Warning: Slight OCCness, bad grammar and barely noticeable spelling mistakes, fluff? and everything else.
Disclaimer: Say it with me, "Fanfiction".
Grimmjow stood in the mirror, twisting side to side to stare at the jacket disdainfully. "Why do I have to wear this anyway? Last time I checked, I wasn't a captain. Plus, it covers up my uniform." The teal-haired Vizard frowned at just the thought of it. Ichigo rolled his eyes, adjusting his shihakusho.
"Yeah cause we all want to see you flaunt your body."
The elder turned to the strawberry, a frown on his face. "I'm sexy and you know it." Both Ichigo and the large cat merely snorted. The frown became a scowl as Grimmjow looked at the two. "You," he pointed to the large cat, "are supposed to be my zanpakutou and you," he walked over to tower over the orange-haired teen, "are supposed to be my lover." The teal-haired shinigami's face then took on a frightened and worried look. "What happened to my Berry-tan!?"
Ichigo snapped, kicking the elder in the shin and smirking slightly as he went down. His victory was short lived however when Urahara and Tessai walked into the room.
"Ready?"
"Just a sec'." Ichigo walked down the hall and looked into the room in the far right. "Pesche, watch over Nel please," and without waiting for a reply, walked back to the group. The teen stood straight and squared his shoulders. "I'm ready."
On the way out, Grimmjow stopped in front of Shawlong, who was standing in the kitchen doorway. "Make sure they don't blow anything up." The Arrancar bowed as he watched his leaders walk out the door.
"Don't do anything stupid."
"Oh you know they will." And Shawlong couldn't help but agree.
----x----
The two panted harshly as they stood across from each other in the large expanse of the training area under Urahara's shop. Dust and debris was everywhere, accompanied by the nearly destroyed terrain. Grimmjow sneered as he looked at the orange-haired teen.
"You piss me off Shinigami."
"I'm no more Shinigami than you are, Grimmjow."
"Tch."
With that, both shunpo'd towards each other, swords held high. But, before either could land a hit on the other, Tessai appeared between them and gripped the zanpakutous, ceasing their movement completely. "What the hell!?"
"Ah ah ah, now's not the time to be complaining. Besides, it's dinner time."
"Can't we at least finish this match?"
"Now if I did that, the entire shop would end up destroyed." Both Vizards looked at each other before shrugging. The pervert had a point.
----x----
"Hey, pervert, where are you!?" The six could hear the shout from their places around the table in a back room of the shop. Jinta sighed loudly. He'd been hoping that the stupid freeloader had left for good. No such luck. And he brought friends.
When the redhead pushed the screen open, he and the others – Rukia, Ishida, Orihime, Chad, and so on – had been surprised to see two oddly hair companions eating with the pervert and his workers. "Who the hell are these people?" Ikkaku finally asked.
"Ah ah ah~ That's no way to talk to Berry-tan and Grimmy-k-" The shop keeper was successfully knocked out from one well aimed kick to the head, courtesy of the strange blue-haired male. The teal-haired man sat back down next to the unknown redhead, straight face and all, to continue eating like nothing happened. Which, in his own mind, nothing did.
"Way to go kitty!" Jinta exclaimed, whooping from his spot on the floor. He stopped, however, when the elder in question glared at him, scowl fully in place. Tessai simply coughed, hoping to interrupt something bad from happening. He turned to look at the confused Shinigami.
"You are looking at former captain and lieutenant of Squad Six of Gotei 13." The massively large man stated, pointing to the blunett and redhead, who had blank faces on as they sipped their tea.
"C-Captain!?"
"Lieutenant!?"
"Squad S-Six?!"
"Remind me again why we quit, Ichi?" The blunett interrupted the gapping Shinigami with his emotionless question pointed at his companion, standing up after setting his cup down. The orange-haired teen stood up as well.
"Because people can't understand that someone like you has the brain capacity to run a sector of their all important burocracy?" The shorter of the two, most likely the former lieutenant, replied blandly as they made their way further into the shop, leaving the others utterly lost at what to do.
"That was unnecessary Ichi."
"And so are you."
"Why I outta-!"
----x----
"Come on! Lieutenant of squad six against former lieutenant of squad six – it'll be fun!" Urahara prodded, poking Renji insistently. The redhead just growled, smacking the other's hand away. The other redhead was looking out the window, bored.
"I agree! Besides, we'll finally get to see that beautiful face!" Rangiku insisted while making a pouting face along with Orihime, who had been conned into it; Hitsugaya felt like face palming. The group had stayed the night, hoping to learn more about the two strangers.
So far, they had been unable to get a proper glance at the former lieutenant's face, either receiving a smack or foot in the face for their efforts. The teen's blue haired companion had voiced his entertainment by laughing loudly at each failed attempt.
"I doubt he has as beautiful face as I do." Yumichika replied to Rangiku's earlier comment, brushing his ebony hair back over his shoulder. The orange-haired teen merely snorted in reply; Yumichika stood up at the obvious denial, stomping over to the other.
"What was that? If you have such confidence in your appearance then turn around and face me right now!" The feminine male exclaimed, anger written all over his face. The one in question turned his head slightly, not enough so that the people in the room could get a good look, but apparently enough for the redhead to look at the annoyed blackette through the corner of his eye.
"I could care less how you or I look. I just prefer not being the topic of discussion."
"Well you are for not showing us your face." Rukia huffed, annoyed.
"Ey!" Everyone in the room, except the one of discussion, turned around startled, coming face to face with the former teal-haired captain. The elder had a maniacal look on his face, showing off large canines as he smirked. "This punks giving you a hard time Ichi?"
The redhead in question hmph'd, annoyed at all the attention he was getting. He stood abruptly and swiftly, leaving between to space the elder had left between himself and the door, back to the others. Grimmjow – whose name they found out by interrogating Urahara – just grinned before walking out after him.
"Who exactly are they?"
"They're Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Ichigo Kurosaki." Nearly half the group screamed at Urahara's sudden appearance. The shop keeper just grinned before sitting down between Renji and Rukia. "Those two have a long history together – I don't think you could ever find a pair that could fit as well as they do."
"What's their history? Why'd they leave Soul Society?" Rukia questioned as Rangiku and Orihime made themselves comfortable beside her. Urahara rubbed his chin, leaning back slightly as he thought about it. Could it really hurt? He guessed not.
"Well, let's see. First, we have to start at the beginning.
"It was just two hundred years ago when Ichigo was still living. Under unusual circumstances, he became a substitute soul reaper and even infiltrated Seireitei. Of course, Grimmjow doesn't come into the story till much later.
"Grimmjow was a member of the Dectros, the sixth strongest in fact." Urahara cut off Ishida before he could question who the Dectros were. "They were a group of Arrancar who ruled Hueco Mundo, much like the Espada and Aizen's army, but they weren't in it for greed or power – they already had all they wanted. They were basically the Gotei 13 of Hueco Mundo.
"Now, now…how do we begin the actual story?"
Did I forget to mention that this story was mainly going to be humor? Well, now you know.
Anyway, the beginnings to the tale of Ichigo and Grimmjow! I didn't expect that to happen…it just sort of did. Don't kill me! But, if it makes up for it, I practically have chapter three done.
And for all those who care, chapter two of Soul Eater is still in the works, so…yeah. I promise it won't be long now…
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