Thank you for the reviews, we each have are own opinion. ObsidianWarrior you are right about the house fire thing, I make mistakes a lot like this one. To the other you and other have said, it is not exactly a humour fic it's just more humour than anything else. And I'm not diving into the story straight away this is basically a prologue to what's to come. And we do not know the relationship between Haruhi and her parents. Sorry for the wait but my openoffice wasn't working.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except this gun I plan on shooting whoever gets in my way next (Most likely Haruhi).
Kyon's bedroom
I wake up the next morning to something different. Instead of my sister it's Haruhi working with my sister. I bet I have bruises all over my body right now. "KYON!" Haruhi yells straight in my ear. I roll out of bed holding my ears. Haruhi smirked at her work. "Haruhi, did you have to yell straight in my ear!" I yelled back. She just stuck out her tongue. Why did I let her in again? Never mind, I've got to get to school.
Hill walk
Now, I usually complain how much I hate this hill, but I was wrong, it's nowhere near as annoying, as today. Not only was there the hill, there was Haruhi. She was talking about new schemes, that involve taking advantage of me. Haruhi actually stopped her ranting for minute and said something. "Kyon, I'm sorry if I'm not being very nice to you" She said. I stare at her as if she's crazy. Haruhi apologising. Better take it before she retracts the offer. "It's alright Haruhi" I say. "Right, I know what were going to do today" She says with that "I'm going to do something crazy smile". "We're going to get costumes for you and Koizumi this time". I freeze. "How are you going to do that, you have no money" I say hoping this works. "I'm going to use yours" She says and starts running towards the school gate. "What?" I say and run after her.
Clubroom
Today went pretty smoothly. I slept through class and Haruhi wouldn't stop bugging me. And right now I was being dragged by the collar up the stairs. And of course the person holding my collar was Haruhi. She burst through the clubroom door, chucked me into my seat and jumped into her own. She started typing away on the computer. I look over the table to see Koizumi smiling at me. "Suzumiya-san, Kyon and I are going to go for a little chat on the roof" he asked Haruhi. "Sure go do whatever you want, just be back here in 10 minutes" Haruhi replied.
School roof
I glared at Koizumi. "You knew this was going to happen, didn't you!" I asked. "Kyon, it was obvious where she was going to go" Koizumi answered. "See how it goes with, at least". I sighed. "Fine" I say giving up. "What's so wrong with Haruhi?" Koizumi asked. "What other reason do I need other than it's Haruhi" I say. Koizumi just sighed.
Clubroom
"This is perfect" Haruhi said still looking at the computer.
Sorry for the short chapter.