Things get Crazier!
Isis: (Commercials ends) Welcome back. It's time to get this on the road.
Rayman: (Types) Wooh. We have so many fans, we couldn't keep up!
Raygirl: They're blowing up the PC!
Me: Get used to it.
Gonzo: Miss, do you have any drinks? I'm dehydrated.
Me: You'll have something to drink after the dares.
Gonzo: (Groans)
Raygirl: Ooh! Found some!
Dark Rayman: Well, don't just sit there! Tell us what they are!
Rayman: (Reads messages) We have Nightmare8765, Bast1001, Magic girl and Kooples.
Andre: I must say, this might be fun.
Andrea: Shut it!
Globette: Start with Nightmare8765, please.
Raygirl: (Reads) Oh you are our challengers. Leptys: Kiss the Leptina! I don't care if she brainwashes you. Dark Rayman: Tell us your emotions around Mr. Dark. Andrea: How did the hoodlum toxic Raygirl?
Andrea: THEY STILL FLIPPIN' REMEMBER THAT?
Me: Uh-huh.
Isis: Leptys, smooch smooch.
Leptys: Okay. (Puckers and pulls Leptina close to him. Her lips pressed against his)
Rayman: Oooooh, the Marley Show's gonna love the kiss. (Produces camera and starts videotaping the gods)
Leptina: (Thirty seconds later breaks the kiss) Oh, my Geb!
Leptys: You've never kissed anyone?
Leptina: No, first one actually.
Isis: That was disgusting. Dark Rayman, Tell us how you feel about Mr. Dark!
Dark Rayman: same as Bad Raygirl. Mr. Dark's an awful influence. He's greedy, stupid and only loves himself.
Andre: Ahem. (Points at camera)
Dark Rayman: Did I just say that on air?
Me: Oh, yeah!
Dark Rayman: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rayman: Drama queen. This dare's for Bad Raygirl. You have-
Andrea: Poisoning Raygirl wasn't hard. All Andre did was pour a deadly potion on the bullets and one direct hit…BOOM! You're as weak as a twig.
Rayman: This one's for Bad Raygirl and it's from Bast1001. You have to play a marimba.
Bad Raygirl: (Takes out a marimba)
Me: Play "Born to be Wild".
Bad Raygirl: (Bangs to make music. In singsong) Racing with the wind that the feeling I'm under.
Gonzo: Now play "She Doesn't Get It" by the Format.
Bad Raygirl: (Continues) All the girls pose the same for pictures. All the boys got the same girls' hair. Well, I am bored 'cause I feel much older. Look at me as if I got a reason to stare.
Rayman: Play "Rayman the Rayian".
Bad Raygirl: That's a tricky one. (Plays Rayman's theme song. At the end, does grimace face)
All: (Laugh like idiots)
Raygirl: Alright. Kooples said…
Woo! Another one! :3 um... let's see... Gonzo, fight against Andre in a karate match! Globette, have an epic race against Raygirl! Rayman-did Betilla really create you or do you have parents?
Andre: (Chuckles) Easy. Gonzo doesn't stand a chance.
Gonzo: Oh, yeah? (Rips off lab coat and was in a karate gee and a black belt)
Isis: To the arena!
(At the Truth or Dare arena)
Andre: I get the mouth guard, but what's with the orange bandana?
Me: For good luck.
Gonzo: Get ready, Fuzz Ball-san!
Isis: One...two...two and a half...two and a quarter...plum juice…three! FIGHT! (Andre puts on mouth guard)
Gonzo: Hi-yah! (Runs to Andre) Get ready for a double uppercut! (Both fists raises, but misses Andre)
Andre: (Grabs Gonzo's left arm) You're dead meat! (Gives Gonzo an arm burn)
Gonzo: Ouch! (Flips the black lum lord repeatedly)
Me: This is crazy. Why did we buy this arena in the first place?
Gonzo: (Karate punches Andre and Andre crashes into the wall) Die, Fuzz Ball-san!
Andre: (Gets up) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Karate chops Gonzo three times) HAH! YAH! UGH! (Gonzo kicks Andre and Andre pass out)
Gonzo: (Going to punch the black lum one more time) Let's end this.
Isis: Dude, you won! But… WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM!
Gonzo: (Shamefacedly) I'm sorry! I-I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-
Me: You sound like Rayman.
Gonzo: He'll be fine for three hours.
Andre: (Moaning) FOOOOOOOD.
(Back on stage)
Me: (Enters) Wow. Globette, Raygirl! Time to race.
Isis: Release the mosquitoes!
Rayman: (Breaks open crate. Two mosquitoes flew to Raygirl and Globette) Here we go.
Raygirl: (Hops on her insect) I'm gonna kick your butt.
Globette: (Climbs on ride) Not if I kick it first!
Isis: You both are going to be riding to the computers and back. But watch out for baby dragons. They haven't eaten lunch.
Raygirl & Globette: (Gulps)
Me: On your marks…get set…GO! (Raygirl takes her chance as first place) And they're off!
Globette: (Glides faster) Can't this thing go any faster?
Raygirl: (Speeds up) It can, but you have to make it scared. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Mosquito flies quicker)
Me: Raygirl's in the lead.
Globette: How you make it frightened?
Baby Dragons: !
Globette: Thanks.
Raygirl: That wasn't me!
Baby Dragons: (Exhales fire at Globette)
Globette: Get us outta here!
Raygirl: We're almost there! (Both found computers and they follow back)
Baby Dragons: EAT THEM ALIVE!(Exhales more fire)
Raygirl & Globette: OH MY GEB!
Me: They won't make it! (Both made it, but Raygirl made it first)
Isis: The winner is Raygirl!
Globette: Good job.
Raygirl: You weren't horrible yourself, girlfriend!
Isis: And Rayman, is Betilla your mom?
Rayman: Well, she wove me with moonbeams so, yeah. But I don't call her Mom.
Isis: Strange. Stick around. (Shuts down camera)