A/N: Hello people!

I don't do this as often, but I will now. This chapter is dedicated to, Iron Mikan Frost-Elric-Uzumaki(20th), Inanari(30th), and Vongolafan16(40th) for reviewing! Merci beaucoup!

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Nothing in the world could compare. The delicious curves of the woman made his skin heat. She was so bodaciously endowed, her voluptuous physique, capturing his eye immediately. She walked with a self-assured saunter, her hips swinging to and fro as sashayed down the street.

He longed to tug on the front of her blouse. To expose the creamy skin beneath. To feast his eyes on her delicious flesh. Running his hands up and down her body, in the most heated caress. Pulling those gorgeous lips into a passionate kiss as his hands were filled with her flawless breasts.

Massaging her hips, running his wandering fingers across her cloth covered sex. Removing the fabric that obstructed his view and delving deeply into her. With his finger, his tongue and anything else he felt adventurous enough to test out. She would writhe in absolute abandon, as he plunged his oral muscle into her quivering depths, sucking on her sweet pearl as she panted in ecstasy.

He wanted to shove her against the wall, and thrust inside her, deeply. Burying himself in the heaven between those sculpted thighs. To hear her scream her pleasure for the world to hear and knowing that he was the one to bring her such satisfaction would only make the experience that more enjoyable.

She'd have the most earth shattering release, screaming his name to the heavens. Begging him to continue and never stop. He'd acquiesce of course, wanting to please her desires for as long as possible.

He reached out a hand to the beauty-

"Ero-Sannin! I think I got it!"

Jiraiya paused in his writing and looked up to see Naruko doing cartwheels on the tree. He snorted, putting his notebook away. He could continue that later. "So you did brat! Okay, we'll go for Ichiraku and then we have can do some more chakra exercise!"

Naruko scowled in distaste. "I hate chakra control!"

"I know brat, so does everyone else. The fact is, you have more chakra than a seasoned Jonin and if you don't learn control, you'll waste chakra when you need it most. This is boring, true, but it'll help you in the long run. Just look, you can walk up walls and ceilings now. I guarantee you that no one else in your class can do that yet. Soon, I'll teach you water walking, which is a High Chunin level skill. Just bear with it. Becoming a better ninja takes training like this. The Yondaime did training like this," Jiraiya explained, knowing he'd catch her interest.

He was correct. Naruko's eyes bulged, "Really? How do you know?"

Jiraiya puffed out his chest and proudly stated, "I was his sensei!"

Naruko was stunned beyond belief. Her new friend and somewhat sensei, had taught the Yondaime! All of a sudden, chakra control didn't seem like such a bad thing, if the Yondaime did it.

"Let's go get Ramen!"

"Naruko-baka is so stupid!"

Naruko rolled her eyes. There went Sakura again. She seemed to pick on Naruko all the time. Was it something fun to do? Why did she have to hide her fear and discomfort regarding her appearance, by attacking Naruko all the time? It wasn't fair and Naruko really wanted punch her lights out!

So she didn't have the best grades in the world. It wasn't her fault!

When Sakura decided to attack Naruko, all the other girls in the room joined in.

"Sasuke-kun doesn't want to sit next to a dobe!"

"You'll taint him with your stupidity!"

Naruko glared at the girls. None of them tried to hit her. None except Sakura that is. Sakura seemed to want an early funeral, because every time she laid a hand on Naruko, Naruko would lay a fist into her face. Then the girls would gang up and get her detention.

"How about you shut up? Hearing you squawking every day is a drag!" Shikamaru Nara whined as he eyed the girls in distaste.

"Shut up lazy ass!" Ino Yamanaka yelled.

"You should really pay attention to your surroundings. Why you ask? Because someone can sneak up on you without your knowledge and the consequences will be most unpleasant."

The girls froze and turned to the Aburame heir. He stood, a couple feet away, staring at them! His glasses shining in a creepy way!

They scrambled, not wanting to be near him anymore.

Shino took a seat, at Naruko's right. She patted his back, "Thanks Shino!"

