The cul-da-sac of Peach Creek!
No, still doesn't sound right.
"Step right up folks and welcome to the wonderful, the mystifying, the amazing...Time Travel o' Ed!", yelled Eddy as he stood on a crate and held out a money jar.
The various children of the cul-da-sac stood on line, eager to try the new scam.
Oh, you poor, poor souls, if you only paid attention to the recent events that happened last chapter...
"Shut it, Mr. Know-it-All!", Eddy hissed, "You're not ruining my scam!"
Then, Eddy excitedly grinned as Rolf first came up, complete with 25 cents in hand.
As Rolf put his quarter in the jar, the urban farmer happily said, "Rolf would normally be opposed to external forces that threaten the son of a shepard's way of life, but he will make an exception today! Rolf is very curious about the beginnings of his ancestry!"
Eddy hadn't even listened to a word Rolf said, as he was too busy thinking about how the scam could be a gold mine for a whole lot of jawbreakers. Poor, poor Eddy...because you are so blinded by your fantasies, you are already signaling your own doom.
"Hello? Ed-boy?", asked Rolf as he waved his hand at Eddy.
The self-proclaimed leader snapped back to reality and exclaimed, "Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever! Now get in there!"
He pushed him near Ed and Double D, who motioned him to walk over and stand near the rubber band.
Afterwards, Ed dumped the fake time travel box over him and quickly held the rubber band back, complete with a dopey grin on his face.
Double D walked up to Eddy and said,"I successfully installed the landing pad all the way in the junkyard, Eddy."
The shortest Ed boy nodded and replied, "Good, now move outta the way sock head!"
Double D quickly ran behind Eddy as Ed released the rubber band on the son-of-a-Shepard, slingshot style. The cul-da-sac kids looked in awe as Rolf was sent flying through the air.
Eddy cackled to himself while Ed exclaimed, "Look at him go!"
Double D grabbed a pair of binoculars so he could see if Rolf would land on the installed pad.
The sock-headed boy's eyes widened, as he saw something that he would never dreamed of seeing in his 12 years of existence: a huge swirling portal that was quickly opening up in the skies above.
The Powerpuff Girls then fell out of said portal, still frozen solid.
They accidentally fell on top of Rolf, who was conveniently soaring right near the clouds.
What followed was a very brutal crash landing, not on the safe and oh-so-comfortable pad, but on the harsh pavement of the junkyard.
Double D shrieked,"Rolf! Oh dear!", and was about to run off to the crash site, when Eddy immediately grabbed him by the back of his shirt.
"Hey, hold on Double D," said Eddy,"we got more customers waiting for us!"
Double D exclaimed,"Eddy, I`m sorry, but something fell out of the sky and onto Rolf! I have to go see if he's ok!"
He motioned Ed to follow him, to which the big lug did.
As the two Eds ran off, Eddy yelled out,"Guys! Hold on a second, will ya?!"
He groaned in anger and turned around to see the other cul-da-sac kids, all of whom had confused expressions on their faces.
Nazz asked,"Um, did something happen to Rolf?"
Eddy nervously chuckled and replied,"Uh, no, no, no! Just wait right here!"
The shortest Ed boy then quickly ran all the way over to the junkyard, where he saw the other two Eds gaze at the crater that Rolf had created.
Eddy growled,"What gives? We've got customers back there waiting for the next ride, and you're checking on Stringbean here?!"
Double D glared at Eddy and said,"Well, excuse me mister, but we have to see if Rolf is alright! Ed, lift those objects off of him!"
Ed nodded and lifted the frozen superheroines off of the urban farmer.
The big lug then grabbed Rolf by the leg, and lifted him up.
The son-of-a-shepard was comically flattened like a pancake, and the cardboard box, somehow, had been torn to shreds.
Rolf immediately regained consciousness, and his body returned to normal.
He saw Ed, who was still holding him by the leg, and yelled,"LAY YOUR HAND OFF OF ROLF, DIM-WITTED ED BOY!"
He swiftly kicked Ed in the face, and fell to the ground. The young foreign boy looked around, trying to see if he landed in his ancestry's past, but only saw various wax dinosaurs scattered around the junkyard.
Realizing that a certain con man decieved him with a scam, Rolf glared daggers at Eddy, who nervously whistled in response.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT THE GREAT ANCESTRY OF ROLF?!", he yelled.
Eddy, who was sweating bullets, stammered,"Uh, h-hey Rolf, at least you traveled somewhere, right?"
Rolf sighed and responded,"Well then Ed boy, since you disrespected the son-of-a-shepard's cherished family history with your prehistoric creatures made of wax..."
He began pulling out a third, identical shoe from his pocket,
"...you will now suffer the wrath of the Almighty Three Shoe Beating!"
Eddy's eyes widened, and gave out a small whimper, "Mommy..."
While Rolf proceeded to beat the living tar out of Eddy, Double D examined the frozen subjects laid out before him.
He thought, "What are these...creatures? They look like little girls, but they don't resemble any human we know. Nor do they resemble any other species on this Earth."
Ed looked at the frozen heroines and said,"They look like the Bug-Eyed Aliens from I Was An Alien Bug Beast in Crypto-Vision!"
Double D took Ed's comment into consideration, and thought, "Maybe Ed's right. Maybe they could be aliens. But I have to make sure of it. Hmm, perhaps I should unfreeze one of them and ask where they came from. This could be a major event in human history after all."
Suddenly, a bruised and badly beaten Eddy was thrown right next to Ed, who cheerfully said, "Hiya, Eddy!"
Eddy, in a dazed, distorted manner, spat out, "Shut up, Ed."
The self proclaimed leader got up, quickly shook his head, dusted himself off, and was good as new.
Eddy then saw Double D lay out a bunch of experimentation tools. He walked over to the intelligent Ed boy and said,"Thanks for nothing, sock head!"
Double D shushed Eddy and said,"I'm trying to unfreeze these creatures, Eddy."
Eddy looked at the frozen superheroines and thought, "What the heck are these things? Cheap looking porcelain dolls? HA! I crack myself up!"
Double D selected a magnifying glass that was laid out alongside the other tools.
The intelligent Ed boy proceeded to hold the tool out near the Sun, which created a small beam of heat.
The concentrated beam hit the ice encasing Blossom, causing it to melt, which quickly freed the small girl.
She wiped her eyes and groaned.
Suddenly, Blossom gasped, as she instantly remembered the events of the previous chapter.
She saw that her sisters were still frozen, and she used her heat vision to free them as well.
Both Eddy and Double D's eyes widened in shock at this, while Ed exclaimed, "Cool!"
The Powerpuff Girls are officially ok! Woo-Hoo! Thank you, cartoon physics!
Buttercup groaned, "What the heck happened?"
Bubbles asked, "Where's Mojo?"
Blossom replied,"That's what I was about to ask..."
The pink leader saw Double D and asked,"Um, sir, I was wondering, where are we, and how did we get here?"
Double D replied, "Why, you're in Peach Creek."
The girls collectively gasped in unison and exclaimed, "Peach Creek?!"