Because you all demanded it, I have decided to continue this fic, due to popularity.
Wait, I already said that. Anyway, this little plot bunny struck me in the middle of the night, while I should be sleeping cuz I have class in the morning. I'm sick anyway. Hope you all enjoy this chapter as much as I do!
I DO NOT OWN BLEACH!
It is now day 12 of our little game, and I'm about ready to just fucking explode from the sexual tension!
But onto what's going on right now.....
We're currently patching up our injuries from last night. It wasn't my fault she just...exploded!
Bitch. I was sure that my plan the other night was going to ruin her and make her submit to me. But I know her too well for that.
She's never been one to submit, without a fight.
But seriously, if we don't fuck in the next 2 days, I may lose it and practically attack her with my evergrowing lust.
All this pent up....emotion is causing me to take it out on innocent people.
Well, almost innocent.
I almost strangled Renji yesterday when we went to the gym so I could work out some of this stress.
Ugh, if this is how we men act when were so full of testorone, I wonder how Rukia deals with her pent up estrogen.
Oh wait, I already know that answer, because she's been taking it out on me!
Sure when we're not playing our game, we act like the average couple, only with more pent up hormones.
I tell ya, she was a fucking demon yesterday, literally!
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"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE STRAWBERRY!"
"SO YOU CAN CONTINUE DESTROYING THE HOUSE, NO WAY!" I said as I ducked as another dish came flying at me. She already got me with a fork in the arm a minute ago. Speaking of which, I should really pull it out right about now. While running to behind the couch, I pul the fork out of my arm, ignoring the pain and flinging it back at her.
Bad move.
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER GET NEAR YOU, YOU WON'T HAVE A DICK ANYMORE!" And she probably meant that. Jeez, when she's even on her period she's not this bad!(sorry about the period joke, just had to do it) And I mean the part about her landing a fork in my freaking arm!
It got real quiet in the last few minutes. I wonder where she went? Getting up on my knees as cautiously as I can, I peak over the edge of the couch to see where the female version of Satan went. Kitchen's clear, except for the various broken dishes everywhere. Gotta watch out for that if I have to run in there. I'm currently in the living room, so she can't be here; but I didn't see her go upstairs either.
"Where'd the hell she go?' I said quitely
"Try right beihnd you."
"AAAAAHHHH!" I scream as I hurriedly sprint from the couch. I didn't even bother looking back at her for fear of her throwing something else at me. Just as I think that, something flies right past my head into the wood of the wall ahead of me. Halting right by it for closer inspection reveals it to be....a butter knife that could've taken my head off! Looking back at her increduously, she's standing from the same place I left her giving me the evil eye.
"What is with you and throwing silverware at me!"
"Because the dishes break more easily, it's just better throwing utensils at you! Besides, they cause more damage!"
"Are you seriously trying to kill me!"
"YES!"
"If you're so tensed up, why don't we just fuck already!"
"Oh no, you're not pulling that BS on me! You're trying to make me cave so you can say that I gave up, well tough shit!" she ends with while pulling another fork out of nowhere and throwing it at me with killing intent.
"Where the hell are you hiding those!"
"They're gonna be hiding up your ass in a minute!" she says as I dodge another fork.
"Ohh Rukia, I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff," I play off trying to calm her down.
Didn't work, now she's pulling a .....wait a minute....oh no-
My face pales as she pulls out what HAS to be the biggest fucking butcherknife I have ever seen.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU HIDE THAT!"
"FUCK YOU!" she screams as she sprints from the couch like a lioness tht has found dinner for her family.
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And to think, that fight started just because when I was washing dishes, I accidentaly got dishwater on her when she passed by. I was just playing! And trust me, you don't want to know how it ended.
........
Apparently, our neighbors heard us, and they took it the wrong way, police were called, and the both of us ALMOST ended up going to jail,
Until....this happened.
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"Please, let me expain officer."
"There's no need for explaining here, these two were obviously tryng to kill each other." He said pointing to the two bickering love birds that were currently being restrained by police officers.
"LET ME AT HIM! I'LL TEAR HIS STUPID ORANGE HAIR OFF HIS SCALP!"
That had to be Rukia. She was struggling furiously while both her arms were being held by 2 officers on her sides.
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY MIDGET!"
Obviouly Kurosaki alos being restrained by officers. That must have hit a nerve in Rukia, because in the next second, she was trying to get her feet up in the air to kick Ichigo, while he stuck his tongue out at her at her dismay of being held up in the air trying to kick out.
He still didn't know why he had come here at all. He could've just let them sit it out in jail to cool off.
The officer in front of him was busy scribbling notes on his clipboard.
Somehow, Uryu knew something like this would happen if the two had tried to stay abstinent for too long.