She then turned to look at Shikamaru, who was sitting behind her. "Thanks Shika!"

He yawned and leaned over the desk and ruffled her blonde spikes. "They're just jealous, and being loud. Both are such a drag. Besides, you don't deserve it," he mumbled, giving her a lazy smirk.

"Tch!" Sasuke scoffed, folding his hands beneath his chin.

Naruko turned to him, "Got a problem teme?!"

He turned to look at her, and stared. She stared right back, wondering what he wanted.

Shikamaru looked between them and cleared his throat, "Naruko, do you have to stay after school again?"

Naruko nodded sadly, turning her attention back to him. "Three times a week, so every other day. It's for a good reason though, so, I can't complain."

"Usuratonkachi. You probably need tutoring," Sasuke sneered.

Naruko looked at him and nodded, "Yeah, I do teme. That's why I'm staying. I thought you were supposed to be the smart one."

Shikamaru snorted, "Good point."

Shino nodded his agreement.

"Choji isn't here yet. What a drag!" Shikamaru sighed, resting his head on his folded arms.

"He said he wasn't coming in today," Naruko informed the lazy boy, whose head shot up.

"He did?"

Naruko nodded, "Yeah, his exact words were, 'I can't come to school tomorrow because I have to help Ma and Pa in making the Sanshoku no Gan'yaku. I'll see you the day after tomorrow though!'. He was really happy about it too."

Shikamaru gaped, "You remembered all that?"

"Yeah! The doctor told me that I can remember everything I hear. So, if you were to read a long story, I could quote it back to you, verbatim," Naruko grinned.

"Then why are you a dobe?" Sasuke asked, since he had been listening.

Naruko blew a raspberry at him, "I can't read Sasuke. I'm Dyslexic. My mind scrambles the words, so I can't read them. I have a perfect memory though, so I try to get people to read me things, so I can do better."

Shikamaru frowned. That was why her grades were all over the place?

Sasuke frowned, "So you aren't an idiot?"

She shook her head. "No, teme."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked away, mumbling something like a 'sorry' in the process.

Naruko beamed and ruffled his hair, "Just don't be so much of a teme toward me! I don't jump on you and stalk you like the other girls, so you should be nicer to me!"

The Uchiha huffed, but didn't deny her claim, It was true. She was the least annoying out of the girls. She didn't hold any interest in him whatsoever, and frequently called him names.

He looked away, grumbling as he did so.

Naruko, Shikamaru and Shino ignored him after that, continuing their conversation.

He lapped at the flowing honey, reveling in the taste. His tongue flowed over the delicious liquid, delving into her moist flower.

"Ah!" she moaned in ecstasy.

He repeated the action, trying to get a better response from he-

"Ero-Sannin!"

He stopped writing and put his notebook away, she had the worst times of popping up. And the problem was, he couldn't even sense her! He didn't doubt that she could outmaneuver several squads of Anbu at once.

"Ero-Sannin! I passed the end of the years exam in the middle of the class. I didn't have the lowest score!"

He could see the excitement in her eyes as she screamed for him to hear.

Her hair flowed as she ran in his direction, the spikes so bright they resembled the sun.

"Good job brat! How about some ramen? Then we can do some research!"

Naruko proceeded to jump up and down, screaming about how he was the best person in the world. "You are my new favorite person! You helped me find out that I'm not stupid, you write cool stories, you teach me stuff in a way that it isn't boring. You like to do pranks. You're so awesome!"

Jiraiya grinned. He was awesome. He hadn't heard that in several years. It felt good to be appreciated every once in a while. And Naruko was all about it, even though he didn't really do much.

Naruko grinned and ran ahead to her favorite place. He sighed, three months to teach her as much as he could before leaving to spy some more. He hoped it would go well.

A/N: Another one bites the dust!

So, next chapter will be a time skip. I needed to put this in between as a filler sort of. Next chapter is the test! OOOOH!

Let me know what you thought.

Ja ne! :D