Fire Nation Family Therapy

A fan fic spoofing Fire Lord Ozai and family

Note: I didn't intend for this to be so popular, But I'm glad it happened.

Dedication: My really cool reviewers, Angel, and Sokka (Who is not in this fic yet, but still really cool)

Disclaimer: I only joined their side because they fed me

Chapter Two: You Thought This Was Over?

It had been a week since the first therapy session of the Fire Lord Family. Now the therapist had been named Talia and she was really not thrilled with her predicament. Mainly because that family was still fighting and they were all fire benders. Plus last week two water benders had crashed the session and now refused to leave. But let's just carry on shall we?

"I'm bored! I never want to do this again!" Azula shouted at the top of her voice as she zapped a row of books.

"Hey!" Talia shouted back. "Those are priceless antiques."

"You mean they were." Azula taunted.

"I cannot wait to charge you all for this visit."

"Would anyone care for more tea?" Iroh asked trying to avoid another costly altercation.

"Can you get off the tea kick Iroh?" Ozai scolded.

"Okay, would anyone care for a scone?"

Zuko fell over and the others in the room grew silent.

"I'd love a scone." One of the water bender's spoke up.

"What in Angi's (1) name is a scone?" Zuko asked picking himself up off the floor.

"It's a type of cookie served with tea." Talia explained, "I think… Uh, what's your name?"

"I'm Mizu(2) Angel and I love Zuko." The raven haired water bender said smiling.

"You can't have him!" Katara shouted as Zuko turned a vivid shade of crimson.

"Do I need to call Jerry Springer?" Talia asked sounding amused.

"Wow those water tribe girls just get crazier and crazier." Azula put in.

"You're one to talk about being crazy." Angel shot back.

Azula gave the older water bender an evil look then turned to her uncle. "Uncle Iroh. Would you like to play a game of pai sho?"

Iroh raised one eyebrow in question, his niece hated him and thought he was a loser, but still pai sho was pai sho. "Okay, how much do you have?"

"Oh, we're not playing for money." Azula grinned. "If I win I get to play a game of barbeque the water benders."

"And if I win?" Iroh asked.

"I won't set this office on fire."

"Like we can really believe you?" Talia asked suspiciously. "If you don't trash this place your father or those other girls will."

"True, so let's start."

"Wait a minute!" Angel yelled.

"Yeah, I really don't like that idea." Katara added.

"We could do it now instead if you prefer." Azula purred.

"How about we play a game of freeze the sadistic psychopathic fire bender instead?" Angel shot back cracking her knuckles.

"You're on!"

"Oh shit! I hate you both!" Talia cried as her office was slowly destroyed again.

"Why can't we all just settle down and play a nice relaxing game of mah jong?" Iroh suggested trying unsuccessfully to end the elemental sparing.

"You only need four people to play mah jong." Talia pointed out.

"Oh, you're right. Zuko, would you like to join me and the therapist in a game of mah jong?"

Zuko turned his head towards the fight between Angel and Azula. "No thank you uncle."

"Your loss." Iroh shrugged and Talia went to go find some mah jong tiles figuring anything was better than watching her stuff get destroyed.

A few minutes passed. The battle was still raging and Katara had joined Iroh and Talia in a game of bunco (3) since Talia couldn't find any mah jong tiles. Ozai was reading Better Homes and Gardens. Azula was getting ready to do a sneak attack on Angel when Zuko leaped from his chair where he had been drawing.

"Stop!" the fire bending prince yelled causing all heads to turn.

And here ends another chapter.

Yes, an evil cliff hanger. Only Angel and I know what is about to happen. Everyone else should review or I'm going to let Azula fire bend some bunnies starting with Kiko from Winx Club

1.) The Hindu God of Fire.

2.) Japanese for water. It fits since she's a water bender.

3.) A game using four dice and four people (you can use three and one person has to roll twice) where you try to roll all four of a given number to get bunco. My mom and some of her friends play it one Thursday a month.