So finally here's chapter two! I will try to write more for this fanfic since I really do love it. I do not intend to make B a villain in this at all. Yes this is utter crack at times. LxLight and BxL will be main pairings. I am undecided who L will be with for the end of the fic but it all depends. Yes I do intend Mello and Matt to be paired up.

Summary: What if Light, L, Matt and Mello were sent to a school for boy's only? What if all three of them were assigned to be the princess's this year for the school?

Warning Chapter 2 Contains: Boys dressed in girl outfits, slight MelloxMatt, Slight BxL, Swearing

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, or the characters for that matter. I do not own Princess Princess either. I own completely nothing :D

Just as Light had thought L was already working on helping find all the Princess dresses, designs and material's. Light was still deciding whether or not he should tell the two that Mello and Matt did it. He was still unsure. He wouldn't have to be a Princess, well atleast for awhile until materials were re-bought and dresses were re-made. Thus Light was enjoying himself.

He hadn't really seen Mello since the other day when he spoke to him asking if he wanted to join in on the prank. Light wondered he was up to. Mello skipped all of his classes aswell. Light went to the office to ask about him. They had said he was ill? What was that about? So Light decided to go see what the hell Mello and Matt were up to. Matt always missed his classes. However he did finish his schoolwork in his dorm and was never in trouble for this.

Once Light had made it to the other Princess dorm room. He gave it a few knocks. He listened intently. Heard some sort of box or something in the room knock over then silence. Then Light seemed to get agitated. Nor Mello or Matt bothered to answer the door. Now he was banging on it and yelling to let him in. Nothing. He heard silence. Only deaf silence. It pissed Light off alot. Deciding he didn't much care anymore whether or not the Western and Eastern Princess' were going to answer the door or not Light opened the door. Surprisingly it was not locked and walked in.

Light didn't know whether to be disgusted or to die of laughter. Mello was wearing one of the Princess dresses, the cheerleading one, on in some sort of cheerleading pose. While Matt was playing his video games. Mello was frozen, Light was staring at Mello awkwardly and Matt just continued on with his video games. Matt was the one to break the odd silence by holding a hand up for a short few seconds and saying "Hi" Then went straight back to his video games.

"Matt made me!" Mello immediately pointed and accused Matt. Matt's eye's darted up to Light and shrugged not much caring whether he was blamed or not.

"I just wanted to know what you two were up to but apparently you stole the Princess stuff for your own amusements?" Light asked as he closed the door and sat down in a spare chair staring at Mello accusingly.

"No its not for our amusement! It was just a prank is all. I was just bored and ran out of chocolate and and..." Mello's hands were both occupied with cheerleading pom-poms. His arms seemed to drop and sway back and forth as he began to keep his eye's away from Light. Matt threw a random chocolate bar to Mello when he had heard Mello didn't have any chocolate.

"You sure it wasn't for your amusement?" Light asked as he watched the chocolate bar fly by Mello and hit the wall. "Or do you have a more believable and decent reason to this prank?"

"No Mello didn't really...Though I kinda didn't want to its been what afew days now of no Princess's around the school cheering for the club's and making the students happy...Its like Monday now I think?" Matt sighed. He did like his Princess job. Mello didn't mind it either. Light was probably the only one who hated it.

"B is pissed off about it...He doesn't let me sleep now! He keeps his eye's on me whenever he notices me. L keeps assuring him that it wasn't me...God how can they look so alike and yet act soo different" Light shook his head and yawned due to boredom.

He then turned as he heard the door open again. This time it was L, alone without B for once, walking into the room. He took a glance to Mello then to Light and tilted his head.

"Mello, Matt you two are responsible for taking the dresses, materials and designs" L spoke out emotionlessly as if he didn't care. Yet he did. Of all people he cared for those items just as much as B did. After all B made those dresses for him and the other Princess's to wear.

"Yeah it was us. What's your point Ryuzaki?" Matt said not much caring himself. Knowing Matt he probably wasn't even paying attention to what he was saying because of his addictive gameboy.

"Well Matt-kun my point is that you and Mello should face some sort of punishment for what you have done. BB-kun worked hard on those dresses" L said in a matter of fact like tone.

"Hell no!" Mello said rushing over to the side of Matt's bed and pulling him up. "Lets bolt!"

Just like that Matt got up immediately took the suitcase that held basically every dress. Mello darted out of the room, pushing Light out of the way. Matt suite behind him.

