Lessons About Danger

by

White Lego Ninja

Hi everyone. So the Election is over, but the rodeo nonsense might never end. Why is it that nothing short of me ending up in the Hospital gets them thinking about Reality, and why is it that they're always angry and NEVER listen?!

Whew! Rant short and over.

Here's the next chapter of Lessons About Danger. I know I said 'In" last chapter, but as the Title says, it's 'About'

Chapter 2: Diapers, Danger, and Dimensional Disaster.

In the Turtles' Lair, Earth Dimension

The day started the same as usual; The Turtles were having pizza for breakfast, and Splinter was meditating.

"I should check if there's been any portal activity," said Donatello. "After what Shred Head tried with Tribble, we ought to be more alert in case he tries trouble with babies again."

"Tin Grin's got a lot of nerve doing that to diapered dudettes like that," Michaelangelo agreed.

Donatello went into his lab, and the Turtles followed.

"Presenting the X-Shred Detector. This device of mine, complete with it's own portal, can warn us of any activity from either Shredder or Dimension X."

"Hi guys," called a female voice behind them. "What's the scoop today?" The Turtles turned around, and saw April come in, camera in hand.

"Donatello says his device can warn us about Shredder, or Dimension X Portal activity," said Raphael.

No sooner had he said that, the X-Shred's alarm siren began screeching. Typing on the keyboard, Donatello scanned the streets above.

"Trouble in Central Park? Stealing babies from carriages?" Leonardo asked, truly angered.

"That creep never quits, does he?" April asked.

"Let's get up there and teach him to quit," said Mike.

But suddenly, the X-Shred's screen went blank. As Donnie typed, trying to fix the error, the face of Krang appeared.

"Try and stop me, Turtles," he said, "but this time I will be rid of you!"

Central Park

As Shredder wrestled a baby carriage free from the mother's grasp, a light appeared behind him. But he jumped to conclusion and assumed it was Krang sending him Foot Soldiers from Dimension X.

"About time, you mad medula!"

But what Shredder didn't realize is that the portal was going haywire. There was a great vaccum-like force tugging at his cape. He quickly grabbed his connumicator.

"Krang! Shut down the portal!"

Turtle Van with Turtles, April, and Splinter

Leonardo swerved the van as he drove through the street.

"Whoa, hold it steady, Dude," called Mike.

"I can't! There's something pulling on the van," Leo replied.

Donnie scanned with the van's devices.

"It says there's a portal open, but the dimension on the other side isn't Dimension X."

The van spun around, and came to a stop on the curb. The Turtles saw Bebop and Rocksteady on the grass, each holding the handles of a baby carriage in each hand.

"Trouble, guys!" April called, aiming her News camera at the antics. The boys jumped out of the van and drew their weapons.

"It's Turtle Trashing Time!" Rocksteady called his usual catchphrase. He and Bebop let go of the carriages, the babies' mothers rolling them away before picking up the crying little ones.

Mike threw his nunchucks and they wound themselves around Rocksteady's mouth. The rhino pulled at them, with no success.

Technodrome; Dimension X

Krang furiously worked at the portal controls.

"Blast it all! The more I try shutting it down, the wider it opens!"

Earth; New York; Central Park

The Turtles, April, Splinter, and Shredder were sucked into the vortex...

# # #

In a parallel dimension, four green feminine figures were practicing ninja skills. When suddenly, there came a bright light, and down fell six figures.

The Turtles groaned and slowly got to their feet.

"Whoa! Radical ride, Dudes," said Mike.

"That was rough," said Leo. "My head still hurts."

Then the Turtles heard footsteps. When they looked up, they saw... Themselves?

"Whoa! Check it, girls. Those turtles look like us!" said the parallel version of Mike.

"They look that way, because they... Are us?" Leah, the girl version of Leonardo said.

So here it is. Sorry if it's too short. Give me a break already!

Alexandria Silvertongue, here's the next chapter. I don't know the female versions of Donnie's, Mike's, and Raph's names. Any ways to tell the girl turtles' story, or introduce the other dimension's Shredder? Interesting fact: As a small child, I used to think Krang was a she.

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Cheers and Turtle Power!

White Lego Ninja