Shadus: I honestly forgot to update here.
Disclaimer: He does not own warriors.
Shadus: Poor Jayfeather, crazy Lionblaze, smart Hollyleaf. What will those three uncover? I don't hate Graystripe, I'm just adding humour to this.
Day 2
Tigerstar: Hello welcome back to the much more interesting Warriors Survivors.
Ferncloud: You look much more calm and happier than last time.
Tigerstar: Now that our secret manager has told what will happen next, I'm happy for myself.
Sandstorm: Who's the secret host?
Squirrelflight on a screen: MEE!
Tigerstar: You were called secret for a reason, dammit. Anyway, were all going to leave you on this island for several days now.
Mistystar: Is it almost working?
Hollyleaf: It's almost done, we can leave this place soon.
Rosetail: Finally a good place to scratch. *scratches thing/hot air balloon*
Hollyleaf: ...
Mistystar: ...
Hollyleaf: Almost... 1/8 done.
Mistystar: Drat.
Tigerstar: After I introduce you all. First up, Mistystar, the one that is born a leader.
SFX – Applause.
Mistystar: Oh thanks guys. That's such a high praise!
Tigerstar: Who is to overcautious.
Mistystar: They still like me.
Hollyleaf: Still trying to fix this thing.
Tigerstar: Next up, Graystripe, the fail leader!
Graystripe: WOOHOO!
SFX – silence
Graystripe: Thank you so much. They appreciate me so much that they're speechless.
Ashfur: They sure are.
Berrynose: Is he worse than Lionblaze?
Ashfur: They're almost the same.
Berrynose: I wonder why Leafpool had kits with Crowfeather.
Breezepelt: *stops eating*
Tigerstar: Next up, Moonflower.
Moonflower: LALALALALALA!
Tigerstar: The annoyer 500.
Blackstar: You have no idea how worse having the annoying orange sing beside you for an hour.
Tawnypelt: Annoying?
Blackstar: *gasp* how did you know?
Tigerstar: Next up, the real one that is born and prophesied to be a leader. The master of landscapes.
Blackstar: Me.
Tigerstar: The fastest thinker and runner.
Crowfeather: Me.
Tigerstar: The commander of greatness.
Blackstar and Crowfeather: Me.
Tigerstar: The Emperor of awesome. Man, I hate being forced to read the script.
Squirrelflight TV: Just do it.
Icecloud: That would be me. How do you feel now that you're going to lose to a she-cat?
Hawkfrost: I don't know, you tell me...
Icecloud: ...
Hawkfrost: I got to stop taking lessons from Darkstripe.
Flashback...
Darkstripe: You're so fat, the doctor said that you ought to drop some pounds *laughs* you know, for health issues.
Reality...
Tigerstar: - Leafstar.
Hawkfrost, Crowfeather, Icecloud and Blackstar: WHAT?
Icecloud: Now can you tell me how is it to feel to lose to a she-cat?
Hawkfrost: I don't know you tell me... That actually worked!
Blackstar: How could she be the perfect leader?
Tigerheart: I don't know. But she IS kinda attractive.
Blackstar: *smacks Tigerheart*
Tigerheart: Ow. Sorry, I promise I won't desire to mate with another leader that is several months older than me even though she looks young but she is in a different clan made by a kittypet called Firestar.
Blackstar: Grrr. *looks at Leafstar* Hmmm.
Tigerstar: Next, Ferncloud, the one that can easily hunt down spies and tricksters.
Ferncloud: The secret was up already. Dammit, now those tricksters know me.
Tigerstar: Next up, the hot tempered one-
Tawnypelt: Blackstar.
Blackstar: You seriously think that's me?
Tawnypelt and Tigerheart: Yeah.
Tigerheart: I mean no.
Blackstar: Just don't tell anyone about it.
Tawnypelt: Don't worry, I won't tell Rowanclaw we mated last night.
Tigerstar: You two realize I have to stop and inform you that you are worldwide speaking and no one can hide what they say.
Tawnypelt: * * * *
At Shadowclan...
Rowanclaw watching TV: ! WHY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hey Applefur, want to make out?
Applefur: Sure.
