Disclaimer: This series and the characters do not belong to me. They never will. If they did, I would make an episode where Lisbon would be in only chains and Jane would have rough… Well you get the picture, do you?
I got the idea of Jisbon ice skating together by looking outside of the car window and seeing a frozen pond. Hope you like it!!
Teresa Lisbon was curled up on the right side of her couch; watching reruns of Bud About and Lou Costello and eating some chocolate ice cream. She was enjoying it, giggling to herself at every fumble, joke and screw up the duo would do. She was at total peace. A break from the CBI, snuggled into the couch, eating ice cream and TV. This was her perfect day. It was until the doorbell rang. Groaning in disapproval, she lazily rose from the couch and looked out the window to see who was there. Dammit. She thought. She was staring at none other that her blue eyed consultant, Mr. Patrick Jane. She opened the door.
"The CBI building better be on God damn fire for you to show up at my doorstep." She snapped.
He gave her one of his cocky grins as his reply. That's when he took in all her features. Her messy curls, her sea green top that hugged her curves and hips while cupping her breast… AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Her very dark skinny jeans shaped her legs to make them go on forever and ever and ever. He was surprised he didn't have a huge nosebleed and faint in front of her. He mentally slapped himself. Get it together, Jane, the voice in his head said. Focus on why you came here.
"Well I came by asking if you wanted to go out skating with me." He said with a signature grin. She was in a daze. He wanted to go skating… with her!?! Did I miss anything?? She thought to herself. She raised her eyebrow at him. He sighed and entered her house, putting away the ice cream tub, the spoon in the sink, and turned the TV off. He turned to her and grabbed her hand and tugged her out of the house. No, I guess I didn't miss a thing. Lisbon thought to herself as he dragged her into the car.
"LET THE HELL GO!!!!! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME!?!?!? I DON'T WANT TO GO!!!!!!!" Lisbon bellowed as Jane got her into the car.
He sat in the driver's seat and started to drive as the petite woman next to him kept thrashing and raging with curses and struggles to get out.
"Calm down, woman, I'm not going to rape you or anything like that. Just go out and have some fun. Two good friends having some fun, what's wrong with that?" he asked.
"We are colleagues!" she snarled.
"But, we can be friends!" he said, pathetically.
She rolled her eyes, losing this battle. "Fine."
He smiled victoriously. "We are almost there."
"Nyah." was her only reply.
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"I can't believe I let you drag me into this." Lisbon huffed as she put on her skates and watch Jane slowly get on the ice rink. He stood on it for a good minute and then slipped. He quickly got up. "I'm good." was his only reply. She chuckled and got on the ice. "Can you even skate?" she teased.
"Not that we-"
He tripped on himself again. She shook her head with a smirk as she helped him up.
"You can't do better!" he snapped.
"Oh really now?"
"Yeah!"
She took off; faster than Jane could ever skate. She jumped up and did a swirl in the air and landed gracefully on her feet. Jane jaw dropped. Oh, DAMN SHE'S GOOD! He thought. As she came back, his mouth was still open. She shut his jaw. "Close your mouth, flies can fly into your throat."
He blinked twice at her, still star struck. How did she, what the hell was that? When did she learn to skate??? His brain raced.
"Jane? Hello?????" she waved her hand in his face.
"I'm good." He replied finally.
"Okay then." Lisbon exclaimed as she started skating again; leaving Jane in the dust… Well ice to correct myself.
Jane slowly started to skate as he saw Lisbon zooming all over the rink, twirling and flipping around. He gathered up some courage to let go of the wall that he held onto and made his way to the middle of the rink. That's what Lisbon crashed into him. She was on top and Jane was under her.
"Oh, hai thar." He said like a child.
She laughed. "Hi."
They both got up. "Sorry for ramming into you."
"Oh, it was quite alright."
She smiled and went to skate again. He grabbed her hand. "I can come?"
She smiled wider. "Yes you can."
Jane and Lisbon, skating together, hand in hand. The most cutest site a single person could see. Jane, you're a screw up but I gotta say, this was one of your best ideas, ever. Lisbon thought as they skated, hand in hand, heart to heart.
