Chapter 2: Rune

I was doing nothing because I had nothing to do. Here I am, a forensic scientist and coroner of the GCPD, and I'm not doing anything. Nothing but looking at the most handsome and smartest man I've ever seen in my life. Of course I'm talking about Edward Nygma, GCPD's most finest coroner in history. His intelligence rivals my own, and I love it that I finally found someone who's just like me.

I love riddles, puzzles, video games, you name it. Yeah sure the only difference Nygma and I have is that I know all kinds of martial arts and he doesn't. He doesn't believe in violence, which is totally understandable. I myself share that view but the reason why I know martial arts is because I want to defend myself no matter what. Because I know I have a great purpose for this world.

...Oh my God he's coming this way. Quick! Act like you're doing something!

I quickly open a book and look down at its pages. When I thought he was coming up to me, he went to get himself a bottle of water from the vending machine. I sighed in disappointment and slip out of my desk as I took a pen from his. I walked out of the lab like if nothing happened. I held the pen to my chest as I breath in and out like if I'm holding his hand.

"Sigh, one day I shall have you all to myself." I said to myself.

"Oh my gosh!" I heard a familiar voice.

"YO RUNE SIGMA!"

I looked ahead at the front door of GCPD, and I saw the one person I thought I would not see back in Gotham. "MERCY!" I jump over the rail down to the first floor as I run up to her and tackle hugged her!

She grunted a little from the impact as she laughed and said, "It's good to see you too, Rune."

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! Whendidyougetback?! How'veyou'vebeen? Areyouokay?"

"Whoa man slow down I came back to Gotham to be there for my nephew."

"...Oh, yes Bruce. I've haven't really heard from him and I'm so sorry that I didn't had the chance to come by and see him."

"It's alright, if I remember correct I didn't even introduce any of my friends to my nephew. Well that's because I was gone for 12 years."

"But I do remember you visiting occasionally."

"What is that in your hand, Rune?"

I totally forgotten that I still had Edward's pen. "You didn't." she said, "Are you still crushing on Edward Nygma? The sociopath?"

"He's not a sociopath! He's highly functioning sociopath."

"Uh huh."

"HEY!" shouted Edward Nygma, from the second floor, "WHO TOOK MY PEN?!"

"SCATTER!"

Her and I ran out of GCPD and into her car. When I climbed into the passenger seat I realized the M&M boys are in the back seat. "What's sup Bruce Lee?" said Mark.

"Did you steal Nygma's pen again, Lee?" said Markus."

I held up the pen to them as I said, "I sure as hell did!"

"Right fucking on!"

They gave me high fives as Mercy start up the car and drive.