Survivor Island...
Tigerstar: As I was saying-
Lionblaze: HERBS!
Tigerstar: As I was saying-
Rosetail: Be quiet, I'm sleeping.
Tigerstar: As I was say- *grabs tranquilizer and shoot Graystripe*
Graystripe: The grate Gray- *falls asleep*
Tigerstar: You're all predicta-
Dustpelt: COOKIE!
Tigerstar: EVERYONE SHUTUP!
Everyone except Rosetail: *murmur* blah blah blah.
Rosetail: Quiet!
Everyone: Silence.
Tigerstar: The easily annoyed one is Crowfeather.
Crowfeather: What do I get?
Tigerstar: Nothing.
Crowfeather: K... See, I'm not that hot tempered.
Breezepelt: So is it okay if I tell you that I burned down your favorite book?
Crowfeather: YOU!
Tigerstar: Next up, Brainzilla of all warriors the smartest of the smarts, Hollyleaf.
Hollyleaf: Busy fixing the parachute.
Tigerstar: May I say to you that if you win, you can travel to the past to meet with the smartest twolegs.
Hollyleaf: I'm here.
Tigerstar: Next up, Blackstar.
Blackstar: Don't I get some cool nicknames?
Tigerstar: It says an important info that your names should just be pronounced Blackstar, not Blackstar the leader or anything else. The manager just wanted your name to be Blackstar.
Blackstar: Dammit.
Tigerstar: Next up, the guardian of the forest... Dammit, Darkstripe, stop scribbling in the papers. Next one is the jungle cat warrior, my grandson, Tigerheart.
Tigerheart: Yay!
Tigerstar: Next one, the one with the common sense.
Berrynose: That will surely be me.
Ashfur: I bet it's me.
Berrynose: I bet you one mousetail it's me.
Ashfur: Bet is on.
Tigerstar: Sandstorm.
Ashfur: Bet's off.
Berrynose: Old granny is-
Sandstorm: *throws a pebble at Berrynose*
Berrynose: OW! MY EYE!
Ashfur: Hang on, I'll save you. *performs CPR on Berrynose*
Berrynose: You piece of mouse dung! There's a pebble in my eye! *continues screaming*
Icecloud: Want me to kiss you so it can heal?
Berrynose: I'm Okay.
Icecloud: MY WHOLE LIFE IS OVER!
Berrynose: *waits till Icecloud left* OW! MY EYE!
Ashfur: I just need something sharp. It could be this wooden stake or the Fox trap.
Berrynose: OW! *continues screaming*
Lionblaze: *sinister smile* this would be all over soon.
Berrynose and Ashfur: gulp.
Lionblaze: *uses herb on Berrynose*
Berrynose: Spicy! *screams and runs around*
Lionblaze: Pebble problem fixed.
Tigerstar: Good job son.
Lionblaze: *evil glare*
Tigerstar: Next one is Lionblaze, he's a herb addict. That's all I can say.
Lionblaze: HERBS RULE!
Berrynose: HEEEELP! *runs past*
Icecloud: I'll help you! *chases Berrynose*
Tigerstar: Next ones are Icecloud, the hopelessly romantic one, Berrynose and Ashfur, naive but both of them are sane.
Tawnypelt: What about us father?
Tigerstar: Yeah, I won't be wasting time anymore. Next are Tawnypelt, a great fighter, and Willowshine the unlucky one.
Willowshine: That is so true. *an anvil falls on her* how did this happen?
Tigerstar: Next up, my favorite son-
Squirrelflight TV: Brambleclaw isn't here.
Tigerstar: Not him. I meant Hawkfrost, the cunning, intelligent, a great warriors and hunter and full of secrets. And none of you are aware of it.
Breezepelt and Willowshine: Huh?
Tigerstar: Nothing. Next up, the idiot, I'm sure everyone agrees to this, Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: NYANYANYA!
Ferncloud: This happened to him because he ate a grenade.
Lionblaze and Willowshine: I'll catch a grenade for you!
Tigerstar: The annoying piece of * * * * is next. Rosetail.
Rosetail: QUIET! *sleeps*
Tigerstar: That's everyone.
