Fangirls are watching

What happens when Sasuke forgets the warning of the fangirls? Why don't we find out?

Team 7 are on mission to find a missing five year old runaway… The search continues for hours when they hear,

"Help me"

Naruto was the first to spring into action. "It's coming from the river!"

Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi all followed behind him. They found the little five year old girl in the river, holding on to a half-submerged rock against the current.

"I'll save you!" Naruto said, brave as ever.

But just before he could jump in, a hand grabbed his arm. "Let Sasuke get this one, Naruto. Remember what happened last time?" Sakura said.

"No way! I can do this!"

"Hn. I can do it better." Sasuke said arrogantly as he jumped into the river a dragged the girl out safely.

"Go, Sasuke!"Sakura cheered.

Then all of a sudden . . . "Heeeeeyyyyaaaaaaaaaahhh!"

Two girls from nowhere attacked Sasuke.

"I'm Chante!"

"And I'm Zuki!"

"We're the Naruto Fangirls."

Both girls dragged Sasuke into the river and held his head under water until his face turned blue and then they pulled him out by the hair. Then Chante said, "Clearly you did not heed our warning!"

"So we came to punish you." Said Zuki.

Sakura's face turned red. "Let go of Sasuke, you B#$%s!"

"Shut up or I'll break your skinny, bony body." Said Chante.

"I'm sorry!" Sasuke said loudly, tears on his cheeks.

"Too late!" said the fangirls."

They shoved his head back into the river until his face turned purple, then indigo, then violet, and then every shade of purple you could think of. "What's the matter, Sasuke?" they asked together. "Can't take care of yourself?"

Sasuke's arms thrashed wildly in the water.

"Remember, Sasuke: Naruto's the greatest!"

At the hospital -

Sakura waited anxiously in the waiting room when the doctor walked out.

"How is he doing, doctor?"

The doctor hung his head. "I'm afraid he's in a coma. It could even be months before he wakes up. He also has to go for trauma counselling when he does wake up. Poor kid didn't know what hit him."

The doctor had a flash back of when they had brought in Sasuke on a stretcher. He lay there, in foetal position, with his eyes wide and sucking his thumb. The memory gave him chills down his spine.

"Go home, Sakura. You can visit him tomorrow."

And then the doctor walked away. Sakura fell on her knees and screamed.

"Curse you, Naruto Fangirls!"