Setsuna, who was completely used to this intimidating aura her onee-chan projected, felt only security in its vicinity, it was as if she was shrouded in a cloak that was making an effort not to crush her into a pulp. The power felt as if nothing in the world would move her from that spot should she wish it, not even the world. Absently she grasped the hilt of the smaller sword by her side, just next to the Yūnagi, the sword she used to wield constantly until she swore to only use when it was absolutely necessary.
Her onee-chan. All the power of eternity resting in the palm of her hands.
"Setsuna," Naruto said, getting the teen's attention. "Draw my sword."
Setsuna complied without hesitation, the blade shining brightly as the blade changed shape before their eyes. Where once it was the length of a child's practice katana, now was the same size and shape of her Yūnagi. Staring at the glass-esque sword, she wondered what else the sword was capable of as she turned to Naruto, only to find that he had vanished
"I leave this up to your hands," the disembodied voice of the blond said. "If you wish to protect me like you desired, then prove you can with your own hands."
[Later with Eishun]
"When are the brats getting here," Naruto muttered irritably with her mouth full, sitting lackadaisically while snacking on the food. "And where is the ramen?"
"They'll get here, when they get here," Eishun replied calmly sipping his tea. "And you know we don't serve ramen here after what you did."
"Geez, you destroy a forest or two one time and no lets you forget it."
Eishun could only chuckle lightly at the pouting blonde across him.
"If you didn't want to wait for them, perhaps you should have accompanied them earlier and helped them out," Eishun said.
"Screw that, they're big girls now," Naruto replied rather flippantly, waving his hand in a dismissive manner. "I trust that they can take care of it."
"I suppose, but it would be a shame of both your charges got hurt even though you promised to protect them from harm."
Naruto coughed as he choked on his food. "H-hey, are you trying to guilt trip me, 'cuz it ain't working." Unsurprisingly, he didn't sound very convincing. "Besides, this is a test for Se-chan. Yeah, a test. One of many that I definitely planned out beforehand."
"What test is she undergoing this time?"
Naruto's response was to chuckle mysteriously.
"You have no idea do you?"
The blonde threw a meat bun at the man with all the maturity of an eight year old, which was swiftly and deftly caught by Eishun.
"Mistakes might have been made." Naruto admitted reluctantly.
"What is the situation back at Mundus Magicus?" Eishun asked, changing the subject to something a bit more serious after a moment of silence, his light smile becoming a slight grimace.
"Not good. They are stirring more and more," Naruto nibbled on his food while he talked. "I had to cloister myself inside my own palace with them. To think that he would resort to hiding in it"
"Oh my? Cloister? Awfully big word Naruto-chan, are you sure you used it correctly?"
"I—yes… shut up. And don't call me 'chan'."
"And your identity? Do they know who you are?"
"No. At least I hope not. That person might've known all along, but he's done nothing to stop me so far."
Eishun furrowed his brow in thought. "That is troubling."
"On the bright side," Naruto began with a smile. "I spooked Rakan while I was there, got him to jump into his oasis. Can't believe I let him wield me, even if it was for a bit."
Despite what he would say he actually liked Jack Rakan, the man reminded him of Jiraya a lot, 'in a fucked up way' as he would put it.
"Sorry, but as I said before, I already had a sword."
"I can become any sword imaginable you ninny!"
"That is beside the point," was the amused reply
"You know what, shut the hell up!"
"Are you pouting?"
"No!"
[Much Later]
"So… you're saying that the brat there is your teacher?"
"Yes."
"…"
"…"
"Bwahahaha!"
The sight of Naruto rolling on the floor laughing while the students from Mahora and Eishun watched on in amusement slight exasperation.
"Onee-chan!" Setsuna and Konoka cried out in embarrassment, cheeks flushed at how their surrogate elder sister/brother was acting.
"Really Naruto-chan, this isn't the weirdest thing you've seen before," Eishun chided good humouredly.