Breezepelt: Forgetting someone?
Tigerstar: No.
Breezepelt: You forgot to introduce me!
Tigerstar: Fine, the annoying piece of fat, Breezepelt.
Breezepelt: Wow.
Tigerstar: Now here it is.
Everybody turns to twolegs.
Dustpelt: I HAVE FINGERS!
Tigerstar: First, you'll all be twolegs and will be living in different sections of this large island. Every day, two teams will do challenges as the other two relax or work. There would also be teams with five members each. First team is Leafstar, Hollyleaf, Tawnypelt, Sandstorm and Tigerheart. A really great team.
Leafstar, Tawnypelt: Yeah!
Tigerheart: WOOHOO!
Hawkfrost: Looks like this will be an easy win.
Hollyleaf: I prefer not to strain my voice. I might need it on a challenge.
Tigerstar: Second is Mistystar, Willowshine,
Icecloud, Hawkfrost, and Graystripe, all are somewhat related to water except for Icecloud unless you count her tears that always make a flood.
Icecloud: I know how to swim Berrynose since I always practice in my flood of tears! I'll save you from your gruesome pain!
Mistystar: My team's a failure. But with my instincts, I'll lead them to victory!
Hawkfrost and Graystripe to each other: You!
Graystripe: Zombie!
Mothwing and Willowshine: EEP!
Mothwing: *jumps on tree branch*
Willowshine: *jumps on air and falls down* Ow.
Hawkfrost: IDIOTS!
Tigerstar: Third team, Berrynose, Ashfur, Crowfeather, Breezepelt and Blackstar. Failure.
Blackstar: You got to be * * * *ting me. This is worse than Mistystar's team.
Mistystar: HAHA!
Berrynose: THE PAIN!
Ashfur: I'm going to find water!
Crowfeather: Just plain annoying.
Breezepelt: All of them are annoying.
Tigerstar: Fourth team, Rosetail, Dustpelt, Lionblaze, Moonflower and Ferncloud.
Rosetail: *snores*
Dustpelt: Haha*pokes snail* Hehe.
Lionblaze: *whistles innocently as Berrynose runs by*
Moonflower: LABABABA! Time to lead the team to victory!
Ferncloud: At least I could assist everyone here.
Tigerstar: Now think of team-
Lionblaze: Here it is *waves a flag resembling a lion*
Tigerstar: -name.
Lionblaze: Aww.
Team one: STAR TEAM!
Team two except for Icecloud: RIVERWALKER TEAM!
Icecloud: LOVERS!
Everyone: ...
Icecloud: *cries*
Third Team: *prepares to say it*
Tigerstar: Third Team is the Last team.
Third team: (Ones that are in good standing) hey.
Fourth team: Tigerstar is awesome TEAM!
Tigerstar: Fourth team gets ¼ part of the map of this island!
Moonflower: Aren't I a genius?
Other: Yeah. Sure. Uh-hu.
Tigerstar: I'm leaving. *rides a helicopter conveniently placed beside him awhile ago* enjoy your days here. *looks on mirror* man do I look good as a twoleg.
Human Squirrelflight on helicopter: Umm, the manager won't like this.
Tigerstar: What is happening?
Squirrelflight: This. *shows screen*
Screen shows...
Ashfur: I'll get some water. *grabs barrel and chases Berrynose* Here Berrynose. *splashes Berrynose with barrel*
Berrynose: *coughs* its gasoline!
Everybody else: Mouse dung.
SFX – Explosion.
Helicopter...
Tigerstar: That's one heck of an explosion. The manager is probably watching this so he'll probably here right-
Human Scourge: *clings on helicopter* I'm here, sorry I'm late. There were fan girls after me and I have to lose them before I get here.
Tigerstar: Yup. How did you get here? Jumped?
Scourge: Human cannon. Come on, let's find the workers there and the survivors of the survivors for the Warriors Survivors.
Tigerstar: Well folks, tune in next time on Warriors! *camera zooms out* Survivors! *camera fades black*
Shadus Krifetalon: Poor warrior cats. Don't worry, they survived. Tune in next time, reviews highly motivate me. The more reviews, the more faster I'll update on this.