L simply stood still as the two ran past him. Light was looking at L in some sort of annoyance.

"Why didn't you stop them?" Light asked frustrated.

"I did not need to Light-kun" L replied as he walked over to an empty chair and sat in it, in his usual quirky-ness.

"What do you mean by that?!" Light said feeling like he wanted to punch L. "They're going to get away with B's dresses then B's going to be totally pissed off at me!"

"Don't worry Light-kun..." L said softly looking up at Light as his hand rose to his mouth. His mouth then clamped lightly onto one of his finger nails as a somewhat simple and yet evil smile formed on L's face. "They won't get far"

Meanwhile

"Mel you were right they didn't follow us!" Matt said laughing as him and Mello excited the school building. "I thought atleast Light would have...Imagay can get soo annoyed so easily too!"

"Yeah I know! Looks like I'm number one. They're all losers!" Mello said with a grin. He then looked down at the suitcase full of dresses. "So what should we do now? Hang up all the dresses into flags? Dye them into different colors or throw them out somewhere?"

"I dunno" Matt said as he laughed then stopped walking as he turned to look to the school. "Shit!"

"What now?!" Mello said turning as he thought Light was on their tail. But nothing was in sight.

"I forgot my gameboy!" Matt said irritably.

"So?! Go get it later when Loser Light-o isn't in our dorm room"

"But my pack of cigarettes are there too-"

"I don't fucking care Matt. Suck it up like a man and think of something to do with these dresses" Mello huffed then finally found a tree to lean on.

"Fine" Matt said grumpily crossing his arms together and looking down at the suitcase. He then turned to look up at Mello and blushed at the sight of the blonde.

Mello had his eye's shut trying to shut out the annoying sounds of birds and squirrels in the trees above. His one foot was against the tree so his knee stuck out. His other foot was firmly planted on the ground. Mello's hair was slightly ruffled and he looked for once actually really cute. Very girly at that.

Matt hadn't noticed that he was blushing until Mello snapped his eye's open.

"What the hell? Quit staring your blushing Matt" Mello barked rolling his eye's as he turned to look away.

"Sorry Mel" Matt replied turning his gaze immediately back to the suitcase.

Both Matt and Mello nearly jumped and yelled at the sudden boys who popped out of nowhere staring at the two.

"Uh Hi?" Matt said waving at the people.

"You!" A girlish voice said walking over to Mello and pulling his hair. This girlish voiced person was infact a very feminine boy. He was pretty. Brown hair alittle spiky and his eye's were golden with blue edges which made him more stunning.

"What?!" Mello asked looking at the feminine boy confused.

"Your Mello" The boy said as the group of boys sighed at their two Princess'.

"Yeah and your point?" Mello asked boredly.

"We didn't know you'd be out hear?!" The boy said smiling.

"Well its nice out and I wanted to...Now who are you?" Mello asked looking at the beautiful boy annoyed.

"Sorry forgive me Princess Mello I'm A" A smiled as he said this.

"Whats with the alphabet people seriously? L then B now you?"

"Oh you know B! He's my older brother!" A said. Both Matt and Mello looked at A. A didn't look anything like B at all. B looked like L not A.

Matt then began to kick his feet on the ground boredly. "So why the heck are you guys out here? I've never seen any of you guys from around here?"

"Oh well thats easy to answer...We are just hear to look around the campus. We'll be here next year" A said looking down at his feet.

"Ha suckers..." Mello said snickering as A looked like he'd end up being one of the Princess' for next year.

"What was that?" A said looking at Mello curiously.

"Oh nothing" Mello grinned.

"Anyways..." A said as he looked to the sky. "I thought you guys would refuse to come tour around with us around the school" A said looking at Mello. "I was sure because you don't like group leader and all"

"What?" Both Matt and Mello asked looking at A curiously.

"Well yeah all day we asked if we could follow you guys around but the teachers said that you guys would probably refuse! But they were all wrong"

"Wait hold on!" Matt said looking at A with confusion and becoming slightly annoyed. "Who's your group leader?"

"Oh it doesn't matter now he's right behind you guys" A said pointing and smiling happily.

Just like that Mello spun around to see a short white haired boy who looked completely emotionless. Mello immediately frowned. "God no" Mello said annoyed.

"Hello Mello" the white haired boy said while twirling abit of his hair with one of his fingers.

