A Series of Letters

by Dunkz4dayz

Due to behavior problems that have recently arisen among the smashers. Our favorite disembodied left hand created a system in which a smasher may write a letter to any other smasher and say whatever they want. However, what WILL the smasher's say? Who will they write to? That can be decided by YOU, I obviously decide what they say (the rating is uncertain at the moment)

2. Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I'm not sure why we need this since the name of the site is fanfiction... but I don't own anything... yet... hehehehe

Dear Marth

Well, I know there's a chance that Master Hand won't give this to you, but I just had to know the answer to this question and well, I was too nervous to ask any of the grown ups, and most of the other kids didn't know (Ness started laughing... a lot). So I just had to put it out on here

Are you a girl?

Please please please please please please please please PLEASE don't be mad at me. I mean, it's really confusing because you sorta look like one of those girls with shorter haircuts (Sonic said the word was tomboys... why tom?) but at the same time you don't have the same form like Zelda. And then I don't speak japanese so I can't tell what you're saying in a brawl, and your cries are KINDA high pitch (PLEASE don't be mad at me) I mean I kinda think you're a boy, but at the same time I think you're a girl too. I tried asking people how to tell the difference for sure, Ganondorf almost told me, but then Peach dragged him away by the ear (Which looked like it hurt) and yelled at him about innocence. I also kinda bet that you were a girl when Popo created a bet about what are you with some of the other kids, (Please don't be mad at us) most of them agreed with me. Toony asked Ike if you were a boy, and Ike broke down and wouldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes. Nana asked Wolf and he said that you were the biggest girly-girl he had ever seen (I thought it was pretty mean but most of us are scared of him). I'm mostly kinda positively somewhat sure that you're a boy (I heard Pit say to Samus that you were both... is that possible?) I know I'm kinda going on about this and this might be a long paragraph for you to read, but if you do this, pleeeeeeaaaase don't be mad?

From,

Lucas

P.S I bet fifteen smash coins

Whew, you know, it's much harder than I thought it was to come up with the topics of the letters, I know I did a very bad Lucas right there, I'm trying to work on the character's voices. Anyways, I really appreciate the suggestions and the reviews. It makes me feel much better knowing that you guys are reading this, and no, I will never hold this story hostage for reviews. As always, suggest which smashers are next in the reviews section, and I will update tomorrow!