I dont own Glee, any of the charcters, or songs mentioned in the again, please excuse the mistakes. And I don't really know Russian, so i just used a translator the best I could, so Bohze Moi=Oh My God and Proklyatie=Damn. And when I type in Russian I will just put what I ATTEMPTED to say in {these little suckas}

Kurts POV

tick tock tick tock

The clock seemed almost as if it was taunting me. I looked around idlessly, my only class with Blaine. Might I say it was hell? He was in Miss Haren's class so there was no way he could text, she totally dosen't understand that young people LIVE off of texting. Jeez. So I just contuined to tap my pencil.

The teacher just written a new problem up on the board. I immdentily started to work in it my head. "14880470088" I whipped my head around to the voice in the back, everyone else also turned around. No one in this class besides me could solve that, that fast, let alone say it.

"Excuse me?" said, outstanded, also looking at the new girl. She had a familiar face...Oh right, I saw her at lunch. Her name was something odd...Lanka? Ludi? LACI! Yea, she said she goes by Laci, and shes from Russia. Shes like a Russian Wiz Kid.

"The answer to you problem...225489x65992 is 14880470088" Laci said simply, as if it was an everyday problem.

"Ah...yes, thats quite good" said, sorta amused "And no on to the homework..." I just kinda zoned out after he mentioned homework. Did I just get outsmarted by the new girl? Well maybe she did lots of big problems in her old school. Oh. My. Gaga. Shes auditing for Glee Club today! Once if she is better than me! Im not going to go all Rachel Berry on her and send her to a crack house. But Blaine and I just became the G.P.C. (Glee Power Couple) I can't wait till Glee gets here today.

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Andrei's POV

I LOVE AMERICA. One moment I'm dumping my pizza tray and the next I'm being pulled into the closet by two super fine girls.

"Bozhe moi" I muttered under my breath as the short Latina girl...what was her name...Santana? Yeah thats it. Santana stuck her tounge in my mouth. I've made out plently if times, but never with two girls at once!

"I just love your accent" The blonde, Brittany, whispered sudectivly in my ear. I don't recall the exact conversation but I just remember then wanting to "keep a perfect record" and who am I to break these poor girls record of making out?

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Laci's POV

Choir room...choir room...where was that again? I heard the sound of laughter and piano playing. Found it! I fixed my hair one more time, straitened out my dress and hurred down the hall, the only sound of the Glee club and my shoes hitting the hard linoleum.

I hestenitly walked in and they all turned to me. Fantasitic. The curly haired teached shushed them all. I think I remeber him...yeah he taught Spanish, Mr. Shue. "Hello Laci, so glad you came today!" He said in a positive tone and smile. "So I take it you want to sing a song for us?"

I shyly nodded, "Uh sure I guess...But I don't know that many American songs, and it will be hard to sing without my accent, but I will try my best"

"Thats all we ask" replied kindly. I slowly waked into the middle of the room and gave the music to the band. I took a deep breath and tried to ignore the two boys making out in the back of the room.

There's somethin' about the way

The street looks when it's just rained

There's a glow off the pavement

You walk me to the car

And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there

In the middle of the parking lot

Yeah

Oh yeah

This is good...the boys stop swapping spit and turned their attention towards me.

We're drivin' down the road

I wonder if you know

I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up now

But you're just so cool

Run your hands through your hair

Absentmindedly makin' me want you

And I don't know how it gets better than this

You take my hand and drag me head first

Fearless

And I don't know why but with you I'd dance

In a storm in my best dress

Fearless

I don't like that look on Rachels face...Oh goodness, oh goodness, keep in singing, your fine, your fine.

So baby drive slow

'Til we run out of road in this one horse town

I wanna stay right here in this passenger seat

You put your eyes on me

In this moment now capture it, remember it

Cause I don't know how it gets better than this

You take my hand and drag me head first

Fearless

And I don't know why but with you I'd dance

In a storm in my best dress

Fearless

I closed my eyes towards the end, but when I heard the appluse I quickly opened them. "Okay class, any one object to Laci being in Glee club?" Mr. Shue asked. No one did, thankfully, but Rachel had that look in her eyes, and I bet if Finn wasn't holding her hand she might of, just might of raised her hand. Mr. Shue patted me on the back "Welcome to Glee Club Laci" was all he said before most of the kids came up and gave me a big group hug.