"Near" Mello grunted in annoyance as he turned to Matt and motioned for him to follow. "Lets go" Mello said as he most definately was not planning to be around Near anytime soon.

Back inside the school. Both L and Light still sat in Mello and Matt's dorm room awaiting for the two to arrive back. It had been what maybe an hour now? L sat by himself chewing away at his finger nails to himself. While Light read a book. B who had arrived fifteen minutes earlier sat beside L quietly opening and closing a pocket knife he owned.

Suddenly the door burst open with Mello and Matt dashing into the room and locking it. "Go away!" Mello bellowed as he and Matt fell onto their dorm beds looking up at L who was smirking.

"I see you came across BB-kun's brother and your friend Near?" L said looking at the two panting teenagers.

"Near is not my friend" Mello stated and sat up looking to L. "You told them to come here today didn't you?!"

"Technically I only called Near over to come and help find out who took the dresses...But I already deducted that it was possibly you...And since Mello-kun does not like Near it only made things more easier...BB-kun was the one to convince Near though...Near only did it because BB-kun offered him new sets of legos and dominoes...A came along because BB-kun requested it...BB-kun told A to follow you two around all day and bug you as much as possible...Near was just there to annoy Mello-kun" L said this all at once and continued to look emotionless. He wasn't looking at B. Infact he wasn't looking at anyone. Just the wall infront of him.

"That A is soo..." Matt said clenching his hands into fists.

"Annoying?" Light asked out of nowhere looking at Matt.

"Yeah! He was annoying like..."

"Like you" Light replied back to Matt, smirking and getting up. "Well now that the suitcase is back I can go and get proper rest"

"Oh the suitcase?" Mello asked looking to Light. "Matty kinda left it out in the hallway while he and I ran away from those crazed people"

"What?!" Light said looking at Mello angrily.

"My outfits are out in the fucking hallway?!" B asked looking at Mello with rage in his eye's. "Yagami-kun! Go get my suitcase now!" B ordered glaring at Light.

"Why me?!" Light asked spinning around looking to B annoyed. "Mello and Matt are the ones responsible for this!"

"Light-kun should go and do as BB-kun says" L said waving a finger in the air. "BB-kun has his reasons"

"Did I ever tell you that I hate all of you?" Light asked in a simple tone before opening the door. Slamming it and stomping off.

Moments passed as everyone sat quietly. Not bothering anyone until Matt was the one to break the silence.

"Why'd you send him out there?" Matt asked B, finally picking up his gameboy and turning it on.

"Because I don't like Yagami-kun" B said smirking as he heard yelling and soon seeing Light immerge back in the room with the suitcase all in one peace. Light however looked as though he was hit in a hurricane. His shirts ripped along with his pants. His hair ruffled and not combed in its usual neatness and he was missing a shoe.

"Oh good you brought back my suitcase! Thanks Yagami-kun!" B said smiling as he jumped up and took the suitcase happily. "Now everyone can be Princess's again full time!" B said happily. Then he frowned and glared at Matt and Mello. "Except you two! You two get punished! Mello and Matt I will see to it that you two are banned from any Princess activities for a month for stealing the dresses"

Light froze and looked to Mello and Matt. Both did not mind being Princess's or not. But Light. Light hated being a Princess he was missing an oppurtunity. "Wait B...I've got a confession to make" Light said. Everyone looked at Light curiously. "Matt and Mello didn't steal the dresses...I did"

"Yagami-kun stole the dresses?" B asked looking at Light. "Is this the truth?"

"Yes the truth. I am ready for any punishment you have" Light replied.

"Alright...Fine for Light-kun's wrong actions he has to..." B paused in what he was saying but then continued. "Work double as a Princess"

"What?!" Light said looking at B annoyed and furious.

"Yagami-kun should pay attention when I lie...Now Yagami-kun will be doing extra Princess work for a month. Did you really think that I would let Mello and Matt get a month off from being Princess' when you all get to wear such wonderful outfits made by yours truly" B said. A smile twisted on B's face.

But that smile disappeared. Well disappeared right when B felt a fist in his face.

Author Note: So yeah thats it. I'll write more if I get more reveiws. Tell me if I should write a lemon or not. Tell me who I should write more about since I'm unsure what characters I should write about more in the next chapter. More MelloxMatt? or more BxL and LxLight.

Remember reveiws motivate me to write more ;D