(Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Justin Bieber etc. I own nothing but this crazy story that I write when I'm feeling crazy. I know I said I was going to update when I got some reviews but I'm impatient so yah..xD. Enjoy! )
Chapter 2: Moving In
When everyone got to the house, they brought a whole bunch of shit.
"Well this is going to be harder than I thought…" Pein said. "Ok everyone be quiet so I can give you your rooms. I swear, I feel like you people's father... And no, don't even say anything Hidan." Pein said just as Hidan was about to open his mouth. Pein assigned everyone to their rooms, which they would share with their partners. Hidan went upstairs to his and Kakuzu's room and dropped his junk on the floor.
"ok old man, you know I don't like you or want to live with you so just don't touch my shit and we're cool." Hidan told him.
'Likewise. Don't make me angry and don't talk too much. Or I Will kill you." Kakuzu told him.
"HAH! Old man, don't you know I'm immortal?" Hidan laughed, which made Kakuzu angry. Kakuzu cut Hidan head off with a kunai.
"Hey old fuck! What the hell! Put my head back on!" Hidan screamed from the floor. Kakuzu walked out of the room to go get the rest of his stuff from downstairs.
Meanwhile, Kisame was trying to set up his giant fish tank in his and Itachi's room.
"Kisame," Itachi called from his dresser, where he was putting his underwear in. Itachi had an awful lot of underwear…"There's no room for that fish tank. Put it somewhere else."
"I need it for when I get hungry!" Kisame said. Itachi stared angrily at his partner. Before Kisame knew it, he was pinned to the wall, a kunai at his throat.
"I said, we have no room for that thing in here." Itachi whispered coldly in his partners ear.
Kisame gulped. "Okay, whatever you say Itachi."
In Deidara and Sasori's room, Sasori was arranging his puppets just right in various places around the room. He had just got them the way he wanted when Deidara knocked the Third Kazekage over.
"Hey brat! Watch where you're going!" Sasori yelled at him.
Deidara rolled his eyes and walked over to his bed to make sculptures out of butter. Pein wouldn't let his make things out of clay because he was afraid it would get on the new carpet.
"That's disgusting! You better not get any of it on my puppets!" He warned.
Tired of Sasori's bitching, Deidara walked downstairs to go bother someone else.
"Deidara-senpai!" Tobi calle when he saw him.
"Oh shit." Deidara muttered under his breath. He quickly turned to leave but Tobi grabbed him.
"Can you pleaaassseee help me carry my stuff to me and ZuZu's room?" he asked.
"Uh, sure, un." Deidara said. Tobi handed Deidara a black platic garbage bag. The mouths on Deidara palms licked the bag then spit out the nasty taste.
"Yuck! What do you have in here, un?" Deidara asked.
"That is for Tobi to know and Deidara-senpai not to know." Tobi said.
"Whatever…"
Deidara and Tobi walked up to Tobi and Zetsu's room.
"What in the…" Deidara started when they arrived in the room.
" You like it senpai?" Tobi asked.
Tobi and Zetsu's room was painted bright pink and had rainbow stickers and posters of Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, and the Jonas Brothers on the walls.
While Deidara was standing there with his mouth open in shock, Tobi skipped over to him and took the bag from him. He opened the bag and poured the contents on his bed. Thongs and underwear with unicorns and rainbows came out.
"Like my underwear senpai?" he asked Deidara.
Deidara ran out of the room screaming.