Session 2

"Hello, this is our 2nd session!" Marj chimed. "You are too noisy, you know," Hong Kong complained while installing fireworks. "You are very mean, thick eye-browed Chinese man," Marj glared at Hong Kong. "I don't care about the opinion of a teenage girl," Hong Kong said as he gestured his hand. "Well, anyways, we received a review from Springirth Dale!" Philippines said to break up the fight.

"Anou… She said:

Yay! Salamat! Salamat! Salamat po! Yay!

First up are the questions

Questions:

Hong Kong: How's the tea that England gave you? P.S:遲來的生日快樂! and your dimsum's amazing!

China: Yay! 中国! How are Macau, Taiwan, and Hong Kong doing in your opinion?

England: Can you Ask 香港(Hong Kong) if he likes your tea or not?

Japan: Nihon-san! How do you make your sashimi so oishii-degozaru?

Dares:

Hong Kong: Tell everyone what you think of them. If you don't want to, it's okay. :)

China: Tell Italy (again) that pasta originated from you.

Philippines: Oh yeah! Sing a song for the other nations! In your language!

South Korea: Keep quiet during this interview.

Thank you! Grazie! Gracias! Merci! Danke! Xièxiè! Arigatō! Gamsahabnida!( フ)/"

Canada read.

"Now, Hong Kong," Marj said as she gestured her hand to the guy who was setting up fireworks. "The tea England gives me? Well, he," Hong Kong was thinking of a rightful answer because he doesn't want to hurt England's feelings. The camera suddenly turns to England's direction; he was drinking tea as usual. "If his people make the tea, it's quite delicious but if he made it… uhh…" Hong Kong answered. The camera once again turned to England then back to Hong Kong. "Well, thank you for your greeting and the compliment," Hong Kong managed to say as an excuse so he won't completely answer the question.

"China is next," Marj said. "Taiwan, Macau and Hong Kong, aru? Well, it looks like they're doing well but I have to say that Taiwan needs to stop obsessing about Japan, aru. And also that Hong Kong needs to stop putting up fireworks, aru," China said. "We never said you'll stop ending your sentences in aru so don't make us say no to the things we do," Taiwan and Hong Kong suddenly said in unison. "England's time," Marj chimed. "Looks like he's busy drinking his tea," Philippines pointed out.

"I'll be able to take care of this," France said then he whispered something into England's ear. "Shut up, you bloody git!" England screamed, his head is fully red. "Well then," Malaysia and Singapore said as they sweat dropped at the situation. "I wonder what France told England," Philippines and Japan wondered. "I ship USUK, okay back to the questions," Marj said. "Hmm… Ask Hong Kong about my tea?" England said then he looked at Hong Kong. "I'm done answering that question," Hong Kong said as he arranged the fireworks.

"Okay, nevermind," Marj said, knowing Hong Kong doesn't want to hurt England's feelings or he doesn't what to be scolded by him. "Okay, Japan, it's your turn," Philippines chimed as she glomped her friend. "A-Anou… Firipin-san… Please get off of me first," Japan said. "Okay, japan," Philippines cheered. 'Why is she in such a happy mood?' the countries including Marj thought. "Dale-san, arigato for saying that my sashimi is delicious. Sashimi is delicious because it was made by the hard work of the fishermen and of the sushi chefs," Japan answered. "Deep… Very deep," Marj said as she nodded. "Maybe you're just dumb," Hong Kong teased. "It's not your turn to speak, stupid King Kong!" Marj said.

"Enough of that!" Germany said after a long time of silence. "Doitsu-kun is right, vee~ No fighting," Italy said. "Okay, the dares. The first dare is that Hong Kong will tell his opinion about everyone," Philippines said. "Okay then. America is dumb, England is strict, Russia is scary, Germany is strictly scary, Italy is useless, Japan is calm, Taiwan is a stalker, Indonesia is obviously in love with Philippines, Singapore and Malaysia need to have a break from one another, Philippines is too nice and needs to be a little naughty, France is such a pervert, South Korea is too noisy, China needs to change his attire, Brunei and Thailand are too quiet and Marj is the dumbest and the most pathetic one of all," Hong Kong said. "I think you forgot about someone," England said. "I wonder who," Thailand said. "You guys are mean! Hong Kong forgot about Canada!" Philippines screamed.

"Canada needs to be flashier, take some lessons from France. ONLY SOME," Hong Kong said. "My dear Canada," France said as he hugged Canada. "France, I can't breathe," Canada whispered.

"Italy, pasta originated from me, aru," China said, face to face to Italy. "Really, vee~? I didn't know that pasta is Chinese, vee~" Italy chimed. "That was easy," Marj said. "Doitsu-kun, pasta is chinese~" Italy chimed. Germany only face palmed at what Italy told him. "Philippines, sing a song about the countries in your language! Tagalog time!" Marj chimed. "A song? I'm going to think of one first," Philippines said.

"Natatamad akong kumanta (I'm lazy in singing)

Pero sabi nila gawa ako kanta (But they said I should make a song)

Para sa bawat bansa (For each country)

Hala! (Oh no!)

Si America ay makulit (America is naughty)

Kailangan ni Malaysia mag-diet (Malaysia needs to take a diet)

Nagluluto si England ulit Pait! (England is cooking again bitter!)

Anong hinihintay mo? (What are you waiting for?)

Magtago sa aparador (Hide in the closet)

Nandyan lang si France (There is France)

How I wish, tumigil na sya (How I wish he would stop)

Wala ka na naman ginawa, Italy (You're not doing anything again, Italy)

Nagagalit na tuloy si matandang Germany (Old Germany is getting mad)

Si Japan lang ay naglilinis ng kwarto nila chi~ (Japan is cleaning their room)

Ang hirap kumanta nito, tulong naman dito (It's hard singing this, help me here)

Gusto ko ng panda, China (I want a panda, China)

Madamot ka, Korea (You're greedy, Korea)

May gusto sa akin si Nesia? (Nesia likes me?)

Wee, Malaysia (Weeh, Malaysia)

Si Vietnam ay may dalang espada (Vietnam has a sword)

Si Singapore love si Malaysia (Singapore loves Malaysia)

Nakakatakot si Russia ahh~ (Russia is scary ahh~)

Hong Kong adik sa fireworks (Hong Kong is addicted to fireworks)

Si Canada ay tinatawag na dork (Canada is called a dork)

Ganun rin kay Brunei, hey~" (The same with Brunei, hey~)

"I give up!" Philippines said as she put her hands in the air. Her head ached from the song. It was very hard to make a song with lyrics other than "lalalala~" or "nanana~". "Okay, I guess South Korea already listened to what Canada read, because he's quiet," Marj said then the camera centered unto the Korean who was sweating because he wants to say China's breasts is his. "Are you fine, aru?" China asked South Korea. South Korea's sweating was increasing, he stared at China's breasts. 'Must stay quiet,' it rang in his head.

Most of the countries face palmed. "Aru?" China questioned. "Never mind! Well, that's it for now!" Marj said as she smiled. "Well, I hope more reviews will come!" Philippines said as she gestured her hand.

The song thing was hard but it was fun!