After the whole "Vash eating the alarmingly hot chocolate" episode, we managed to introduce ourselves. Vash, understandably, was a little wary of Ace, but he seemed to be fine around me. So then I helped Vash move his stuff into his room. Afterwords, Ace called for us to come eat breakfast. But, Vash had refused to eat anything until he had seen us both take a bite of Ace's food. But he did manage to enjoy the meal, I think. Afterwords Ace decided she was going to take Vash clothes shopping because he couldn't go to many places with only his military uniform. He was really reluctant to go but Ace threatened to "dispose" of his guns, so he left to obtain the said clothes with Ace. I decided to make the most of the next few hours I would have to myself. I looked outside to see snow falling to the ground, It looks like it'll turn into a snow storm soon. I hope Ace and Vash get somewhere that they can wait out the storm. I guess I'll just make french toast and read a book. But, just my luck, the doorbell rang. I yanked open the door to see non other then green uniform guy standing there with another large crate, shit. I signed the from, green uniform guy wheeled in the new crate, and he left. Just after he left the storm really started to kick off. I rubbed my hands together and grabbed the manual, without looking at who it was, I opened it to a random page and started reading: Pour beer on the lid...you have got to be kidding me. I know only one unit that had that as a option for awaking, Prussia. I decided the best thing to do would be to scare the hell out of him. I lend close to the box and shouted in my best Lithuania impression,
"RUSSIA IS COMING TO GET YOU!" the crate started to shake and I barely had time to get out of the way before a certain albino burst out of the box screaming like a little baby girl man boy (a cookie to anyone who gets the references). I saw him run for the kitchen, I followed him. I entered the kitchen just in time to see the ex-nation trip over the upturned corner of the rug. I was shaking with uncontrolled laughter at the poor man's expense. Prussia narrowed his eyes at me,
"That's not very funny, little girl." Yes it is.
"I'm not a little girl you unawesome bastard, I'm 20." Prussia puffed out his chest, I inwardly smirked at his idiocy. Then he leaned a little too close to me.
"How about I show you an awesome time then, huh? I'll even let you see my whole five meters of awesomeness!"
Disgusted, I shoved him away.
"OK Prussia, you know what would be awesome right now? Some aspirin, because your giving me a headache!" I yelled at him. He almost seemed, hurt by the statement. But, I didn't care I was angry god damn it!
"And another thing, I know you have been only hitting on me for the past two minuets because I'm a D cup, but you know what? I'd like to see you carry this extra weight everyfreakenwhere! So don't you ever, ever try to flirt with me again! Now I'm going to lock myself in the bathroom for a while, and if you so much as walk by the door your five meters will become more like five centimeters! Got it!" I rubbed my forehead and stormed off to find aspirin, leaving Prussia standing alone and frightened in the kitchen. About a half an hour later Prussia must have worked us the courage to face his death because I herd a knock on the door to the bathroom I was currently reading in. Yes, I'm reading in the bathroom, while sitting on the edge of the sink. I grabbed a bar of soap and tossed it against the door. I heard a soft "eep" then the door opened a few inches. I saw a red eye peek through the crack. I raised one eyebrow, daring him to do something. The red eye squinted, then Prussia poked his whole head in.
"You know," he said, god his voice is annoying, "You remind me of France for some reason." I turned the page in my book, even though I wasn't really reading it.
"Here's an idea, maybe I have some French heritage." His eyes widened to almost unnaturally large proportions, it was a little strange.
"Really? I never would have guessed!"
"Of course not, you're a self absorbed idiot."
"That hurt...whats did you say your name was?"
"I didn't, it's Ivy. Also," I set down the book, "that didn't hurt, but this will" I yanked open the door and tried to tackle the albino. He, however, was just able to evade the attack. I glared at the back of his head as I watch him dart down the hall. I knew he wouldn't be able to leave the house without freezing to death, and I am the master of hide and seek. I rubbed my hands together, this will be fun.
(End note: How long can Prussia hid from Ivy? What will happen when she finds him? How are Ace and Vash going to brave the storm? Also, Ivy gets a new pet! Can anyone guess what the mystery pet is? Find out in the next chapter of "It's a love/hate thing" Asta la pasta!)