Neo was at the computer making a very goodly story for the internet.
"I am at the computer and my story is very goodly" he said.
But then Zombie Bella and Zombie Dumbledore and Harry Potter were there.
"Why are you here instead of in Harry Potter world." Said Neo.
"Harry Potter world is invaded by zombies so we run away to the Matrix" replied Bella to Neo.
"Then I will make you some pancakes" said Neo as he went to make some pancakes.
"Yay I'm a zombie now so I won't get teen angst any more" said Bella because zombies don't get teen angst."
"Oh noes):" said Dumbledore. "Harry is not a zombies so he will get teen angst.
Then Harry died from teen angst.
"I am back with the pancakes" said Neo.
"Mmmm" Said Dumbledore. "These pancakes are very goodly."
"But all I have is waffles ):" said Neo. "Because I made all my pancakes for you." And then he ate a waffle.
"That is very badly" said Dumbledore.
"Yes" said Neo. "Very badly so I will kill you!"
Neo pulled out a gun and shot everybody till they were dead.
"Yay!" said Neo. "Now I can write a very goodly story."
He wrote
And then Uncle Scrooge was mad at looey dooey and the other one.
"I'm very mad!" said Uncle Scrooge. "I will send you to prison because of my angry!"
Uncle Scrooge called up the poo lice to arrest looey dooey and the other one but looey dooey and the other one didn't want to go to jail so they killed him.
"Why did you kill him!" said the police officer who was already there.
"He was going to make us jail!" said hooey looey and the other one.
"Well you are going to jail for killing him!" the police officer replied as he put them in jail forever for killing him.
"There!" said Neo. "I have finished a very goodly story for the internet!"
"But Neo!" said Agent Smith. "How can you when you have no mouth." And then Neo had no mouth.
"Oh no!" Mr Anderson said after. "Zombies!"
And then zombies came and ate Neo's brain but because Neo couldn't eat brains because he had no mouth he made a bad zombie.