But he thought it wouldn't happen in the middle of the night. He was growing tired of this, Ichigo and Rukia may get embarrassed for this and may be out for his blood later, but this is the only way to get them out of it.
"Officer, if I may, I can speak on their half for what is going on here." he stated calmly.
The officer only looked up from his clipboard to look over at the young man. "And just who are you to them?" he said boredly
At this Uryu straightened his glasses on his nose. "Uryu Ishida, close friend of the Kurosaki's, and I can explain this whole mess that they have gotten themselves into."
Finally the officer, put up his clipboard, thinking this was going to be an interesting story. "This better be good, for to have both of their neighbors call out 4 police cars. Besides, me and the fellas were reading the book about the sisters with the magic pants. We really want to get to the end of that."
"Yes.....the sisters and the.....magic pants....anyway, here's whats going on....
15 minutes later and more shouted words between Ichigo and Rukia.....
"Oohhh, so that's what this is about, eh?"
"I'm afraid so, as embarrassing as this may be. I didnt think it would escalate to this level to the point where the authorities had to get involved."
"It's ok, we'll let them go now."
"Really? Just like that?" he said surprised. "You're gonna let them go....just becuase they haven't had sex.....in over 2 weeks...all becuase of a game?" he said unbelieving.
The officer chucklled at him, "Well yeah, besides, it's been pretty slow around here anyway. I'll let them off the hook this time, but give them this will ya," he said as he handed Uryu a sheet of paper as the officer began to round up the others.
As they were getting back into their squad cars, Ichigo and Rukia weer still mad at each other, but have seemed to have calmed down considerably.
Ichigo, finally noticing Uryu for the first time tonight, walked up to him. He had definetely heard Uryu talking, but couldn't see him as he was pre-occupied yellig at his wife.
"Hey Ishida, thanks for bailing us out man-"
"Here." he handed the paper to Ichigo sounding annoyed
Ichigo slowly unwrapped the paper just as the police officers were about to take off. "The hell is this?"
"A ticket for disturbing the peace." he said as it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"I Know that jackass, but what's this other thing?"
"Apparently when your neighbors called, they were all reading a book about sisters and some magic pants."
"....So?"
"They fined you for disturbing the peace, and disturbing THEIR peace."
"Who gives a crap about disturbing them from reading their stupid book!" he said angrily. Just as the police were going, Ichigo shouted up the street,
"IN THE END OF THE BOOK, THEY FIND OUT THAT THE PANTS AREN'T MAGIC AND THE MIDDLE SISTER DIES!"
One of the police cars screeched to a halt.
"Oh shit, quick, back inside before he fines us for giving away the ending!" he said as he ran into the house, leaving Rukia and Uryu back outside.
"For the record, next time, actually kill him before the police get here." he finished as he started to walk back home.
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I broke Uryu's glasses today when I found out what he told the officer to bail us out. Of course I had to pay him back for it.
All in all, it took us a couple of hours to clean the house up. Words were unspoken as we both patched up each other's injuries. Of course, they were all accidental.
Right now, she's bandaging up my thigh from where a fork (yeah, you guessed it) landed in it right when the police came last night.
I want to stay mad at her right now, but can't; not when her hand is this close to my crotch. Just a little closer....
"Ichigo"she siad bringing me back to reality.
"Hm?" curious as to what she has to say. We haven't really said anything to each other besides obscenities all last night. Hearing her actually talk calmly was a rather nice change.
She took her hand away from my now bandaged leg to rest it on my chest, "I just wanted to say, I'm so sorry for hurting you the way I did. It's just that," she then took one of her fingers to slowly drag it sensually across my chest," we haven't had sex in almost over 2 weeks now, it's killing me." she said with her tone drippiing with lust putting emphasis on 'killing'.
Either I was too far gone to analyze if this was a trap or not, ot I just didn't give a fuck; either one would work.
"Oh baby, I'm sorry too, this is hard on both us-" I said as I took her hand that was on my chest into mine to intertwine our fingers.
"-and for the record, let's never do this again."
"You also know what else else?" she said while getting slowly closer to my face.
"What?" I say huskily just as she stops from my lips.
"This!"she says when she jumps from her position and delivers a fierce kick to my crotch.
Yep, defintely a trap.
"That's what you get for letting your guard down," she smiles evilly while I'm bent over on the floor holding my crotch in agony. She bends down on her knees and gives me a light peck on the cheek and then whispers into my ear,
"Love you to honey," she giggles as she bounds away.
"B-bitch" I manage to choke out.
"THIS...ISN'T.... OVEEERRRR!!!!"
And there you have it, I would rreally love reviews, and thanks for reading!
And if any of you got that book refrence I was tallking about, congratulations for you!
I do not own 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"