A/N: Nyaaah. I'm so happy I got reviews. Other than Cat's. My head is spinning with Japanese since I've been communicating with 3 people from Japan in Japanese. but I'll try to write good English, yes?

…I look at stats and I see: 35 hits, 4 reviews. Interesting, ne? OMOSHIROI.

DISCLAIMER: WHEEEEEEE. See last chapter. D

((I'm hyper. I researched nicotine withdrawal too.))

Shigure stirred the little pieces of carrot in his instant ramen around with his chopsticks. The soup tasted funny, so he didn't feel like finishing it. Meanwhile, Aaya was "changing" in Yuki's room. He was only upstairs, but Shigure felt so lonely. His vision blurred into and out of focus, and he considered going out to the backyard where he buried an emergency pack. He is a dog, after all.

As his thoughts wandered, the cup of ramen disappeared. The chopsticks turned into ants. He fought back a tear, then screamed across the house, "AAYAAA! WHY DOES YOUR MAGIC STUFF KEEP DISAPPEARING! WAAAAAHHH…." He covered his face with his hands and fell over.

"Gure! Everything will be alright!" Ayame waltzed down the stairs in a different outfit than he came in (remember, he owns a clothes shop for men's fantasy romances). A fluffy shojo background magically appeared behind him and his yellow eyes sparkled like… dog pee. He was wearing a long black dress, a lightweight black cape, and a huge wizard's hat that kept falling over his beautiful dog-pee-like eyes. After the moment of seriousness, the shojo background evaporated. he put on his happy-no-cares-in-the-world grin and skipped over to Shigure, waving his hands like a pansy. "Look! I'm a wizard!" He pulled out a pink baton with the cloth on the end so you can make pretty designs in the air. "Look at my magic wand! MAGIC!"

Shigure sniffed.

"Don't you like magic?" Ayame questioned, looking sullen.

"…"

"Behold the power which is magic! …"

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH…." Shigure resumed his previous crying like a baby.

Ayame blanked. He twirled his MAGIC wand valiantly around Shigure's head. Then he shouted, "Maniacally Agitated Gorgeous Icy Creature!"

Sesshoumaru appeared for less than a second and then disappeared with a pink poof. Ayame blinked and Shigure stopped crying. "Mr. Sexxy?" the crybaby asked.

"No!" Ayame shouted and poked the wand at Shigure's mouth. A pacifier appeared, and Shigure sat there, content. Aaya sighed and pushed the wizard hat back above his eyes. "Oh dear, the sun is setting! I guess that I must spend the night with you, for some crazy rapist might come attack me in the dark! Do you agree?"

Shigure forgot about the lack of nicotine in his system and raised an eyebrow. He shot the most lustful and handsome look that he could at Aaya, even with a pink and yellow pacifier in his mouth.

"But what, oh what shall we do till the sun rises and it is safe once again?" Ayame questioned, and winked at his immature friend.

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The two lay in bed. Ayame's hair was everywhere. Shigure snored with the pacifier still in his mouth. There was a laptop near the foot of the bed, still on and making weird noises. Shigure opened a bloodshot eye and noticed the laptop still on. He nudged Aaya, but he didn't wake up.

Gure crawled on his stomach over to the laptop. As he did, he pulled his kimono shut and rubbed his eyes. Soon he felt the arms of a still drowsy Aaya around his chest and the man lying on top of him.

"Gure… I'm don't wanna wake up yet…"

Shigure pulled the pacifier out and set it on the bed beside him. "Oh, I'm sorry Aaya. But can you believe that we played Starcraft: Brood War all night long?"

A/N: And what were YOU thinking! Perverts.