DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARECTERS EXCEPT KRISTEN GRAZE!

Tony Stark POV : "Sir, its time for your wake up call," JARVIS reported.

" Urgh…can't we just push it one more hour? I still have a hangover," I grumbled.

" That's what you said one hour ago," JARVIS replied.

As usual Pepper comes into my room when JARVIS starts complaining about my lazy butt.

" Tony, you have to get up! We have undetected radio waves coming in from the United Kingdom!" She starts howling. What an anxiety freak, I think to myself.

" So what? We worry about America!" I said angrily. This is how I wake up every day.

"Rhodes thinks that it is a terrorist attack" She simply replies.

In short, I have to unwrap my cave of pillows and blankets. I hop out of bed and grab my Stark phone because iPhones are overrated. Then I run into the shower. I'm not going into detail about this part of my morning routine. (The fangirls out there just can't get enough of me!). Anyways… after the cooling shower, I take my Iron Man fuzzy slippers (don't judge) and slide them on my bare feet. Once I dress myself with designer clothing, I walk into the elevator. Do you want to know what's playing? Back in Black…Duh!

"We have reached the sixty seventh floor. If you step out of the elevator you will find a complimentary vodka waiting for you," JARVIS'S good old monotone voice said.

Of course on instinct, I leap out of the elevator ready to get drunk. Instead of a clear icy vodka, I find Pepper staring into her Stark pad. Pepper immediately straightens her dress once she notices me.

"Ok, we are-urr…umm… I've arranged a meeting for you," she says stammering.

Pepper quickly updated me on the "terrorist attack"

I thought to myself and analyzed the situation. Even though I am fully capable on controlling the drama, Pepper arranged a consultation with the Avengers. So that explains the "meeting".

"They should be here any minute now…" Pepper rambles, but of course as usual I block her out.

As always the team comes on time. As JARVIS opened the door, Pepper started greeting Captain Underpants, Green Man, Poptart, and the two assassins whom I don't really care about. Anyways…they all say without question on my patent leather couches.

" We have a problem," Captain Underpants blankly stated.

" Well no durr! Oh, by the way… those tights really aren't working for you!" I said.

Captain blushed.

That's what you get for coming to Stark Tower at six a.m.

Pepper leaves the tense room to get a morning snack for everybody. Dead silence continues until she returns. Pepper comes back in with coffee and cinnamon flavored poptarts. Big mistake. Thor runs over to her, with his golden locks flowing behind him. He knocks the wind out of her.

"SHMMMRRRR!" She yells while tumbling down the stairs. Thor grabs the poptart box and innocently runs back. Being the loving person I am, I lay back on the couch and wait for JARVIS help Pepper stand up.

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