A/N: I'm bored so I'm hopefully going to entertain myself and you with this story. Thanks for clicking on the link to the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders or any of its characters.
Taylor's POV
"Get off of me!" Pony complained trying to move his arms. I hugged him tighter making him powerless.
"Nope! You didn't use the magic word," I replied laughing.
"Please?" Pony asked hopeful.
"That's not the magic word you idiot! I'm not some sissy girly girl who cares if you say please! Who do you think I am? A Soc?" I said laughing. Pony really does need to learn that I don't care if he ever says please.
"You know it's going to be something completely random like Duck," Curly said laughing at Pony.
"Duck," Pony said.
"NOPE! Guess again!" I replied.
"Brownie," Pony guessed smiling.
"Will you give me one?" I asked hopeful.
"Will you let go of me?" he replied mocking my voice.
"If you give me one," I said hugging him tighter.
"I don't have one," he complained.
"Then keep guessing you dumb butt," I laughed.
"Milkshake," he said.
"No, go fish!" I said.
"If you let me go I'll let you and Soda color the chocolate cake," he said.
"Can I make it orange?" I asked.
"Sure," he said chuckling.
"Okay! Deal!" I said loosening my grip.
"Finally!" he said about to get out of my grip.
"NOPE!" I said hugging him tight again.
"Ugh," he groaned.
"Down you go," I said rolling him and shoving him down the hill.
"You," -pause- "are," -pause- "so," -pause- "dead!" he said rolling down the hill. We all laughed until he managed to make it back up. It took a while since I kept shoving him back down.
"I hate you," Pony said when he finally made it back up the hill.
"Love you too big bro," I said rolling my eyes. He's so weird.
"Taylor!" I heard someone call.
"Here comes Soda and Steve," Curly said.
"Hi Soda! Hi Steve!" I called waving at them.
"Why were you pushing Pony down the hill?" Soda asked as they made it up the hill.
"Cause I can," I replied shortly.
"Let her go or she might push you down too," Steve said laughing.
"Exactly! I will shove you down the hill!" I said laughing.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," he said rolling his eyes.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at me I'm Soda and I can say yeah three times in a row," I said mocking him.
"You're going to get it little girl," Soda warned laughing.
"Do something!" I said standing up.
"Calm down," he replied laughing. "Shut up and calm down. You know I was just messin."
"Course I do," I said plopping back down.
"So why'd ya freak out?" Steve asked plopping down right after Soda.
"Why ya wanna know?" I asked.
"Cause ya freaked out," he stated.
"Well durr!" I replied.
"Thank you Captain Obvious," Soda said rolling his eyes.
"Welcome Sargent Sarcasm!" I replied immediately.
"I wasn't even talkin to ya," Soda said lookin at me like I was insane.
"So? Your point being?" I asked making myself look drunk.
"Are you drunk?" Steve asked staring at me.
"NOPE!" I replied being overly peppy.
"Too much pep there," Soda told me laughing.
"Well maybe I like being peppy!" I said trying to hold back a laugh.
"You hate pep," Steve said.
"I have my moods, leave me alone," I said fake hurting.
"Don't you have work?" Pony asked them. Wait, don't they?
"Nah. Boss let us off early. He had something to do so he closed the DX for the rest of the day," Steve told him.
"Can we go to the movies tonight? It's Sunday," I asked Soda. He always lets me go.
"Don't you have work tomorrow?" Soda asked.
"Yeah but I'm not going to like Two-Bit and get completely wasted," I said rolling my eyes.
"Let her go. She hasn't gone with us the last couple of times," Steve added. YES! He's on my side!
"Alright. Mind if we come with?" Soda asked.
"No you're not allowed because I hate you," I said sarcastically.
"I don't think it's up to you to decide if I go or not," he replied smirking.
"It is if you're going with me," I said sticking my tongue out at him.
"Shut up," he said laughing.
"No," I replied acting serious. "Don't tell me what to do."
"Go get me a sandwich woman," Steve said.
I glared at him and said, "Only when pigs fly will I ever take an order like that."
"Alright I'll just find a way to make Two-Bit fly," Pony said laughing. We all burst into laughter.
"That was meeeeeeean!" I said acting drunk again. "You're so meeeeeeeeeeean! You meanie-bo-beanie!"
"What?" Pony asked laughing.
"Noooooooo! You're meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaan! Don't taaaaaaaaaaalk to meeeeee!" I said scooting away from him. Stupid me though just had to scoot too far away and end up rolling half way down the hill. I heard footsteps and suddenly I was being picked up by my belt loops. "Why am I being carried by my pants?" I asked holding my shirt down.
"Cause you can," I heard Dally say. OF COURSE DALLY WOULD! "What are you going to do about it? Bite my head off?"
"No!" I screamed. "That's unsanitary!"
