A/N: The second chapter. You guys get this one earlier since so many people read my fic. Special thanks to I hez no nem and Panzer General for reviewing first. They get special hugs from Heavy. Also team RED are aged from 33 to 50. You can decide which Class is aged which. Enjoy :)

Ch. 2

The Pyro(Aka Mphhhh Mph)

"Ok Mister... I'm sorry I didn't catch your name."

"Mphhhhh Mphh Mphh" The Pyro tried to say.

The Pyro then wrote on the notepad given by his teammates. "My name is-" The firefighter read as an emergency bell rang.

"We have no time, lets just get a move on, your name can wait."

So Pyro and his new friend gears up or rather the firefighter gears as the Pyro never takes off his suit. They hop on a truck and sped away to the fire. While they were waiting they conversed on why he would not take off his suit.

"Do you always wear your suit?"

"Mmph," nodding his head.

"Why?"

"Mmph Mmmph um mph," The Pyro then draws several bunnies and cats. Mostly bunnies.

"Um I don't quite understand... oh never mind, but you never did tell me your name."

He shows the man a sentence.

"My name is-..."

A car behind the truck honked the horn to tell it to move.

"Well hello-BEEEEEEP-my name is Francis." (Who loves the censorship of Pyro's name? :).)

"Ok we are here now lets put out that fire,"

Pyro rushes into the building flamethrower ready.

"NO WAIT, WE HAVE TO PUT THE FIRE OUT FIRST!"

He ignores Francis warning, axing every bit of wood. He finds survivors in closets. Grabbing the kids and running with the parents they make it out alive. One of the children shouts, "NO we have to get the bunny!"

Pyro being a softie for cute animals, gasps and runs inside the burning home. Puffing out air at every fire extinguishing them while trying to find the bunny. Finding her in a cage sleeping the Pyro gets the cage and runs like hell. Seeing the outside the kids are filled with glee as they get their pet back.

"Snuggles is safe now," said the children as they both smiled.

Back at the fire department

"Well it's safe to say that you have a bright future putting out fires," Francis told Pyro.

The Pyro chuckled thinking the irony of his job. He was the one that burns buildings down to nothingness not saving the building. But he met a bunny on this job so he decided to stay and work. Still thinking Francis taps him on the shoulder, awakening his paranoia. Quick with his flamethrower, he turns and kicks Francis, preparing to burn him as a BLU spy. Acknowledging that he was no longer in Tuefort, he turns to Francis and on his notepad wrote "Sorry, Old job experiences"

"Ok then, apology accepted. I was going to ask you if you were going home."

Pyro responded with, "I don't have a place to live,"

"You can bunk with me, I have an apartment that's big enough for the two of us. I will even drive you there."

Pyro said that he can walk there. He wanted to get some fresh air.

"Ok then, see you there then,"

Pyro was walking down the street, armed with only an axe, since his flamethrower was at the station. Seeing a couple of shady people, Pyro wanders into a deep thought about kittens and bunnies. A man walks up behind him and points a gun to his back.

"Give me all your money and no one will get hurt."

Feeling the gun pressed against his back, he has a revisit to Tuefort, with those pesky spies. Reflexes take over and he spins, knocking the gun out of the robber's hand while grabbing his axe, he swings and kills the robber with one clean swing.

Satisfied, he leaves to go to Francis apartment.

Miss Pauling

I made a call to a certain someone about the elimination of the RED team. His name was Saxton Hale. All I got was his voicemail, "Whoever is calling me, I don't have time as I am killing hippies and endangered animals."

Next I tried to call the BLU team to see if they will do the deed. They replied that the REDS are no longer their enemy therefore, they will not kill civilians. Right now that leaves only one person for the job, The Administrator's own personal army, The Purple team.

Now all I have to do is contact my boss and tell her about this.

"Yes Miss Pauling?"

"Ma'am, I am unable to contact Hale and the BLU's won't do it either, so I was thinking of...of-"

"Pauling get to the point," She snapped.

"Of your own personal army?"

"Approved, this is the exact thinking I need from my employees. Use every resource you have, the team will be ready as soon as the day ends," The Administrator smiled.

A/N: Yeah this one was a goofy one as I imagine Pyro as the comical and weird one. I still love him/her. So everyone who reviewed gets a hug from heavy :3 Now whoever reviews gets his sanviches, but please don't tell him. Criticism is welcome. The next update will either be 2 days minimum to a week max. This is a maybe so yeah. I hoped you ENJOYED :3