I do not own Harry Potter or Yugioh GX, no matter how badly I wish i did
Dear Professor McGonagall ,
I'm sorry, but I am going to have to decline your invitation to attend Hogwarts. It's sounds cool and all, but I'm not going. And my last name is no longer Potter. It's Yuki. Let me explain.
When I was eight, those abusive bastards called my relatives took me on a trip to Japan. At first, I thought they were finally being nice to me. Do you know what happened? The fat walrus I used to call my uncle beat me and dumped me in an orphanage. A few months later, I was adopted by the Yuki family. Now, I live in Japan with my adopted parents, Kazuki and Sadaka Yuki (granted that they're not home most of the time because of work), and my adopted brother (who is my age), Jaden Yuki. I'm not going all the way to England just to learn magic. Besides, me and Jaden plan on going to another boarding school when we're 15.
You see, I'm sure you know about the popular card game, Duel Monsters (If you haven't, you seriously been missing out). Me and Jaden are both Duelists (I duel with a Gladiator Beast deck while Jaden duels with an Elemental Hero deck) and we're planning on going to Duel Academy (a school that trains Duelists to become Pro Duelists, it was founded by Seto Kaiba) when we're both 15.
Again, thank you for the offer, but I'm going to have to decline. Please do not contact me again. If you do try to contact me again, my parents said that they're going to contact their lawyers to file a case of harassment.
Sincerely,
Harry James Yuki