"Girl you done gone lost your mind," he said using a fake accent. It was pretty bad too since his New York accent interfered with it. I couldn't stop laughing until he dropped on me on the top of the hill.
"Jerk," I said sitting back up.
"I just carry you up a hill and I'm a jerk?" Dally asked.
"No. You're a goblin," I said laughing.
"You're insane," Dally said walking back down the hill. He's so weird! He just flicked me off. I stuck my tongue out at him. The jerk! I didn't even say anything to him!
"Let's go home," Soda said standing up.
"Or we could do this," Steve said walking over to me. Uh oh. What's he doing to do? He ended up shoving me down the hill. I just laughed the whole way down.
"You're turn!" I called to Steve. He just smiled and tumbled down the hill after me. Everyone else did the same. Although when Steve got to the end of the hill he ended up rolling right on me.
"Get off of me you fat ass," I said shoving him off.
"OOOOOOH! YOU SAID ASS! I'M TELLING SODA!" he screamed.
"Go ahead and be a tattle tale! See if I care!" I told him sticking my tongue out.
"I'm just messin I won't tell," he said ruffling my hair.
"Come on!" I complained smoothing my hair down.
"Kay let's get back. I think Darry's going to cook tonight," Soda said standing up.
"Carry me," I said jumping on Steve's back.
"Don't I always?" he said grabbing my legs so I wouldn't fall off.
"Duh! It's cause you love me," I said laughing. We started walking and caught up with Two-Bit on the way home.
"Taylor I have some important news to tell you," Two-Bit said as we walked inside the house.
"And just what is this news?" I asked as Steve dropped me on the couch.
He walked up in front of me, got down on one knee, and said, "I'm pregnant."
I gasped in horror and said, "It's Soda's! Isn't it?"
"No, worse," Two-Bit said smirking.
I fake gasped in horror, again. "Darry's?"
"No," he started. "Steve's."
"How could you! I can't believe you would cheat on me with STEVE!" I said trying my best not to laugh.
"I'm sorry Taylor, but Two-Bit's just so," Steve said playing along. "So Two-Bit-ish. I couldn't help myself."
"Soda! You have to kill Two-Bit now! He cheated on me with," I said using a dramatic pause. "STEVE!"
"That wasn't Steve!" Soda called from the kitchen.
"Then who was it?" I asked trying, and failing, to not laugh.
"It was me! I acted like Steve," Soda said walking in to the living room.
"Soda! I can't believe you!" Two-Bit said putting on a goofy smile.
"Oh yeah, sorry that was Soda that was with me not Two-Bit. He's quite the actor," Steve said laughing his head off.
"I never knew I was living with a bunch of gaybos," I said right as Darry walked in the door.
"What? Who's gay?" Darry asked completely confused.
"Well Soda here gets around with the whole gang and Steve and Two-Bit meant to get it on but it was actually Soda. Steve thought Soda was Two-Bit so they got it on then Two-Bit thought Soda was Steve so they got it on too. Oh and Two-Bit's pregnant with Soda's kid who he thought was Steve's kid," I explained laughing.
"And do the girls that swarm you know you're gay Soda?" Darry asked smirking.
"Why do you think they swarm me? In fact we were just about to go get our nails done! Then we were going to go try on some dresses, scope out hot guys, and do each other's hair! Duh! Then we were going to go watch a chick flick at the Nightly Double," Soda said in an extremely gay voice. I ended up backing into Steve. My eyes got wide and I tried not to laugh since I was terrified at how gay he just sounded.
"It's okay," Steve said patting my head.
"It's not okay! You slept with Soda!" I said laughing.
"You're just jealous of our relationship!" Soda said.
"Yeah, that's it," I said sarcastically.
I felt Steve lean down close to my ear. I started getting scared. He does this to me all the time just to freak me out and for some reason, it works every time.
"It's alright," he whispered. "I like another Curtis kid better."
"It's Ponyboy isn't it? Damn his auburn hair," I whispered back laughing.
"Not Ponyboy. Guess again," Steve said sounding serious.
"SODA! STEVE LIKES DARRY MORE THAN YOU!" I screamed to Soda. He just faked fainting and landed on Two-Bit. I laughed so hard.
"Not Darry. You," Steve whispered in my ear while we were all laughing. "We'll talk later, at the movies."
Now I can't wait for the movies to come.
"Don't worry Soda! I will save you!" Two-Bit said leaning down towards Soda's face.
"NO!" Soda screamed shoving his face away. I ended up rolling off of the couch with laughter when I saw Two-Bit's face. It was PRICELESS!
A/N: Okay thanks for reading! Yes I know this is probably EXTREMELY OOC but that's my writing style. I hope I entertained you! Review telling me what you think. Hopefully the next chapter will be longer! And be up sooner!
