Sorry that is been a while, but ya'know I try to have a life XD. Well as usuall I do not own anything Naruto related and such as rightful rights go to the rightful owners and what nots. All religous veiws are not taken seriously here in this chapter, it's all comedy and please don't get upset with what is typed. The wind blew outside of the black house with the red clouds. This wind had brought a chill with it saying winter was to come soon. By the appearance it had already snowed once or twice, but melted. All the members of the house seemed to arise about the same time as they looked around groggily at each other.
"Man it feels like I've been sleeping for like a month and a half now." Hidan said stretching his back.
"Yeah it does seem like that. I say we need to..." Nagato started before a symphony of growling stomachs interupted him.
"We need food, and we need it now. We have nothing here, beleive me I checked before we went to sleep." Kisame spoke up.
"Well we would have a can of tuna if you didn't think that those tuna were still alive." Zetsu shot at him as he rolled his eyes.
"Oh, my babies, I almost forgot." he said running back up the stairs.
"Deidara would know what to do if he were here." Tobi said with a dissapointed look.
"You know he didn't actually mppfff..." Konan began to speak before Hidan slapped his hand over her mouth.
"Let's go out and buy some food, then. It'll be christmas time soon so we can get that shopping done too, hurry or Kakazu might not pay for you all any more, INTO THE CARS NOW!"Hidan yelled as everyone ran out the door, Deidara taking the back door and making sure Tobi had not seen him.
"Wait... NO WAIT! I CAN'T AFFORD THAT! THAT"S MY MONEY I SHOW OFF TO THE ORPHANS!' Kakazu yelled chasing the people running out.
As they drove to the various stores, Kakazu's credit cards were handed out to people so they might buy what ever they wanted. It wasn't until they had gotten to the massive shopping center that they realized a few people were missing. Tobi didn't care though, he wanted to go sit on some fat guy in a beard's lap for christmas, and ran straight into the mall.
"Hey has anyone seen or heard from Yahiko, Obito, or any of the Peins? I didn't see them at the house." Deidara asked after he had left.
"Hhmmm, strange, it did seem like thier rooms were empty when I walked past them this morning." Sasori said walking up. "Oh, how do you use this?" he said holding up the credit card.
"Maybe they left before we did. Their cars weren't there when we left so maybe they went-..." just then a bird flew down and hit itachi in the head. "HEY GET BACK HERE!" he yelled and chased after the bird.
Most of th members of the house sighed. "Ok so let's all split up and meet back here in a few hours. We should be able to get all of our... Kakazu, what are you doing?" Konan asked as she looked at him.
Kakazu was bent over and murmuring to himself. "Yes, all of them. I want all my credit..." suddenly his phone was wrapped in paper and crushed.
"Now as I was saying, we'll meet here after our shopping. Ok GO!" she yelled and ran into the store.
Deidara walked off into the direction of Shnobby Hobby to get art supplies for some cheap gifts. Also it was in the opposite direction of that weird fat guy who likes children. Konan wandered around the mall and buying things left and right that seemed to fit peoples personalities and what they liked. Orichimaru went over by the Santa man and wondered how that man could live for that long, and have so many people like him. He began to jot down notes of what he did, say, and looked like. Itachi continued to run outside of the mall trying to catch the bird that had hit him in the head. Tobi waited in line like a little kid to sit on the fat man's lap. But soon he was taken out of the line by the security guards because he refused to take off his mask. He was locked up in mall jail.Orichimaru was soon thrown in there too under accusations of stalking the man who was playing santa. Sasori watched that happen and walked past. Santa looked at the boy and called to him "Here little boy want to sit on my lap." and soon the mall santa was also thrown into the mall jail. Zetsu walked around to see if there was any place that could remove the tatoo, but sadly was dissapointed, so he bought a bunch of life jackets to show them how much of jerks they were for lying to him. Kisame walked straight to the pet store and bought three years supplies of fish food. After not feeding his babies for a while the had to be hungry. Hidan stopped from his polo shopping to listen to some guy talking about a lord their savior born on christmas day and he began to argue that he can walk on water, can't die, and prefor "miricles of sorts as well, so why can't Hidan have a holiday. It got a small riot going on there too, thus getting hidan thrown into the mall jail. Kakazu was trying to stop everyone before they went and spent all of his hard earned money, chasing them down and trying to get his cards back but failed. He decided to get them all embarrasing gifts and walked into a store call Shmencers and bout many things there. Nagato had no idea what to get for anyone. So he wondered throught the store and decided it was best for him to buy the food that they would need to eat. He went and got some of the casual junk food, christmas food, and them some things they could eat until it was christams and they could have the feast.
At the end of the day everyone was release from mall jail with a warning. Everyone piled back up into the cars with all of the things they had bought that day. They all drove home exghausted and tired. When they pulled up to their house they noticed a familiar car in the driveway. They all clamored out carrying their bags and saw Obito, Yahiko, and all of the peins sitting in the living room drinking hot cocoa.
"What the hell? Where were you guys?" Orichimaru asked them.
"Well instead of going into an early hibornation like you all did, we actually have been taking care of this house and... UGH! What is that smell!?" Yahiko exclaimed. He looked in the direction of all the people who just entered. "It's been forever since you guys have bathed, go clean yourselves and then we can talk." he added on plugging his nose.
All of them except Konan scrambled to the upstairs shower, being the nicest of the three, to get the best first. Konan went into her room and locked the door behind her since she had her own personal bath room. She got her shower in there while the other fought over who got the better shower. Kisame ended up winning and got the first one, deidara had snuck away and gotrten the second one, and nagato got the last one. The rest had to wait until one of them got out.
Sorry this one is a little shortish, but what ever. I hope you guys are begining to like this, and hopefully I begin to makeing these more often