The tall grass!
That's right people I actually showed up again when I said I returned. Bet your all happy about that …. (if you know whats good for you then you better be happy about it)
When we had last left purple he was determined to get in to the tall grass without a pokemon despite professor oaks refusal. Lets see if things are getting worse shall we?
" I am determined now! I will get in the tall grass without a pokemon, and if professor oak doesn't like it then he can just go suck it!" proclaimed purple
"only problem is I have absolutely no idea how I am going to do this leaving me with one option" said purple as he took out a blade from under his bed and charged outside
" I shall go into that tall grass and no one can get in my way!" screamed purple as he charged at oak and sliced off his head with the blade
" that was easier than I thought" said purple awkwardly
" I guess I can... what the fuck!" screamed purple as he fell to the floor watching professor oaks head float off the ground and back on his body.
"So that's how you want to play eh?" professor oak said as he struck an odd pose.
"Oak what are you going to do...?" said purple cautiously.
"burn in hell bitch! Ragnas rekotus rekoraz!" screamed professor oak as a huge fire ball fell from the sky and quickly approached purple.
"... hell no!" purple ran dodged the attack at the last second causing it to land on a 8 year old girls with oversized jugs wearing a T-shirt that is obviously way too small for her.
"... who was that" questioned purple.
" I think that was your now Ex female lead" Replied oak.
"Ok next question …. what the fuck was that shit!" Screamed purple. "when the hell have you ever seen any human do that in pokemon when!" Yelled purple who was both confused, and enraged.
" Oh your one to talk you little faggot you came at me with a blade!" screamed oak.
" You suck!" yelled purple as he stabbed the blade in oaks nuts causing him to fall to his knees.
"dam you!" said oak barley being able to speak.
Will purple now be able to enter the tall grass, or will oak manage to stop him even though he just got stabbed in the nuts? Find out next time on chapter 3!