"Don't call me 'chan' ya ninny," he replied in outrage, throwing his chopsticks at the man as if they were knives, who dodged with ease. Everyone became slightly unnerved at how easily the smaller one made two chopsticks stick to the wall in such a forceful manner.
"Oh why not Naru-chan?" Asakura Kazumi, the red headed teen with a pineapple hairstyle that reminded Naruto of Anko, asked. "A cute girl like you, I think it fits."
Setsuna and Konoka, reacted immediately, pinning down the blonde before he could maul the redhead like an angry bear. Observers could only sweatdrop at the reaction, while Asakura backed away from the irate blonde slowly.
"W-was it something I said?" the reporter asked nervously.
"Naruto-chan is sensitive about that," Eishun replied amusedly.
"A-ah, sorry then," Asakura said awkwardly to the blonde.
"That's fine," Naruto replied, instantly subdued, causing the two girls holding him to fall over.
'Is she/he bipolar?' were the collective thoughts of the people.
"Anyways, I'm tired from travelling, I'm gonna hit they hay" Naruto said, standing and leaving for his room, but not before leaving with a parting comment. "Oh and by the way, I'm a guy."
The shocked looks on everyone's, bar Eishun, face was amusing enough. Konoka looked disillusioned at the person they saw as their 'onee-chan' not being a girl. Setsuna had already knew after they had first bathed together many years ago, but it was still weird to her ears. They both looked at each other and nodded, before standing and following after the blonde.
"Looks like Naruto-chan has explaining to do," Eishun said in amusement.
"Onee-chan," the voice disturbing his sleep called.
'No~' he thought, shoving himself deeper into his pillow.
"Onee-chan!" the voice was more insistent.
"Go away," he said, or rather he thought he said. In reality only garbled words came out of his mouth.
"Onee-chan!" there were two voices and they were getting louder.
Without bothering to think about it any longer, Naruto reached out grabbed the two disturbing his sleep and yanked them down.
And that was how, we come upon the scene of Konoka Konoe being used as a bed for both Setsuna and Naruto, as the blonde spooned the swordswoman as if she was a teddy bear. Essentially, they were not doing anything they had planned on doing once they got to their onee-chan's room. Well one of them planned on having all three of them sleeping in the same bed after they had finished their talk, so technically one did accomplish something so far.
"You two know better than to disturb my sleep," Naruto slurred tiredly.
"How mean onee-chan," Konoka muttered tearfully. "We haven't seen you in years and this is how you treat us?"
Setsuna could barely focus under the warmth and embrace of her beloved onee-chan so not much would have been added from her end. All she could do is shiver as the blonde nuzzled his nose gently on the back of her neck, sending her visage aflame. It didn't help that Naruto was completely flush against her and she could feel everything. Everything.
"Sorry," Naruto muttered sleepily, ignoring the way the raven haired swordswoman was rubbing herself against him. The fact that he knew she was doing this subconsciously had him very curious. But he had lived for too long to get a boner at every girl that rubs on him. "You know, if didn't know you better, I would have thought that you're teasing me Se-chan."
That brought the half crow back to reality. And that reality was her essentially grinding her entire back at whatever she could of his front. Teenage hormones, especially that of a hanyō, are extremely hard to ignore and even a disciplined warrior like her was no match to emotions.
Needless to say, she almost jumped off if the blonde hadn't pulled her tightly back.
"Mah, s'okay, it's a natural reaction, it's not hurting anyone," the still half-asleep blonde muttered.
Unsurprisingly, the declaration did not do anything to still the crow's beating heart.
"We'll take tomorrow, alright? I need my rest and you both do too," Naruto uttered with finality before falling fast asleep.
"Night onee-chan," Konoka muttered, knowing she would never be able to pry the other one from their sleepy state, as she too soon fell into slumber.
"N-night," Setsuna hastily replied, her face still burning in her embarrassment.
With how close both her most precious people were, it would be a while before she got any sleep.
END
As is implied, Setsuna still hasn't grasped the true abilities of the sword and this is not just changing shape either.
Next Chapter: The things one does for these brats and the world through the eyes of a sage
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