Nook: okay here pick a box.

???: um the one with the blue roof.

Nook: ok now give me a lot of bells.

???:*gives 20,000 bells* here I think that's enough

Nook: nope. Due to problems, it has raised to 20,001 bells! You get to work!

???: its only one bell. Ill only have to do the first thing.

Nook: ok now. write a letter to hugbag! Go!

???: well there is no hugbag, so ill mail it to huggy.

Letter: hi I'm a person. Nook took me prisoner like any other human.

Nook: well done! Worth.one bell congradulations! Oh sorry the house price raised wile you were gone!

???: I guess ill write a billboard note.

Message: Nook is a thief! Don't trust him!!!

Nook: ok I guess your done. ok no more dept! ill upgrade your house and charge you against your will!

???: but that box is big enough. for a single celled organism.