The Daleks had finished mapping out their plan. They were going to exterminate the entirety if reality. They were as excited as Daleks could be and one particular excited Dalek went to the storage room to gather some equipment for celebration. There he found something he never could have thought possible.
A Cyberman.
The Cyberman and Dalek looked at each other, surprised that their first instincts were not to delete and exterminate the other. In fact, they were feeling something else. Something they had never felt before. They were both genetically engineered beings and their creators thought it imprudent to allow such desires to continue. But they just looked so sexy that they managed to, this time, overcome their programming.
They edged closer to each other. The Cyberman leaned forward and whispered as seductively as it could with its monotone voice, "Fuck me, Dalek. Fuck me hard."
The Dalek did not need to be told a third time. Their plunger was slowly rising, not to pick up a contract, but to put it in what the Dalek presumed would be the most beautiful place in the world: The Upgraded Vagina.
The Cyberman got on all fours and thrust its cyberass into the air. The Dalek aimed carefully and inserted its plunger into the wonderful folds before it.
What a lovely vagina it was. The metal lips were so smooth and silky (despite being made of copper) that the Dalek ran the plunger over them slowly, sending shivers up the cyberspine. The plunger made its way deeper into The Upgraded Vagina, but it couldn't get very far in, this upset the Cyberman very much and it began to cry tears of lighter fluid.
'WE-NEED-LUB-RI-CA-TION" the Dalek cried.
It removed the plunger from The Upgraded Vagina and connected it to a teleportation device. A pot of mlookhiyeh appeared before them.
"What. Is. This." the Cyberman asked.
"A-HUMAN-FAMILY'S-DINNER" the Dalek responded.
The Cyberman inserted a cyberfinger into the mlookhiyeh and said, "This. Will. Be. Most. Efficient."
The Dalek dipped it's plunger into the stew as far as it would go. When the plunger was completely covered, they decided it was lubricated enough to once again venture into The Upgraded Vagina.
The plunger slammed in and reached the Upgraded Cervix with no difficulties. The mlookhiyeh proved to be successful. They fucked for hours this way, dipping the plunger back into the mlookhiyeh if too much had dripped off. Sometimes, they alternated and placed the plunger on the Upgraded G-Spot and pushed and sucked on that.
After what felt like a short time, they both reached their orgasms.
"That. Was. Quite. Outstanding" the Cyberman said.
"YES-IT-WAS" the Dalek agreed.
"Shall. We. Do. It. Again." the Cyberman asked.
"THAT-SOUNDS-DELIGHTFUL" the Dalek said.
"Just. Let. Me. Perform. This. Act. Please." the Cyberman said.
It leaned down and cleaned the mlookhiyeh left over with its cybertongue and the Dalek groaned with ecstasy.
After the plunger was cleaned, The Dalek teleported another vat of mlookhiyeh from another family's dinner table for them to use as the universe's best lubricant.