Okay, i was wrong. America isn't THAT bad.

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Blaine's POV

Wow. That new girl can sing. Not as good as Rachel, but above average. At about at Kurt and I's level, which I'm totally fine with. "Hey babe?" Kurt said, breaking me out of my train of thought

"Yes?" I said with my seductive smile and that's all it took for him to press his soft lips to mine. Oh. My. Effron. We are the new Mike and Tina. But frankly...I'm okay with that.

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Laci's POV

I stood silently while Rachel introduced me to everyone while Mr. Shue went to make copies. "Okay, first off you already know Finn, Noah and I. But there's more to this club than just us" DUH "Over there in the corner int he big glasses? That's Lauren, don't mess with here, she's a total badass. Next to here is Santana and Brittany, the inseparable BFF's. Don't let that fool you, Santana will chew off your heads, shes from the bad parts of town, Lima Heights" There's a bad part in this Cow Town? "And Brittany is...well not all there. She thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows. Then we have Artie, he became handicapped when he was 8, madly in love with Brittany. Then there is the Asian couple, Mike and Tina. Not much too them, except Mike has mad dance skills and don't insult Tina's clothes" Check, check, check "Now the mushy-get-a-room-couple, I hope gays don't bother you 'cause they make out every moment they are together." They must of heard that cause they both waved, while still making out "Blaine is the one with black curly hair, Kurt has brown hair and a great fashion taste. Sam is the blonde beiber" Beaver? "and a total nerd. Quinn is the drama queen and rules the school. And last but certainly not least...our chocolate thunder, Mercedes, great voice, great personality, just don't upset her. Well that's about all, you can totally come to me with any problems" She finally finished, but she said the last part with a fake smile, I don't really trust her, but why not be nice. I just nodded and thanked her.

Rachel skipped back over to Finn and sat down on his lap. Gag.

Just as i took a seat next to Sam, Mr. Shue walked in and wrote SECRETS on the board. "This weeks lesson will be Secrets, I want every one of you to sing a song that will express something that no one knows about you" As soon as he finished people pulled out their Ipods to search for the perfect song. As for me? I think I'm going to fail this assignment.

Brittany and Santana ended up taking me home in Brittany's red Porsche. Proklyatie! This girl had some money! But it turns out she lives like a block away from me. Which will be convenient, since she said her and Santana will just pick me up in the mornings. Now I don't have to ride the bus with my siblings, I loved these girls already.

We pulled up to my house where Natalia and Nikita were sitting on the porch reading. "Whose that?" Santana asked

"Oh just my siblings, the rest are probably inside, Natalia and Nikita are twins, they never leave each others side, they just turned 14" I said gathering my things and stepping out of the car "Well thanks for the ride, text 'ya later?"

"Totally!" They said in unison and sped off. I just laughed and headed up towards the house

"Laci ! Laci ! My propustili vas tak mnogo!" {Laci! Laci! We missed you so much!} They also said in unison, but they always talk at the same time, its creepy, but I've gotten used to it. Natalia was the first to jump up, in her red mini dress with a red ribbon in her pony tail. I then looked over to Nikita, he stood up stood, he's always been slightly calmer than his sister. His shirt was matching Natalia's dress, just plain red. He also had a red bracelet on, they always matched.

"Oh my goodness! Hello! I've missed you too!" I said pulling them into a hug. "Lets go inside, I bet mom and dad want to hear all about today!"

After I put my youngest sibling to bed, Pavel (But often called Pasha), as it was my night to watch him since he is only 6 months old. And after dealing with my family and trading school stories, I finally climbed up the stair and into my room to crash in my pink-zebra themed room.

I pulled out my laptop after taking a shower (My sister and I share a bathroom, while the boys have their own bathroom, thank goodness!) and started to search for the perfect song for Glee club.