The next day was even weirder, after Zetsu turned back to normal, Kakuzu was a baby! Everyone was in the dining room, waiting for Itachi to finish breakfast. Hidan came walking in with baby-Kakuzu strapped to his leg, literally. Kakuzu had gotten up that morning and attached himself to Hidan's leg with his threads. When they walked in, already warning the Akatsuki of what happened thanks to Hidan's mouth, everyone sighed. Itachi started getting edible food for a baby to eat ready and Sasori got up to get the high chair they had found in the nearby dump.
"Would someone please (BEEPING) get this (BEEPING) little (BEEP) off my (BEEPING) leg?!" Hidan shouted. Konan got up and coaxed Kakuzu off of Hidan's leg and started holding him in her arms.
Kakuzu had light brown skin with dark brown fluff for hair on his head. His stitched were like tiny scars all over his body and he had light green orbs for eyes. He was already wearing a little black shirt with a money symbol on it and dark blue pants. In his tiny little hand he held one ryo, which was in a death grip. Hidan started complaining on how he had a 'wonderful' moring, waking up to a little stitch face and a curious smile.
"I think I finally understand on how this jutsu is going around." Pein started. "Everytime it hits a member, the age they turn increases by one year or a couple of months. This is going to be hilarious to see all of you as kids." "What do you mean all of us? If you remember clearly Leader-sama, you and Konan ate a piece of the pie to." Sasori said with a smirk on his wooden features. "True, but unlike you guys, I am made out of paper and Pein is a seperate body." Konan explained. "I can turn into paper in an instant, so some food just doesn't get to my stomach, instead it turns into extra paper for my jutsu. And Pein has six different bodies, so whatever he eats just seperates equally to his other bodies." She finished.
"Oi! That's not fair! That means you guys get off easy while the rest of us get the bad end of the deal?!" Kisame said "(BEEPERS)" Hidan yelled. Kakuzu then held out the 'curse jar' to Hidan. "You have got to be (BEEPING) kidding me! Even as a (BEEPING) baby he still knows how to rip me off..." Hidan put three ryo into the jar and Kakuzu walked off happily to the living room to count his money.
"Breakfast is ready" "Finally! I'm starving!" Everyone yelled, then they all started to enjoy the meal. Hidan was about to take a bite out of his waffles until Kakuzu stole the plate out from right under him. "OI! GET BACK HERE WITH MY (BEEPING) WAFFLES!!!" Hidan yelled, getting his scythe. Kakuzu let out a yelp and took off with Hidan in tow. They ran all over the house until Pein tripped Hidan and Kakuzu, sending them into seperate corners. They pouted and glared at eachother almost all day.
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Kakuzu and Hidan were in the corners all day yelling insults to eachother, except for when Kakuzu needed to be changed and Hidan had to do his rituals. Let's just say they weren't really a 'happy' Zombie duo. Itachi had just layed out the dinner with the help of Deidara and Konan when they heard a scream. They dropped a couple of dishes as everyone ran into the living room. When they got there, they saw Hidan looking scared staring at Kakuzu who was curled up in a ball on the ground.
"I-I don't know w-what happened! One moment h-he was yelling at me th-then he screamed!" Hidan said, shaking. Kakuzu was whimpering and shaking. Konan ran over and turned Kakuzu over looking at him and let out a gasp. Kakuzu's other four masks were coming into his back, signaling that his four hearts came in. They backed away from him, not wanting to disturb the process. After a couple of minutes he finally settled down, lying on the ground. Konan cauciously went over to him and turned him over. He had fallen asleep.
"He's asleep, I'm going to go put him down now. Hopefully, he won't wake up in pain." Konan said and walked over to Hidan's and Kakuzu's room. Everyone went back to what they were doing shakily. Kisame and Deidara helped out Itachi and picked up the broken glass. "I hope the next person will be a little more calm" Deidara said, Kisame and Itachi shaking their heads in agreement. Boy were they wrong.
AU: I'm so sorry for not updating this sooner!!!!!! I've had a writer's block for both of my stories! If